Itt we predict the last names of the year 3000

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alnilam

Ah no, common misconception. The last name "Toucher" comes from the shortened form of "Computer Toucher," which was a common profession a thousand years ago, it has nothing to do with perverts. Yes I know "James Toucher" sounds strange but hey it's my ancestry, what can I do.

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