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alnilam posted:Ah no, common misconception. The last name "Toucher" comes from the shortened form of "Computer Toucher," which was a common profession a thousand years ago, it has nothing to do with perverts. Yes I know "James Toucher" sounds strange but hey it's my ancestry, what can I do. "surely your parents knew what they were doing when they named you 'richard,' right?" "whaddya mean? my parents named me steve." "so your surname is ac---" "yeah, dicktoucher. one of my great-great-great grandfathers lost a bet or got cursed by a witch or something." ---------------- |
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with a name like stephen flatearther, you'd be surprised to hear he's a well-respected geologist. "way back when, one of my forefathers was hell-bent on proving the world was flat, and as a result the study of the planet became the family trade." when asked if he shared the view of his ancestor, he laughed and said "yeah, me and [co-inventor of the dark-matter warpdrive] nasa feynman trade notes often. i think the world is flat about as much as she believes in a terracentric view of the universe." Gene Hackman Fan fucked around with this message at 04:06 on Apr 30, 2020 ---------------- |
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