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Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Can he botch? Listen jerk
His hurracanrana will never work
Jumps the ropes that was nice
This match was recorded twice



Total Extreme Wrestling is the latest booking simulator/spreadsheet program from Adam Ryland and Grey Dog Software. Okay that's slightly incorrect, the demo came out last week but the release date has been pushed out by two weeks so that they can fix up any bugs and issues but we still have two months of in-game time to play around with and saves carry over. Instead of most other wrestling games where you actually play matches, you're instead running the day to day operations and booking shows. So while you're not going to be dry humped by a mummy or forced to play as the most obnoxious protagonists in a sports game of all time, you can be the Vince Russo of your dreams although I can promise you that there will probably not be a Viagra on a pole match.

Probably

ARE WE PLAYING THE WWE?

We're going to be using the default database that came with the game. The balance of real world mods are all over the place while the database is built up from the ground up and so things just work.


SO WHO ARE WE PLAYING AS?

That is up to you, the viewers. There are a shitload of promotions that you can pick from and we can also build our own promotion. Building our promotion has the added benefit of it being easier to populate the roster with goons.

The active promotions of the Cornellverse

If there isn't a promotion that you're interested in then just chuck a promotion name, an idea for what it's all about and a location my way.

IS THERE A WIN CONDITION?

My win conditions will be if a goon gets signed to USPW/SWF or BHOWTG and has a PPV title match. That'll mean that one of our boys/girls have made it and would be a pretty good feather in the cap. Alternatively it'll involve us getting to the national level and running shows on another continent.


CREATING A WRESTLER


Include a picture if you want, otherwise I'll use one of the prerendered headshots


NAME
DOB
Date of Debut
Gender
Race
Nationality
Based In
Do you wear a mask?


WRESTLING STYLE

Regular
Entertainer
Comedy
Powerhouse
Impactful
Striker
Brawler
Hardcore
Psychopath
Luchador
High Flyer
Technician
Technician Flyer
Technician Striker
Daredevil
MMA Crossover


BODY TYPE

Average
Skinny
Toned
Muscular
Ripped
Flabby
Bulky
Obese

SIZE

Very Small
Small
Lightweight
Middleweight
Light Heavyweight
Heavyweight
Big Heavyweight
Super Heavyweight
Giant

Minimum & Maximum size

Roles

Wrestler
Occasional Wrestler
Manager
On Screen Personality
Announcer
Colour Commentator
Referee
Road Agent


GIMMICK BASIS

Bad rear end
Comedy
Dominant
Gimmicky/Cartoonish
Legitimate
Mysterious/Occult
Offbeat/Unstable
Realistic
Standard
Swagger
Weasley/Underdog

Face Gimmick & Gimmick Basis

Heel Gimmick & Gimmick Basis

TRAITS & PERSONALITIES

This is a big old wall of text involving the various personal and personality traits that you can give a worker.


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SHOW HISTORY
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#1 Rapid Pro Wrestling: Way of the Warrior 2020
#2 Rapid Pro Wrestling: Wrestle Bowl 2020

Testekill fucked around with this message at 02:48 on May 16, 2020

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Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

THE ROSTER OF RPW

WRESTLERS




Arthur Glass

Gimmick: Heroic Bad rear end
Style: Powerhouse
Disposition: Face
Perception: Major Star
Signature: Trot to Water ( Reverse Spinning Powerslam)



Barry Kingman

Gimmick: No Gimmick Needed
Style: Regular Wrestler
Disposition: Face
Perception: Major Star
Signatures: Black Out (Fisherman's Buster)




Black Diamond

Gimmick: Body Positive Face
Style: Regular Wrestler
Disposition: Face
Perception: Star
Signatures: Belly to Belly Suplex, Diamond Dust




Bobson Dugnutt

Gimmick: Paranoid
Style: Brawler
Disposition: Heel
Perception: Major Star
Signature: The Walk Off (Giant Swing followed by a curb stomp)




Chip Martin

Gimmick: Second Generation Star
Style: Regular Wrestler
Disposition: Face
Perception: Star
Signature: Super Kick




Fuego Fantastico

Gimmick: Evil Doer
Style: High Flyer
Disposition: Heel
Perception: Star
Signature: 450 Degree Splash



Infierna

Gimmick: Bedeviled Angel
Style: Luchador
Disposition: Heel
Perception: Major Star
Signature: Paradise Lost (Avalanche Frankensteiner)




James Diaz

Gimmick: Man Beast
Style: Impactful Wrestler
Disposition: Heel
Perception: Major Star
Signature: Asian Thumb Strike, Sitout Powerbomb




Johnny Aesthetic

Gimmick: Vaporwave
Style: Entertainer
Disposition: Face
Perception: Major Star
Signature: Macintosh Plus (Spike DDT)




José Silva

Gimmick: Ice Man
Style: Technician
Disposition: Face
Perception: Star
Signature: The Ronaldo (Handspring Pele Kick)




Joy Ryder

Gimmick: Positive Creep
Style: Technician Flyer
Disposition: Heel
Perception: Star
Signature: Ryder Rocker (Leg-Drop Bulldog)




Kid Fantastic

Gimmick: Daredevil Babyface
Style: Daredevil
Disposition: Face
Perception: Major Star
Signature: Fantasm (Sky-Twister Press), Hi-Jinx (Phoenix Splash)




Leisure Suit Mort

Gimmick: Sleazeball
Style: Brawler
Dispostion: Heel
Perception: Major Star
Signature: DDT




Mascara

Gimmick: Faceless One
Style: Luchador
Disposition: Face
Perception: Star
Signature: La Mistica (Around-the-world armbar)




Mike Truk

Gimmick: Extremist
Style: Psychopath
Disposition: Heel
Perception: Major Star
Signature: Cannonball Senton




Original Sinner

Gimmick: Disciple of Evil
Style: Powerhouse
Disposition: Heel
Perception: Major Star
Signature: Chokeslam




Ozzie Goldstein

Gimmick: Big League Star
Style: Technician Flyer
Disposition: Heel
Perception: Major Star
Signature: Golden Shower (Moonsault)




Paige Croft

Gimmick: Submission Machine
Style: Technician Striker
Disposition: Heel
Perception: Major Star
Signature: Memphis Deathlock (Texas Cloverleaf)




Ruby Reece

Gimmick: Tomboy
Style: Striker
Disposition: Face
Perception: Major Star
Signature: Roundhouse Kick




Sabrina Wells

Gimmick: Punk Princess
Style: Entertainer
Disposition: Face
Perception: Major Star
Signature: Super Kick



Shay 2000

Gimmick: Gen-Z Kid
Style: Striker
Disposition: Face
Perception:
Signature: 2K Takedown (Meteora)




Skyhawk

Gimmick: Superhero
Style: Technician Flyer
Disposition: Face
Perception: Star
Signature: Figure-Four Leglock, Avalanche Shiranui




Talia Quinzel

Gimmick: Amazonian
Style: Impactful Wrestler
Disposition: Heel
Perception: Star
Signature: Spinal Trauma (Torture Rack into a Neckbreaker)



Zippy Deverell

Gimmick: Dancing Fool
Style: Entertainer
Disposition: Face
Perception: Major Star
Signature: Running Bulldog



STAFF



Dana O'Hara
Announcer



Mac Smith
Colour Commentator




Thomas Lloyd
Manager




David Poker
Referee

Testekill fucked around with this message at 06:00 on Jun 14, 2020

DMorbid
Jan 6, 2011

With our special guest star, RUSH! YAYYYYYYYYY

I'm too lazy to create a wrestler right now, but that is an A+ thread title and reminds me of that time Triple H decided to be a huge dork and demanded that he "must not be shown in a vulnerable or prone position" in reviews of whichever Smackdown vs. RAW game came out that year.

Naturally, this led to at least one reviewer making a point to include a large screenshot of HHH getting his rear end kicked. I wish I could remember what magazine or website that was.

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Nobody outrules the Marquise de Cat!

Testekill posted:

NAME: Johnny Aesthetic



DOB: Jan 4th 1976
Date of Debut: Mar 11th 1995
Gender: Male
Race: Caucasian
Nationality: USA
Based In: USA
Do you wear a mask?: No


WRESTLING STYLE

Entertainer

BODY TYPE

Skinny

SIZE

Lightweight - Minimum
Middleweight - Current
Light Heavyweight - Maximum


Roles

Wrestler

GIMMICK BASIS

Babyface: Vaporwave - Gimmicky/Cartoonish
Heel: Vaporwave - Gimmicky/Cartoonish

Finisher: Macintosh Plus

Traits:
Noted Comedy Match Performer
Risk Taker
Giving Performer
Very Creative
Loves The Business
Apolitical

Personality:
Quiet

Addictions:
Soft Drug User

【JOHNNY
AESTHETIC】

Insertnamehere31
Jan 23, 2012

This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

If we're going with an existing promotion I vote either TCW or CZCW.

NAME: Bobson Dugnutt
DOB: 5/14/92
Date of Debut: 2/6/2012
Gender: Male
Race: White
Nationality: USA
Based In: USA
Do you wear a mask?: No

Don't have a picture, but the model must have a bitchin handlebar mustache

WRESTLING STYLE

Brawler

BODY TYPE

Bulky

SIZE

Min: Light Heavyweight Max: Big Heavyweight Average: Heavyweight

ROLE

Wrestler

Face Gimmick: Bad rear end - Baseball Bat Wielding Drifter

Heel Gimmick: Unstable - Paranoid and cocky ex-star, wants to hurt those who are more successful than him

Finisher: Walk Off (Giant Swing into Curb Stomp)

Traits:

Tweener (better as a heel)
Poor Comedy Matches
Risk Taker


Major Personality:
Intense

Minor Personality:
Creative
Chequered Past
Money Motivated
Bad rear end Reputation
Business Mindset

Addictions:
Former Painkiller Abuser

Misc.:
Shuns Social Media

Average Lettuce
Oct 22, 2012


quote:

NAME: José Silva
DOB: 31/12/1991
Date of Debut: 04/04/2010
Gender: Male
Race: Caucasian
Nationality: Portuguese
Based In: Canada
Do you wear a mask? No


WRESTLING STYLE: Technician
BODY TYPE: Toned

SIZE
Min: Lightweight
Avg: Middleweight
Max: Light Heavyweight

Role: Wrestler


GIMMICK BASIS
Face: Underdog
Heel: Occult

Finisher: The Ronaldo

TRAITS & PERSONALITIES
Amazing Babyface
Poor Comedy Matches
Dynamo

Major Personality: Free Spirit

Minor Personalities:
Creative Dynamo
Thin Skinned
Extremely Old School
Loves The Business
Story Teller

Addictions:
Soft Drug User

Misc:
Desperado
World Traveler

Average Lettuce fucked around with this message at 22:32 on Apr 30, 2020

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
I pray this goes better than the last three TEW experiments.

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
Is that all there is? I thought there's been more. Anyways, I love it! Will add a wrestler soon.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Dash Rendar posted:

Is that all there is? I thought there's been more. Anyways, I love it! Will add a wrestler soon.

That gives me an opportunity to show just how you create workers. I'm using José Silva as an example although my computer doesn't play nice with accented letters unless I'm using the on-screen keyboard.



There is a fair bit more going on but a lot of it isn't particularily relevant to the type of game that I'm running so I'm just not really acknowledging it. Loyalty relates to being loyal to a certain promotion which means that they're more likely to stick fast through thick and thin unless they get a massive contract. You can then set the loyalty to being true born which essentially means that you'll never leave that promotion unless pushed out.

On the left we have contracts, skills, popularity, attributes, business, job history, legacy and alter ego. Contracts & business aren't relevant because one is for setting pre-existing contracts and the other is only something that matters to the AI when that character is running a promotion. Likewise with job history, it doesn't really matter unless you want me to put in a little bit of fluff how your guy has worked a couple of shows or a tour elsewhere. Alter ego is just for if your character uses a different gimmick or character occasionally while legacy is for if your character retires/dies and the gimmick is inherited by someone.


But on to skills



I can obviously just set each stat manually but that's boring. With the quick skill creation, I can instantly build their stats. So with what I've been given I can just go with José Silva being a young technician, who has above average in-ring skills, has average athleticism, is somewhat entertaining and is good looking. I'll keep the potential caps random just because you could be a dogshit worker with a very high level of improvement or you could be a rock solid worker that will never really be much more than that.



You then get randomly generated skills; as you can see José got an insane roll on his sex appeal and came out pretty solid with his performance skills. Fundamentals and mental skills could be a little better but he could slot into the midcard of most indie promotions pretty well and his performance stats could see him getting a developmental contract from one of the big three.



Popularity works in a similar way. Put in an individual number or you can just set them to a certain popularity in each region.




Now you might be saying, that seems like a lot of work if you're creating a bunch of characters. Well there's the quick fill to quickly add a lot of generic workers to regions. This is a new feature in the series and was introduced in World of Mixed Martial Arts 5 which is the MMA version of the series. You can generate a maximum of 100 workers, broadcasters & companies with any mix of talent levels and roles. It makes it much easier when creating a generic universe


Once we settle on a company then I'll get stuck into the nitty gritty of making a promotion along with some other things in the editor.


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Forgot to add a poll

https://www.poll-maker.com/poll2897555x10704327-85


Select which promotions you'd like to run

Testekill fucked around with this message at 11:11 on May 1, 2020

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

It looks like at the moment we're leaning creating a promotion so it's time that I show you the ins and outs of creating a promotion. I'm going to leave the poll open for a couple of days but it's as good a time as any to get stuck into this.




As you can see, there are 88 promotions in the database; they're a mix of active, defunct and yet to open. We have the fill button down in the bottom right which lets us populate the world with promotions just like how it works with workers.



Our example promotion is a little promotion that I have whipped up calling Headlock Wrestling Association running out of the Great Lakes region.

* Property of means that the promotion is owned by a broadcaster. Generally you get money from your owner and will almost always get a spot on TV for them even if it is just filling timeslots.
* A Home Arena is mostly fluff. If you're running in the region where that arena is then you will generally run out of that arena by default. This is mostly for AI to simulate ECW running out of the 2300 Arena in Philadelphia.
* Prestige is a measure of how important or respected a company is. It can ebb and flow in with your show quality or if something occurs that paints the company in a bad light.
* Momentum is exactly that; when you have no momentum you can do nothing right, when you are running on all cylinders then you can do nothing wrong. It's to simulate if a promotion is in a funk or not.
* You can limit the size of your promotion. This is actually a really helpful thing to do as you don't want to get plunged into a national battle with the big dogs as soon as you reach the same size. That way you can lock yourself at a Medium sized promotion until you have the manpower to make it.
* Fix Belts just means that the AI will not create extra titles for that promotion and just stick with whatever is already there.
* Show Priority means that your promotion either builds to larger events or for television. Generally you want to focus on events because they have a tendency to be on PPV and make you more money.
* Loyalty functions just like with workers. If your promotion signs a younger worker from your wrestling school then they become loyal.
* Young Lion System means that the fans will expect wrestlers that have been active for less than 3 years and have under 25 experience to be there as mostly jobbers and to lose to more experienced personnel.

I'll get into stuff like Figureheads, Backstage Rules, Production Levels and Drug Policy when we get rolling.



Products have been rejigged from 2016. Now you can set a core product and a current product. What this means is that if you want to change your product during gameplay then you can change it to anything but the closer it matches your core product then the smoother the transition will be. Going from PG-Rated Sports Entertainment to regular Sports Entertainment is a piece of piss but going from a serious sports product to a telenovela is exceptionally jarring, will take a long time to transition and will probably have a negative impact on business because it's an absurdly dramatic shift.

holy gently caress there are a lot of products

Face/Heel divide is if there are set good and bad guys. You can then set it to be strictly enforced where every match must be good vs evil and there's a penalty for face vs face/heel vs heel matches or you can set it to loosely enforced where the lines are a bit more blurred or if it's just not enforced. You can also set a weight split between heavyweights and junior heavyweights and set if the company uses managers and stables. The checklist underneath is a little more important though. Spinal-impact and high risk moves add a bit more excitement to the product but also have higher risk of injuring a worker. You can also set if a match is called in the ring by default or if it's scripted backstage. A worker needs roughly 60 psychology to call a match on the fly so scripting is important if you're using a bunch of rookies or lesser talented workers. You can also set the level of women's wrestling in the company as well.

Match focus and angle focus relate to how the game scores the show based on matches and angles

* With a regular match focus, the rating is calculated as 70% of the main event rating, 20% of the best match (other than the main event) and 10% of the average of the rest of the undercard.

* With main event spotlight focus, the rating is 90% of the main event rating and 10% of the average of the rest of the show.

* with a three ring circus is calculated as the average of the main and the two other best matches on the show.

* With the ensemble focus , the rating is calculated as 40% of the main event, 40% of the best match (besides the main event) and 20% of the average of the rest of the card.

* with a regular angle focus, the rating is calculated as 70% of the best angle, 20% of the second best angle and 10% of the third best angle.

* with a tight focus, the rating is calculated as 90% of the best angle and 10% of the second best

* With a highlights focus, the rating is calculated as being the average of the 3 best rated angles

* With a consistent focus, the rating is calcualted as being the average of every angle.

gently caress alright, that's the product section done. Popularity is exactly the same for workers. Schedule relates to how the AI should try to run the schedule, contracts is just for preset contracts. Hiring Rules lets you set rules for hiring talent where you can do stuff like limiting them to under a specific age, skill requirements, size requirements, they have to be unemployed or no foreign wrestlers. Finally you can set up branding for the show so you can utilise a brand split and the estimated roster tells you the minimum number of people that company should employ so that they can avoid penalties for looking amateurish.

biosterous
Feb 23, 2013




Please put Sin Cara in the game

Galaga Galaxian
Apr 23, 2009

What a childish tactic!
Don't you think you should put more thought into your battleplan?!


I've been considering picking this up, but I figured I'd wait until the "official" release and maybe for a decent skin to be made. Though yours already looks different from the screenshots I saw at the release earlier this week.

I say make our own Goon promotion. For a wrestler submission I'll dig out the character I played in a couple short lived WWWrpg games. :v:

Testekill posted:


NAME: Skyhawk Kevin Culshaw
DOB: 3/5/93
Date of Debut: 5/23/13
Gender: Male
Race: Asian
Nationality: American (Hometown: Santa Monica, California)
Based In: USA
Do you wear a mask? Yes
Languages: Fluent English, Passable Japanese, Basic Spanish.

WRESTLING STYLE
Technician Flyer

BODY TYPE:
Toned

SIZE
Middleweight

Minimum & Maximum size
+/- 1

Roles
Wrestler

GIMMICK BASIS
Gimmicky/Cartoonish (For both Face and Heel)

TRAITS & PERSONALITIES

Plays Gimmicky/Cartoony Well
Can't Play Offbeat/unstable
Fearless
Dynamo
Giving Performer
Stalwart
Very Creative
Anti-Hardcore
Heavy Social Media User
Masked for Life
Better as Babyface
Easy to Do Business With
Loves the Business
Wrestling In The Blood

In WWWRPG Skyhawk was a solid mid-upper carder at his promotion. A reliable worker who and a great team player, always making sure his teammates and opponents got a chance to shine even if they were booked to lose. Skyhawk is a confident performer who carries himself as a larger than life figure just barely short of a comics super hero or anime character in the ring. Skyhawk loves wrestling and will always advocate for its celebration. He's extremely grateful for his ability to live his dream, and most of all thankful for the constant sacrifices made by his greatest fan and supporter; the unassuming, everyday person that sleeps quietly behind the mask every time Skyhawk laces up his real face.

Galaga Galaxian fucked around with this message at 04:21 on May 3, 2020

DelilahFlowers
Jan 10, 2020

Oh lordie this is up my alleyway. Will make a character for this soon in this post

I feel like we should do a self created promotion. Something goofy and hardcore. Like a mix of Chikara a LU.

quote:


NAME- Infierna (Esmeralda Jakobson)
DOB- June 17th, 1994
Date of Debut- March 3rd 2015
Gender- Female
Race- Hispanic mixed
Nationality- American
Based In- USA
Do you wear a mask? Yes


WRESTLING STYLE

Luchadora (Trained in Texas by old luchador coach)

BODY TYPE

Muscular (she keeps herself really fit)

SIZE

Small-Min
Lightweight-Current
Middleweight- Max

Roles

Wrestler (she is there to perform)

GIMMICK BASIS

Heel: Occult/Bedeviled Angel (Stereotypical satanist, blood rituals and incantations, with the added touch of being of an angel's child. Not ultimate evil though, just moreso midtier bad guy)
Face: Occult/Bedeviled Angel (Same as her true gimmick, but even she has her moral limits. Villain turn anti-hero when the real big bad comes up)

Better as a Heel (She likes being the bad guy)

Finisher: Paradise Lost (Frankensteiner/Frankensteiner from top turnbuckle)

TRAITS & PERSONALITIES

MAJOR:
Poor Comedy Match (She takes her gimmick serious enough but can play along in select instances)
Fearless (she likes doing big stuff, surprise people with her size)
People Person (backstage she likes to get along with her fellow workers. Crew, wrestlers, everyone)

MINOR:
Has A Temper (Quick to anger. Passionate emotions can lead to her getting in someones grill)
Chequered Past (A bad period in her life with addiction, got caught young. Made it out better than others and doesn't want a repeat)

ADDICTIONS:

Former Hard Drug User: (Born with the addiction, fell into their use, got pulled out and has stayed off)


MISC

Career Woman (She is the type of woman that is unable to have children)
Fitness Fanatic (The gym saved her life, she is gonna stick with it)

DelilahFlowers fucked around with this message at 22:06 on May 2, 2020

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

~November 2019, a diner in Florida~
Thomas Lloyd
Zippy Deverell


Thomas Lloyd- So my grandma died a couple of weeks ago

I felt myself nearly inhale the burger that I was eating although that was honestly better than actually eating that oily slab of mystery meat; I hadn't been home for some time due to my touring and hadn't caught up with any friends in some time with Thomas being one of my better friends. A couple of years younger than me and almost as wrestling obsessed but he didn't really have the athleticism to actually become a wrestler so he just lived vicariously through me. I wasn't exactly anything special either but Zippy Deverell was a name that was at the very least very rarely working a featured match on some shindie or other. I was always a bit worried that he'd end up doing something stupid and he was like a dumb puppy that would follow anyone that knew that his family was flush with cash. I honestly should have expected what he was about to hit me with.

ZD- loving hell dude, why drop that on me when I'm eating?

TL- Shut up man, you know how my family is rich as poo poo yeah?

ZD- I am aware yes

TL- So I'm getting a ton of money from my inheritance and I'm gonna do it.

ZD- Do what?

TL- Start a wrestling promotion

ZD- Tommy no

TL- Tommy yes

ZD- You've never run a business before and you're 18. Anyone that you hire is gonna eat you alive

TL- And that's why I want you to run it, you're a wrestler and you're older than me. You've got the experience and I've got the money

ZD- Experience? I haven't even been wrestling for a full year Tommy. You're absolutely delusional if you think that anyone is going to take us seriously.

TL- Look I wanted to become a wrestler and couldn't, this is my dream. You think I'm looking forward to being shuffled off to whatever college my parents bribe to get me in? We both know that's what's gonna happen as soon as I finish school.

I leaned backwards in our booth and cradled my head in my hands. Thomas was a nice guy but he was one of the densest people that I had ever met; most people in the industry can smell a money mark from a mile away and take advantage of them without a seconds thought and I really didn't want that happening to him. I also knew that he was going to start up the promotion no matter what and there was nothing that I could do to stop him from making the worst mistake of his life. Maybe the best thing I could do was to get involved just to protect him from himself.

ZD- There's nothing that is a better use of that money?

TL- Nope

ZD- And there's no stopping you doing this?

TL- Probably not no

ZD- You'd be better off just setting that money on fire but fine. On two conditions

TL- Aw dude thanks, what are the conditions?

ZD- Nobody knows that you're the boss. Last thing we need is some rear end in a top hat coming in thinking that you're an easy mark. I might know a guy that we could say is the owner so that'll give us some cover.

TL- Sure sure, no worries. What's the second one?

ZD- We run in a different town, I doubt you need your parents talking poo poo about you running something so low-class as a wrestling promotion.

The grin on his face slowly spread and, before I knew it, he had leapt up from his seat and hugged me. I tried to hold it back but I also felt a smile coming on, we had talked about it for years growing up that we'd eventually either start wrestling together or run shows and I couldn't believe that this was happening. Whipping out his phone, he was showing me a few ideas for promotions and we quickly settled on a name and idea. Ignoring the yells of one customer to shut the gently caress up and leave I instead got started planning things out although our loud talking was clearly annoying some staff members. Thrown out at few hours later because I had been nursing the same burger and coffee for 2 hours but I was actually feeling pretty excited. Maybe this would be how I made my mark on the industry





Rapid Pro Wrestling was originally a wrestling promotion running in Philadelphia during the 90s. Part of the infamous East Coast Wars where four companies vied for the Tri State market, it ended up going under and was bought out by Danger And Violence Extreme in 1998. DAVE was the undisputed number 3 promotion in the United States for almost a decade before a combination of injuries, financial issues and talent raids led to its closure in 2007 and, as far as we were concerned, the RPW name was now up for grabs and had fallen into the public domain. The next problem was pretty simple, we lived in Coral Springs, Florida and simply just decided that we'd run shows in Fort Lauderdale. The final issues were a little more difficult; we needed a product and a roster. We ended up settling on a more lucha libre inspired product since there was so much sports entertainment out there that we wanted to offer something at least a little different.
I had established a few contacts over the past 9 months that I'd been wrestling and could probably form the core of the roster but I still needed to find a few more before we could really get started.

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Johnny Aesthetic is a journeyman comedy worker based in California and has always been more of a weekend warrior than a full timer; He's done multiple jobber matches and skit appearances over the years but never really had a run with a name company which is a shame because he's quite good at the entertainment side of things



From Lisbon to Quebec, Jose Silva is a talented grappler who has been plying the Canadian scene for a while now to no real success. This may be due to the fact that ACPW already has a Brazillian shooter called Mario Da Silva but in any case José has been working more shows south of the border and has been open to basing himself out of the United States.



"The bat man" Bobson Dugnutt is a big burly brawler from Portland, Oregon who is just as at home slugging it out in the ring as he is in bars. Posessing both no sex appeal or star quality, he does cut a menacing figure and has a reputation as a legit bad rear end along with it. Having found a bit of success working the indie circuit in the deep south he's clearly looking to be signed as the monster of the week in one of the more traditional promotions.



The Luchador with no face, Mascara claims to be wearing a mask from another universe where he was the hottest talent in Mexico. While clearly delusional, Mascara is genuinely talented but prone to mistakes and matches falling apart because he cannot see anything under the mask and has somehow decided that he should work a high flying style which is just out of his wheelhouse. It's a shame too because he's a drat fine technical wrestler but just doesn't use those skills.



The masked Skyhawk is a high flyer based in California; solid on both the mat and in the sky, he has had a couple of stints working in Japan where he has developed in a dependable and reliable wrestler. While he's probably not going to be the biggest star, he'd make a great part of the midcard because of his willingness to make others look good. He is also notably extremely strong for his size and possesses a great athletic base as well.



Infiernia is a youngster from Texas and is the protege of veteran luchadora Madame Bat. Possessing a good level of basic training and phenomenal athletic abilities while also no slouch in ring, Infiernia has a very high ceiling and could very well be on the radar of QAW or across the border.


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We at least had the base of our roster and are in a prime position to hire more talent thanks to our location. It'll take a little bit of work ahead of our big debut a few weeks away but I was certain that RPW could be a success.

(I'll probably always be accepting created wrestlers just because of the nature of the game. Not always hiring but I'll keep track of anyone that is submitted but not hired)

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

So with all that hotdogging and grandstanding, we are finally getting started. OR SO YOU THOUGHT



That's right, still more tutorials to go. This is the homepage where we get all of the various stories, results and random fluff. It's a good place to find out if a worker that you don't have shortlisted is coming out of contract or if you are wondering what another company is booking. To the right we have tabs for the diary, company wars, Power 500, Hall of Immortals, Halls of Fame, Annual Awards, Most Popular and Battles. The diary is the various upcoming shows and non-wrestling TV shows, company wars & battles is for when multiple companies are competing with each other in a region, the Power 500 is the year end top 500 wrestlers in the world while Annual Awards is the category year end awards. Most Popular just tells you the top 100 most popular workers in a region so who gives a poo poo because none of our people will show up in it. Finally we have the HOI and HOF; a hall of fame is a companies hall of fame while the hall of immortals is a wrestling wide hall of fame where it has an extremely difficult criteria to make it in.




Welcome to the office which is button number two of the big cluster of 8 on the left. This is where the bulk of things take place when it comes to running the promotion, just look at that mess of options to the right. There are so many things there but luckily we aren't really in any position to need to cover them due to us being a pimple on the rear end of the industry at this point of time. I'm going to just cover the ones that are important for us at the moment that aren't self explanatory.



Here is the roster screen; not much going on besides my avatar character and our owner. You will note that there isn't anything about the position on the card anywhere. That's because Ryland did away with the old set position on the card deal and instead gone with audience perception. A workers perception goes from major star to unimportant. Fans won't want someone unimportant all over the show and if the fans don't get behind a worker then that worker will struggle to rise up the card. It can just be down to a dud gimmick, not really having a big story to get them over or even just that the worker doesn't fit in with the rest of the roster.




Next we have the Creative meeting tab, this tells us a few things.

Franchise Players are the clear main eventers that you should be focusing on showcasing as much as possible.
Next Big Things are the workers that are likely to be the future superstars of the company. If a worker doesn't seem that great but are shown under NBT then they have gotten a really good hidden destiny roll and will turn out really good if developed properly.
Hot Prospects are the workers that, while probably not the faces of the company, have the potential to become important members of the roster.
Talk the Talk focuses on wrestlers that are really good talkers. They can go out there and deliver a really good promo without a script and generally deliver on the stick.
Show Stoppers are the workers that you can trust to tear the house down. They are the ones that are most likely to put on a show stealing performance.
Ring Generals are the reliable workers that can carry even the poorest of talents to a watchable match. They'll almost always have very high basics, psychology and consistency.
Who's Hot and Who's Not ties into a workers momentum. It ties into popularity gain, crowd reaction and a perception. A worker that has white hot momentum can do nothing wrong while someone with no momentum will struggle to get out of that hole without a bit of help.
Hidden Gems are unsigned workers that the game has identified as wrestlers who could shine if given the opportunity.




Oh look at that, Infierna is a hidden gem from the start. This might also mean that she has gotten a good destiny roll so she could be picked up by QAW or one of the lucha companies. Most of these workers would slot into the roster pretty easily but they're also generally pushing the point where they'll not want to sign with us due to our size being classified as insignificant.




Alright, backstage rules. I don't know why Thomas is isolated due to the language barrier because both of us speak fluent English but I suppose I did also set him to speak Spanish fluently. No matter. What we care about is at the bottom with all the various rules that we can set backstage. Stricter rules will curb bad behaviour but have a negative effect on morale while looser rules will make everyone happy but also encourage bad behaviour. I generally just ban drugs backstage at any size and then bring in certain perks as things get better.



Alliances are how you simulate the NWA. The COTT allows us to utilise talent trades and loans from fellow companies but also blocks us from running shows in a fellow alliance members territory. This isn't such a big deal when starting out but it gets very annoying when you're trying to expand but get blocked from a region because it interferes with another companies territory. It's also kind of easy mode so I'd rather not join



We also have relationships. This lets us set up a relationship with another promotion where we can eventually become sister companies, be offered workers on excursions, be sent developmental talent or even declare war on opponents. I've established a friendly relationship with QAW, OLLIE and FCW so that we can eventually set up a trading relationship with them. Interestingly enough SNP started with a positive opinion to us (hosed if I know) while CZCW, CILL and PSW started with a negative opinion. I have no idea what their problem is, I haven't tried to sign any of their talent and I'm not in a region which has any popularity spillover.





Next button down is the promotion list. Here we can see all the active promotions in the world and you can check the roster and popularity of each company. There isn't very much that is interesting here so let's move on



Here's the big one. The workers tab covers every worker that is active in the world and is yet to debut. You can probably guess that there's a shitload of workers in the database so let's limit it a little bit.



Here we can filter the search a bit. I want to look for unemployed rookies so I've set the employment option to unemployed and experience to a max of 3 years as a wrestler.



Usually you're limited to workers that are only available in a certain region but there are some ways to get past this. As we can see Olly Graves can only work in Australia and, while I'm not interested in him due to just being another hardcore brawler, we can open up his profile where there is an option to talk to him.



From here we can talk Olly into making himself available outside of Australia, changing up his style/role, if he's willing to work deathmatches or take bumps, retire, get off drugs, go up or down a size, do steroids or get in shape. Generally speaking it's mostly the young unemployed wrestlers or older unemployed wrestlers that have been out of a stable gig for some time. A midcarder in a Japanese promtion won't make themselves available to work in the US just because you asked so you have to rely on talent trades or random events to get them into the prospective talent pool.




As you can see Olly has made himself available to work in the US. I'm still not signing him because he's a medicore hardcore brawler but you can often find a decent talent that was fired from another promotion who can still offer a lot.

But just not Olly




Wrestling Schools are where people shockingly learn how to wrestle. There are a few types of wrestling school; a dojo owned by a promotion has first refusal rights to graduates and can assign a head trainer. A wrestling school that is owned by a wrestler doesn't have such a restriction but will also close down when that wrestler either retires from the industry or dies. Finally there are performance centres which have a higher chance of generating a convert from another sport, can produce non-wrestlers like managers and announcers and the parent company can send wrestlers down to the performance centre to train and sharpen their skills. A performance centre has more benefits as opposed to a dojo but it's also far more expensive to operate.

The next tab is Alliances which we have already talked about.




Broadcasters are the next one down and is how you get your hypothetical TV or PPV broadcast. We don't really have any chance on getting anything broadcast so there's not much we can do here.




Finally there is the Game World tab; this is how we can not only see the state of the industry and economy but also the benefits of a region. The South East has a large potential fan base and shows run there have some popularity overflow into the Mid Atlantic, Mid South, Great Lakes and Mid West regions. The Mid Atlantic and Mid South would have more popularity gain but the Mid South would probably be the best direction to expand to once we grow in size because I intend to use a fair few luchadors.





As we draw closer to our first event, I have signed up our full roster. Along with those that have been introduced, I'm pleased to announce the new signings.




“No Gimmick Needed” Barry Kingman is a second generation star, being the son of the legendary “Crippler” Ray Kingman. A solid all-rounder, Kingman's biggest problem has always been that he is very bland. He originally made his name working for 4C in Canada where he headlined there for four years. Having outgrown the company he then headed to Japan to work for Golden Canvas Grappling where he stayed until they went out of business. Now well into his forties, Kingman appears to be winding down his career by only working independent dates near his home in Florida.




Black Diamond (Marie Sigil) is an rookie competitor from Tennessee. She usually uses a 'superior athlete' gimmick which works well because it draws from the fact that she has an exceptional background in track and field. She's been signed to play a Body Positive gimmick where she encourages people to be happy with their bodies.




Chip Martin is the youngest son of east coast legend Johnny Martin who was ironically the last ever RPW champion before it was merged with the DAVE Unified championship. Debuting a few years after his dad retired from the ring, they never had the chance to team up. Wisely deciding to not try and make his name in the Tri State area Chip instead moved to California to work the independent circuit there and return once he had developed as a competitor. Much like his father he works as a technical wrestler although he uses more high spots than his dad because of his stronger athletic base.
He's going to be working an Old School Face gimmick.




Dane O'Hara is a solid play-by-play man from Kansas that originially started out for CZCW during the early 2000s but is more known for his 5 year run as lead announcer for FCW from 2007 to 2012. While not spectacular, he is good enough at his job and is a pleasant personality backstage.



David Poker is a referee who served his apprenticeship working various small indies where he developed a reputation for being solid. This is likely what got him his role with RIPW where he was employed as their head referee from when it opened until 2011 when he decided to seek his fortune elsewhere. He hasn't worked anywhere of note since so thank god he's not a guidance counsellor.




Fuego Fantastico is a young luchador that came from the Lucha Libre de Phoenix school as part of the first graduating class. A classic high flyer, he is physically very small but has a lot of spectacular moves that he can bring out thanks to his gymnastic background. He is a rudo who will be working an evil doer gimmick.



James Diaz is the son of 'the Monster' Raymond Diaz, one of the most famous foreign workers in PGHW history, a fact that led him to be dubbed 'the return of the monster' by Japanese journalists who had seen footage of his early matches. The 6'6 290 pounder is very similar in style to his father, using very unforgiving and brutal attacks and simply battering his way through opponents with a combination of tenacity and power. He's going to be working a Man Beast gimmick although I don't fancy our chances of keeping him because he's probably going to be picked up by PGHW or one of the major US companies.



Joy Ryder (Mary Lynn Ridowski) is a young wrestler (and occasional manager) from West Virginia. Originally a pure technician when she debuted two years ago, she has quickly blossomed into a genuine all-rounder who can work many styles. She is working a Positive Creep gimmick where she advocates the power of positivity but with an air of insincerity.




Trained in part by fellow high flyer Jacob Jett, Brent “Kid Fantastic” Piper is a 214lb ball of energy, a tremendous risk taker whose natural ability and fearlessness are evident in every match that he has. He has two downsides; his basic skills are spotty at best so his matches can fall apart quickly and he is such a risk taker that he gets injured on a regular basis. He's working as a daredevil babyface and hopefully he doesn't end up breaking his arm on a dive like he did a few years ago.




Mad Dog Mortimer is a journeyman brawler from Kentucky who has never really achieved anything of note in his career. He isn't a bad worker but just has an awful look and lacks charisma to hide his shortcomings. I think we might have a gimmick for him though, working under the name Leisure Suit Morty as a sleazeball heel.



McDonald “Mac” Smith is an Australian who has lived and worked in America for well over a decade. A colour commentator by trade, he adds down-to-earth Australian wit and warmth to any broadcast.



Mike Truk (better known as "Cockroach" Al Carter) is a rugged brawler from Mobile, Alabama. Debuting in 2017 under his real name, he was soon forging a reputation for wild brawls, an ability to withstand extreme punishment and a willingness to compete in deathmatches. He gained the nickname Cockroach from a fellow wrestler who commented on his ability to endure damage. His poor look (in short; fat and slobbish) and pronounced southern drawl will probably stop Carter from ever making it into the big leagues but he should be an attraction on the independent scene for a while before the injuries start piling up.



Original Sinner (Dale Osman) is the son of PSW Hall of Famer Primal Rage. Significantly bigger than his dad, Dale was a tremendous football player that was tipped to go pro thanks to his size and speed before a bad pelvic injury ruined that dream. Just in his rookie year and mostly focusing on showing off his power, he'll be working a gimmick where he's the Disciple of Evil. I just need to find a stable or tag team for him to carry him




Ozzie Goldstein is a decent Canadian wrestler and, unbeknownst to most, an accomplished jazz pianist. He first made a name for himself in MAW as one half of the Canadian Blondes alongside Flash Savage before signing to CGC. He had a solid run but he was too small to have a realistic chance of cracking the main event scene and chose not to sign with CWA when it formed and instead returned to the US. He's probably going to be one of our best talents and will be working a Big League Star gimmick since he'd actually accomplished something in his career.



“The Knee Popping Machine” Paige Croft is a petite wrestler with a surprisingly impressive technical wrestling ability, being able to tie people up in knots with her vast array of holds and submission locks. Unfortunately her tiny stature and prettiness probably means that she'll never be taken seriously as the chain wrestling machine that she wants to be known as. She had a 9 year run with AAA and was signed by 5SSW after AAA collapsed, a dream for a Joshi super fan like her.
She'll be an ultra serious submission machine going around intentionally trying to dislocate knees with her Memphis Deathlock.




Ruby Reece is a young Canadian wrestler who trained in the AAA dojo. Debuting in 2016, she quickly became known for her energetic brawling style using many strikes from her kickboxing background. Six feet tall, she is taller than most of her opponents and uses a particularly brutal head kick as her finisher. She was one half of the final AAA tag champs alongside fellow rookie Sabrina Wells, a thrown together duo that unfortunately says a lot about how thin the roster was by the end. She's going to be working a Tomboy gimmick alongside Wells who I've also signed.




'Stunning' Sabrina Wells is a wrestler from Seattle who grew up watching her hometown promotion AAA even graduating from their dojo in 2016. Although she worked for them for less than two years, she showed herself a very promising all-rounder with quite the knack for showmanship. She's going to be working a punk princess gimmick alongside Ruby Reece.



Calling herself 'the mistress of the backbreaker' and standing 6 feet tall, Talia Quinzel uses her size and strength to overwhelm opponents especially with her array of backbreaker-related moves. She spent most of her career in AAA as a tag team with Selina Svelte with multiple tag title reigns under her belt and they were generally quite successful. Following the closure of AAA, she and Svelte headed to Japan to work for 5SSW where they have fit in perfectly.
I won't be using her in a tag team, instead I'm going to book her using an Amazonian gimmick. Maybe using her as a bodyguard for someone



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So why did I sign some of these guys? Talia Quinzel has always been one of my faves to sign if I utilise women's wrestlers and she's not only a very good worker but she also has really good entertainment stats as well as really high sex appeal and star quality. James Diaz inevitably gets signed up pretty quickly so I'd like to get some usage out of him while I can. Mad Dog Mortimer is someone that I've also always had a soft spot for even though he's objectively awful. Paige Croft is a great talent who I never used in the past because she'd always have a negative impact on the locker room which is funny because she suddenly became a lively person backstage. Finally most of the others are workers that I've either never used or were tied up with contracts elsewhere and I couldn't pick them up.

People that have already played one of the TEW games will be wondering where the road agent is. For those that don't know, a road agent is a backstage producer whose job is to put together matches with the talent. It's generally a retired wrestler who was a good solid talent that was particularly good at in-ring storytelling. You do need a road agent but it doesn't actually require a road agent; you can put any worker in who has a very good grasp of psychology and they can get the job done. This makes road agents a newbie trap when running smaller promotions; they are generally a touch expensive and you're better off hiring a couple of older talents that have good psychology to do the gig for a much lower price.
That's why I hired Barry Kingman; he only works for $40 a show which is a far cry from the couple of hundred that a road agent with similar psychology would cost. He can get the job done and then I can have another worker agent his matches.

Insertnamehere31
Jan 23, 2012

This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

Please make Mike Truk and Bobson Dugnutt into a tag team named the Fighting Baseballers. Then we just need to find them a manager named Sleve McDichael and we'll have the perfect stable.

Galaga Galaxian
Apr 23, 2009

What a childish tactic!
Don't you think you should put more thought into your battleplan?!


Ok, I'll admit I know little about TEW, but that seems like a surprisingly large roster of performers for a startup company. I would've expected maybe a dozen or so. Thats 20+ wrestlers if I counted right. Is this normal? Or are we expecting some turnover and some to be stolen by other promotions or to wash out? I suppose not everyone will be available for every show so maybe it makes sense.

Also get rid of Mike Truk, gently caress Confeds :colbert:

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Galaga Galaxian posted:

Ok, I'll admit I know little about TEW, but that seems like a surprisingly large roster of performers for a startup company. I would've expected maybe a dozen or so. Thats 20+ wrestlers if I counted right. Is this normal? Or are we expecting some turnover and some to be stolen by other promotions or to wash out? I suppose not everyone will be available for every show so maybe it makes sense.

Also get rid of Mike Truk, gently caress Confeds :colbert:

While this is a fairly large roster in the other games, Ryland made it so that workers don't require a downside guarantee if they're lesser known workers. This is to simulate how they are only being used when they're booked and are otherwise not paid. It used to be that having a larger roster when at a small size would bleed you dry because the downside is generally about the same amount or money or slightly less which meant that you might as well book them. Contracts are also adjusted so that workers that have no popularty and just mostly toil on the independent circuit are rarely making more than double digits.
Our big earners at the moment are our broadcast team and Paige Croft who earn $830 between them if all three are booked. Meanwhile the most expensive person other than them is Ozzie Goldstein who is making $80 while the next best is Johnny Aesthetic who is making $60. While I could probably do without Mac Smith no problem, I do need an announcer and Paige Croft is easily our most popular signing who is at 29 popularity all across the country. She'll probably outgrow us but if I can use that pop to get someone else other than it'll be worth it.


Galaga Galaxian posted:


Also get rid of Mike Truk, gently caress Confeds :colbert:

But I need a second ugly bastard and I've already told him to use steroids.

Testekill fucked around with this message at 21:51 on May 5, 2020

BTF
Oct 15, 2019

I love Matt Taven
Heck yeah, a TEW LP. Been a fan of the series since 2013 and I'm pretty excited for some of the new additions to the new version. Unfortunately, the UI is horrid in multiple ways. Please, get a new skin from the GDS forums ASAP or those thick, white lines in every list will burn holes in our eyeballs.

As far as the roster goes, excited to see how good the new names are. Diaz will be a beast as long as you can keep him (unless the new experience system dings his performance a lot), Quinzel and Croft will probably be your best names with them touring with 5 Star, Sinner is a menace machine... The guy I'm wary about is Ozzie Goldstein (wasn't he Golden in the previous version?). The few times I've used him in a small company, he has massively under-performed. Hoping he can do better for you.

DelilahFlowers
Jan 10, 2020

Infierna and Original Sinner need to tag team together, they fit perfectly together. "Devil's Disciples" they would be called. makes me giddy.

HereticMIND
Nov 4, 2012

Alright, I’ll toss my hat in. Let’s see how it goes.

NAME: Arthur “Rooster” Glass V
DOB: 12/3/1986
DATE OF DEBUT: 4/21/2008
NATIONALITY: American
BASED IN: Maryland, USA
GENDER: M
BODY TYPE: Muscular
RACE: Caucasian
MASK: N
ROLE: Wrestler
STYLE: Powerhouse

WEIGHT CLASS (min/max): Middleweight/Light Heavyweight
FACE GIMMICK: Bad rear end Nice Guy (friendly, upbeat, will help his opponent up after a fight, will stand up for other performers in and out of ring)

TRAITS:

—Amazing Babyface
—Giving Performer
—Plays Face Well
—Lively
—Creative
—Bad rear end Reputation
—Storyteller
—Easy to Do Business With
—Healing Factor
—Fitness Fanatic

FINISHER: Trot to Water

HereticMIND fucked around with this message at 10:07 on May 6, 2020

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

The Rainbow Bar & Grill, Fort Lauderdale, FL
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- This is really happening isn't it


I stuck my head out through the curtains as I took in the crowd. It was a crowd of only 99 but it might as well have been a sellout crowd at the Superbowl. Thomas stuck his head directly under mine and I could hear his heart beating a mile a minute. For some reason he was wearing a suit although I couldn't blame him for getting dressed up; he was going to be doing ring announcing and essentially acting as our MC and he wanted to look as good as possible.

- How many people are out there?

- About 100?

- That seems like a lot. Is that a lot?

- I've performed for less people. Hey look, Infiernia bought her Switch and Smash if you're feeling stressed. It'll help distract you

- Nothing's gonna distract me. I feel like I've been shotgunning Red Bulls and everything just feels so huge right now. You know... like someone is pouring cans of it right up my-

- You never got that memo on oversharing huh?

- I can't help it, you're used to this. I'm not

- It's not anymore different from when you used to do drama club. Or when you would help me practice my entrances by doing the ring announcing. You'll be fine. Go play the Nintendo and chill the gently caress out.



OOC: Positive backstage incidents are generally a person does something backstage which brings up everyones morale. You can get this, poker games, bringing a puppy, setting up a grill or a crepe station or just being a generally positive influence. Negative incidents are generally someone is being an rear end in a top hat to someone else, showing a bit of an ego, rocking up late or dropping a nasty fart. I had some bad luck in one game where someone was farting at every loving show and it was taking my backstage rating but he'd lose his poo poo if I punished him.

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It was kind of weird that we were holding staff meetings at the local cafe. Staff meetings of course meaning myself and Thomas but we needed somewhere away from his family and my dad tended to have everything blaring so loudly that I couldn't think so we needed somewhere where we could at least kinda think. We also actually bought multiple coffees just so that we wouldn't be those guys

- So a couple of the people on our roster got booked on that indie show last night.

- Seriously? Who got the gig?

- Looks like Infiernia is wrestling a luchador called Izzy Quick who is a QAW talent. Sounds like a solid match. Kingman wrestled a guy called Buck Graham in an awful match. James Diaz wrestled a guy that I'm pretty keen on called Hammer Hadley in a good match.

- Why didn't you sign him?

- He looks like he'd burn a hole in any cup that he'd have to piss into, dude is muscles upon muscles. Finally we had Kid Fantastic wrestling a decent match with a talent from MAW called Bradly Blaze.

Thomas gave a grunt of approval while I went back to my coffee, I was getting a sneaky feeling that the stress was starting to get to him.

- So do you have our fake figurehead sorted?

- Yep, I've got that all ready to go. Did you see anyone in the signings that stuck out in a weird way?

- Chip Martin?

- Nah, Chip is still pretty young. Plus he's how I got my hands on this



I pulled an exceptionally old and dusty looking belt out of my backpack. It looked like it had been sitting in an attic or a garage for years and nobody had particularly cared.

- Is that...

- The original RPW Title. His dad still had it in storage so I hired Chip and may have suggested that it would be good to have that link to the original lineage.

- Cool. Cool cool cool cool, you got him to steal the title.

- It's not stealing

- It's borrowing?

- We'll just give him the title back at the end of the show.

- Dude no, we'll get him to call up his dad and pay for the title. So then who is the fake boss? Al Carter?

- You're really not catching onto the too young thing. He's 21, still not old enough to give us breathing room.

- Plus I'm pretty sure he'd blackmail us.

ZD- Yeah he's got that vibe. Look, you're going to say every name on the roster so I'll just tell you that it's Morty and make it easier.

- So I get that he's old and therefore wise but how will we explain how he could afford to open up a promotion?

- Robbed an armoured truck?

- I got it. Maybe he doesn't trust banks and puts all his money underneath his mattress, he looks like he'd be crazy enough to do that.

We had a little chuckle and high fived before I became aware of how someone was standing right next to the table. I looked up and it was an absolute unit of a man, clearly some kind of bodybuilder or fitness freak.




- Hey I'm looking for a Thomas Lloyd. He told me that he hung around here, would that be either of you?

- Yo! So you've accepted the job offer?

- I've never heard of a promotion called that running out of Florida but I figured that I needed more gigs and came. So what's this about a fake boss? Arthur Glass the Fifth by the way.

I cradled my head in my hands and groaned, we hadn't even ran a show and Thomas blew it without even consulting me.


- kill me now

- As you can tell, we're real young. *THUD* Nobody is going to take us seriously *THUD* so we figured that we needed someone to cover for us *THUD*

- Uh... is he okay? Was this a bad time?

THUDTHUDTHUDTHUDTHUD

- He'll be fine, we were just supposed to keep this a secret. Isn't that right Zip?

- *muffled screaming*

- Yeah he's fine. So tell us about yourself

- I'm 33, I'm from Maryland, I like wrestling a babyface and I'm real strong. You know, I'm just a good guy in general.

- So when you say a good guy, do you mean one of those eat your prayers and say your vitamins kind of deals?

- Ehhhhh not quite. I'm absolutely more one of those guys that'll run in and save people from beatdowns and show good sportsmanship. A good guy but not a wimp you know?

Great, we had a bit of a roster imbalance. You're hired, we'll call when we need you. Isn't that right Zippy?

-I hate you. I hate you so much



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Hey, so are we on? Yeah? Okay. What's up you good people out there, it's ya boy Robstar here with my cohost Dan Curtis. We're going to be talking about this weeks USPW, SWF & TCW shows but first we're actually going to talk about a new wrestling promotion that opened up right here in Fort Lauderdale.

Right you are Robstar, we went to Rapid Pro Wrestling: Way of the Warrior last night and no it's not that Rapid Pro Wrestling although they somehow have their world title. Everyone knows that I'm a bit of a mark for the East Coast Wars and I was really happy when they bought it out. It was pretty surreal though


Pretty nuts Dan, just like deez. So the show opened up with a young guy called Thomas something or another welcoming us to the show. He's the ring announcer all night but what did you think of him?

He's not too bad. Clearly terrified but he spoke well and wasn't just slouching against the ropes. Look at him, standing perfectly vertical


vs


Sad to see that's somehow a bar that needs to be cleared. We kick things off with a Johnny Aesthetic vs Leisure Suit Mort. Dan?


Yeah Rob? [/color]

Who the gently caress are these geeks?

Johnny Aesthetic is a comedy jobber from the west coast while Leisure Suit Mort is Mad Dog Mortimer who is an indie geek that I've seen a few times. Both of them working weird quasi 80's gimmicks, Aesthetic cuts a promo on Mortimer telling him that he's going to dance all over his face and that he's gonna smoke Mortimer's rear end.[/color]

It was honestly a pretty good promo, dude can talk. Not so sure about the gimmick which I really didn't get. [/color]

The match itself was thankfully super short but Mort does have an amusing sleazy gimmick. You ever play the Leisure Suit Games? I believe it's a spin on them[/color]

Match was bang on 5 minutes, Aesthetic was alright but Mort is a bit poo poo. At least it didn't fall apart. A bit of brawling around the ring, a couple of basic slams and Aesthetic pinned Mort with a implant DDT[/color]






Next had the color commentator head over to the ring and invite Chip Martin out to the ring who is the son of East Coast legend Johnny Martin.

Oh god you marked out so much when he came out with the belt. Shame we were probably the only ones because his dad is a legend.

He presents the belt to the commentator, plays to the crowd and waves and then leaves. Absolutely pointless segment although I guess they wanted to pass the torch. Passing the torch doesn't work if it's the kid of the guy whose company killed the original RPW.

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Skyhawk & Mascara vs The Nightmares (Infiernia & Original Sinner)

Tag match between two luchadors called Skyhawk & Mascara and two creepy goth type people called Infiernia and Original Sinner. Anything you want to say?

Infiernia is a talent that's been on the radar a bit, she was trained by.... what's her face.... spooky lady from QAW.

Madame Bat?

Yeah that's it. Her tag partner is the son of Primal Rage of PSW fame, I haven't heard a lot about him but he's absolutely loving enormous. They're teaming up as The Nightmares No real knowledge of Skyhawk or Mascara although I believe that Skyhawk might have worked a tour for WLW and maybe a date for CZCW.

So that match went about 10 minutes, everyone is clearly protecting the hell out of Sinner. The match clearly went up a level when he was on the apron. Skyhawk did put in the effort to make him look like a million bucks though, dude just oozes star power. Couple of good exchanges between the luchadors; a rope assisted brainbuster from Infiernia, an exploder into the corner by Mascara, Infiernia blocks an avalanche shiranui with a top-rope german suplex where she locked her legs underneath the rope.
Sinner gets tagged in and starts ragdolling Mascara about, does a couple of nice biels where Mascara nearly clears the ring. Finish comes when Skyhawk gets tagged in and goes for a crossbody but Sinner catches him and then absolutely squashes him with a forward slam. Mascara gets in to try and help but Infiernia gives him a rana over the top rope while holding onto the rope. Sinner picks up Skyhawk by the throat and gives him as massive chokeslam for the pinfall.


I really got the impression that everyone involved could have gone up a level but were trying to work a slightly more basic match so that Sinner didn't get lost. Still a pretty good match though

Absolutely. I reckon that everyone involved came out looking good and that they have some bangers in them. Excited to see a rubber match or what else they can do




We get a promo from Ozzie Goldstein aka Oscar Golden of CGC fame aka Ozzie Golden of MAW fame.

Dude turned down a contract from CWA to end up working in front of 100 people in Florida. Real good decision there Ozzie.

Ozzie rants about how it's a joke that Chip Martin would be given a welcome when he's a nobody that has accomplished nothing while Ozzie is a top star from Canada.

I'm not too sure about top star, good midcarder yes but he's really overstating his importance.

You've gotta sell yourself Rob. You don't want some indie geek coming in and just highlighting how much of an indie geek he is. Imagine if Dusty Ducont left USPW and went to MAW and screamed about how he was a midcarder that was never good enough to make the main event; that poo poo doesn't elevate people that he works with. You don't look good when you make yourself look like you're slumming it.

Fair point. Ozzie talks about how the commentator should just hand him the belt and not waste anybodies time because Ozzie Golden is the only one that deserves to hold gold.

Decent promo, not on the same level as Johnny Aesthetic but got the point over. They're clearly building a feud between the two although Martin was apparently injured and couldn't work.


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José Silva vs Barry Kingman

Face vs face match between José Silva and Barry Kingman. Never heard of Silva before but Kingman is a hell of a talent. Shame the match wasn't that great.

It really was disappointing. Kingman and Silva spend a lot of time working holds and the match only really kicks up a gear with a couple of minutes left. Some really nice strike exchanges, a couple of good suplexes being traded and even a nice double-underhook powerbomb. The finish comes when Silva goes for this handspring move but Kingman rushes him and german suplexes him in midair. Kingman then does his fisherman buster gimmick and wins.

I wish I could have enjoyed this match a bit more. . Near as I can tell, Kingman is starting to lose a touch of what he had and Silva is still on the way up. Hopefully they're not relying on Kingman having a long term impact in the ring.



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Ozzie Goldstein vs Zippy Deverell

Ozzie Goldstein and Zippy Deverell now. We talked about Ozzie before, you know anything about Zippy?

Not much, near as I can tell he's a rookie in his first year.

So the match is about 8 minutes long and they go full tilt from the word go. There wasn't the problem of how long the last match built and they just went balls to the wall. Did you notice that Martin was on commentary?

I didn't hear a single thing from him and I could hear everything the other two said.

Same here, it was kind of superfluous. Anyways there was a fair bit of brawling around right side and Ozzie gets spinebustered onto the apron as he jaw jacks with the fans. Zippy does some dancing stuff and the crowd are behind him before he hip-tosses Ozzie into the railing. They brawl a bit more before returning to the ring, Zippy goes for a diving crossbody but Ozzie drops out of the way and Zippy just thuds on the mat. Ozzie goes to suplex Zippy but Zippy slips out and hits a bulldog. He goes for a pin but Ozzie kicks out because it's a loving bulldog, of course he's going to kick out.

Apparently it's his finisher.

He should get a new finisher, it's not the 80's anymore.

]Can't argue with that. I felt that Zippy was trying to but couldn't keep up with Ozzie. Did you get that feeling?

Certainly did, can't blame a kid for not keeping up with a vet. Ozzie uses that two handed facecrusher gimmick and goes to the top rope. He screams GOLDEN SHOWER and does a moonsault and wins.

HAHAHAHAHA

You gotta wonder if he knows what a golden shower is. He has to know that's when you pee on people as a sex thing right?

You reckon he's going to start threating people that he's going to do the golden shower on them?

He just walks out there and screams IMMA PISS ON YOU

It's an amazing mental image isn't it. Anyways, it was a pretty good match. Golden looks like he's probably going to be their top star although I'm not sure when he's clearly a bit of a comedy worker which doesn't quite fit the gimmick that he's trying to do


Post match interview with Ozzie; he challenges Chip Martin to a match next month

IMMA PISS ON YOU

Oh god stop, I gave myself a stitch before.

He threatens to spank Martin like his daddy should have for growing that stupid beard.

]Seriously. Is his gimmick that he's really horny?

It's a license to print money. Probably

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Fuego Fantastico vs Kid Fantastic

Main Event is Fuego Fantastico vs Kid Fantastic. At least Fuego had the good sense to have his name in Spanish because that poo poo could get confusing fast. Both guys fly about the ring super fast and do a bunch of gorgeous flips.

I kind of had a problem with this. It's video game wrestling. There was no real psychology, just two guys flip about for no real rhyme or reason.

You didn't complain about that sweet Emerald Angel & Heralkion vs MYSTIC Dragon and Marahito Masuko match.

Because they're good enough to make it look good. Fuego & Fantastic are very talented but they have four years of experience between them. Four years BTW all being Kid Fantastic. Four years of experience versus fifty eight. It was like a gymnastics routine

Gotta admit that some of the dives were sweet


Yes they were sweet but it's not the point. Look, can we get back to this?

Go right ahead [/color]


Fine, Kid Fantastic hits the sky-twister press and wins. Show is over.

I do agree that both workers are too inexperienced to be trusted to go all out in a match like that. It was fine for what it is, a pretty standard Indie flipfest and there were no major botches. I'm pretty excited to see how both of them grow. So what did you think about the show overall?


It was a fun show overall; Highlights were the tag match, the Johnny Aesthetic promo and Ozzie Goldstein overall. Lowlight was really just the opening match because even the Kingman versus Silva match was more disappointing than bad. Yourself?

Outside of a rough first ten minutes it was a worthwhile show. Character work was pretty good all over the show and there are a few workers there that I can see making a splash. Now we're going to go to a break but we'll be back to talk about TCW and the final show before Malice in Wonderland.

PEACE


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Ratings are always subjective based on size. A 30 rating would be barely passable for a small promotion but it's a big win for an insignificant sized promotion. Because nobody has popularity in the south east it does have an impact on match ratings so we can only go up. That Johnny Aesthetic promo though, a rating of 50 is loving huge for our size. Ozzie Goldstein absolutely hosed me by changing his style a week before the show from a Technician Flyer to a Comedy Wrestler. Now I wouldn't have a problem if I hadn't already planned things out and given him a gimmick that doesn't work in comedy matches.
The bit in the main event was actually my personal feeling about indie high flyers incorporating things that worked in bigger matches with better wrestlers. The superhero faceoff between Ricochet and Wil Ospreay was cool because those two guys are insanely athletic and you can buy that it's two incredible athletes one-upping each other. But then we started getting the faceoffs on random indie between two workers that aren't as talented so it looks less like a wrestling match and more like two people doing a dance routine. The same thing happened with Dean Malenko vs Eddie Guerrero and Jerry Lynn vs RVD in ECW; amazing talents and the counter segments are pretty iconic in wrestling but then everyone on the indies started copying the segments and it was just never as good.


Anyways, I went with a more barebones show. Money isn't really a concern but I don't really want to be debuting 20 new gimmicks at once. It's easier to do half here and ease the others in other the next couple of shows as we go. Thankfully we didn't have any gimmicks that bombed so I didn't have that to worry me. Our first feud is Ozzie Goldstein vs Chip Martin, Ozzie is jealous over the fact that Martin got treated so well while he got nothing despite being a bigger star. It didn't really help that Martin starts the game on the sidelines with a bruised kidney for the first month and can only be used in angles for that period. I also hadn't realised just how much of an impact the experience stat has on a worker, a few of the matches didn't necessarily fall apart but most of the matches had a penalty on a participants rating due to inexperience; it's a new system though so that's a lesson learnt.

Testekill fucked around with this message at 03:47 on May 14, 2020

DelilahFlowers
Jan 10, 2020

Wowza, what a read. Worth the wait.

What frequency of shows are we holding? Monthly shows? Would make the kidney injury a little be more easy to handle

And ozzie switching to a comedy worker is pure gold. Love how you angled him as an unintentional comedy gimmick. Maybe the reviewers gave him the idea to work on that more. Of course, this requires a match against Johnny Aesthetic.

Insertnamehere31
Jan 23, 2012

This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

Yeah I like this format a lot. Clearly Johnny Aesthetic must be the ace of this company, time for a main event push!

DelilahFlowers
Jan 10, 2020

Also Ozzie changing his gimmick to comedy clearly signals that our promotion should be angling for southern Chikara. Our slogan should be "flips and shits and giggles"

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Nobody outrules the Marquise de Cat!
Very happy about the rise of Johnny Aesthetic. :3:

biosterous
Feb 23, 2013




Very good update! Excited to read more of this

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

With the full game dropping in a couple of days, I'd decided that I'd like to highlight some workers between chapters who are my favorites or that I've had fun booking over the very many years that I've been playing the series. I figure that if you're interested in the game but don't have the amount of experience that I have then going into a fictional database full of random dudes is, while not quite overwhelming, tough to get a hang of what you want to do.




Fro Sure is a guy that I'm shocked still hasn't been signed by one of the major companies; he is one of the best potential main eventers to pick up and has so much star quality and charisma that he can instantly come in and be the companies figurehead. I'd sign him all the time and just go full tilt with making him a top star because of how talented he is. Seriously guys, sign him if you're an indie promotion.




Ross Henry is sadly no longer possible to hire because he retired but he would essentially guarantee you some really highly rated shows just based on his sky-high popularity and star quality. So of course he retired between 2016 and 2020 because he got to achieve his dream of working a few tag matches for TCW and that was enough for him. I like to think that was Adam joking about how people would use him just to prop up a few shows and then get rid of him because of how much he cost.




El Mitico Jr was another guy that was a go-to hire for me; a tremendous worker, great star quality and a very good talker. He was one of the best guys that you could hire as a workrate-based indie and it's only natural that he's now locked into a contract with EMLL because he was just that good.




Dean Waldorf and Marv Statler are just one of those awesome tag teams that you could hire on the cheap and were reliable but without getting too big for your show before you were ready. You could rely on them to carry a match and they wouldn't lose their poo poo if you asked them to lose. They're currently signed to PGHW but they're on a handshake agreement so nothing's stopping you from signing them as an American promotion.




Mobstar and Frantic Ali aren't a tag team but they're so similar that I might as well list them at the same time; both of them are great brawlers, are charismatic and have plenty of star quality. I'd always have both of them and Fro Sure on my roster when playing as IPW and they'd always be top of the card. Frantic Ali has a tendency to be signed away by TCW but that generally takes a few years and he always starts off in a prominent position so you can always get a ton of use out of him.





Finally I want to highlight Electric Dreamer; she is always someone that I hire to be the face of my women's division. She almost always gets a bonus to her match ratings because she has a fanbase of young girls that love seeing her win, she is a good high flyer and she moves merchandise by the truckload. The best thing about picking her up is that the USPW never picks her up and they're the only promotion with a women's division that can offer written contracts so you're never put in a position where you get the rug pulled out underneath you when you give her a push.



Insertnamehere31 posted:

Yeah I like this format a lot. Clearly Johnny Aesthetic must be the ace of this company, time for a main event push!

Go Ace(sthetic)


DelilahFlowers posted:

Wowza, what a read. Worth the wait.

What frequency of shows are we holding? Monthly shows? Would make the kidney injury a little be more easy to handle

And ozzie switching to a comedy worker is pure gold. Love how you angled him as an unintentional comedy gimmick. Maybe the reviewers gave him the idea to work on that more. Of course, this requires a match against Johnny Aesthetic.


I'm looking to start off with monthly shows and generally switch to fortnightly when I hit small.

Galaga Galaxian
Apr 23, 2009

What a childish tactic!
Don't you think you should put more thought into your battleplan?!


I'm pretty torn on whether or not I'll pick TEW2020 up. The idea of jumping in head first is kind of intimidating, but its not like there is any guides or anything out there. It doesn't help I'm the kind of aesthetically-driven idiot that would immediately want to start their own promotion from the ground up just like this LP instead of just using a well established company to learn the ropes. Also the fact I'd want to import a few of my favorite self-made Edits from my Fire Pro Wrestling World save. Though one of your updates makes it sound like, as long as you don't want to control their stats in every minute detail, that its a lot easier to create characters on the fly than previous versions.

Maybe I'll just let the LP show me things for now. For a little while at least.

That Fro'Sure guy seems fun though. A winning smile and a puntastic name, whats not to love? :allears:

Galaga Galaxian fucked around with this message at 05:29 on May 14, 2020

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Nobody outrules the Marquise de Cat!

Galaga Galaxian posted:

I'm pretty torn on whether or not I'll pick TEW2020 up. The idea of jumping in head first is kind of intimidating, but its not like there is any guides or anything out there. It doesn't help I'm the kind of aesthetically-driven idiot that would immediately want to start their own promotion from the ground up just like this LP instead of just using a well established company to learn the ropes. Also the fact I'd want to import a few of my favorite self-made Edits from my Fire Pro Wrestling World save. Though one of your updates makes it sound like, as long as you don't want to control their stats in every minute detail, that its a lot easier to create characters on the fly than previous versions.

Maybe I'll just let the LP show me things for now. For a little while at least.

That Fro'Sure guy seems fun though. A winning smile and a puntastic name, whats not to love? :allears:

I'm nabbing it, I might even LP it (I have a really elaborate idea for a cinematic promotion), but waiting is not a bad idea. The modded databases will get better, patches will come out, and more guides and stuff will get written.

Galaga Galaxian
Apr 23, 2009

What a childish tactic!
Don't you think you should put more thought into your battleplan?!


Well the thing about modded databases is I'm probably the one person in the world who doesn't give a drat about a Real World database. I haven't paid much attention to wrestling since the WWF's attitude era. So a real world mod holds about as much familiarity and interest as the cornellverse. And being "realistic" is actually a mild turn off for dumb brainworm reasons. :v:

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Since I'm going to be working all next week, I figured it's best to get our next show out early. It's RPW WRESTLE BOWL BAYBAY


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SLAM CHAT, THE NUMBER ONE WRESTLING PODCAST IN FLORIDA posted:


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And that's the rundown for SWF Nothing to Lose, now Rob before we get to the weekly shows let's go back to our little promotion that could who are coming to us with Rapid Pro Wrestling Wrestle Bowl. Coming from the Rainbow Bar and Grill again.

Let's get to it Dan



Black Diamond vs Jose Silva


Kicking things off with Jose Silva vs Black Diamond, another face vs face match. They did the same thing with Silva vs Kingman last time which we both felt was a little disappointing so hopefully it's a little better this time.

Spoiler alert, it's not. Black Diamond is no Barry Kingman. She is charismatic and has a great look but that's about it. She's still developing though

We start off with some nice displays of athleticism with some good leapfrogs and dropdowns by Diamond, she then slows it down.


Way down

a few headlocks and chinlocks, a couple of slams and strikes. Silva blocks a belly to belly suplex attempt with a headbutt and starts suplexing her all over the joint. A big german suplex that turns Black Diamond inside out and he hits the handspring pele kick when she stands up.


The match was fine for a solid worker carrying a rookie in her first match for the promotion. Nothing more, nothing less. Still not good though.




Joy Ryder vs Ricky Turner

Out next is a woman called Joy Ryder. Neither of us have seen her before but she is hot and a good talker. She hops on the microphone and talks about how she made it as a wrestler thanks to the power of positivity before introducing a local indie wrestler called Ricky Turner.

That'll be Ricky Douglas, formerly of MAW fame.

She offers to have a match with him so that he too can feel the power of positivity and perhaps he too can get his big break. Now that's pretty funny to me especially because he spent six years in the upper midcard of MAW while this is Ryder's first real run in any promotion.

I think it might be intentionally hypocritical

Probably yeah. So we have a short match between the two which is mostly a showcase for Ryder as she cheap shots him before he's ready and mostly just cuts him down to size. There is a short hope spot for Turner before Ryder drives him shoulder first into the ring post and does a leg drop to him while he's hunched over and wins.

It wasn't an amazing match but I dig the character of Joy Ryder.

I do too, just this heel that believes their own bullshit and doesn't understand how lovely they are.



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James Diaz vs Fearless Blue

Next up is James Diaz, the son of PGHW legend Raymond Diaz, who is escorted to the ring by Thomas Llyod who hasn't been doing the ring announcing tonight. He just grabs someone from the front row and starts mauling them. I knew it was a local worker called Fearless Blue because he is just eyecatchingly ugly but it was just a boring, ugly squash. Nothing much to say.

I've had high hopes for Diaz so it's not a great start. Maybe if they book him with someone he can throw down with then maybe things will be a bit better.



We follow up with a promo by Lloyd who says that next month Diaz is going to splatter Zippy Deverell and no amount of dancing is going to save him from what the monster will do. He also vows to unveil a new client to make everyone elses nightmare a reality.

What do you suppose he means by that?

Absolutely no clue.

I once had that nightmare where my teeth started to fall out. You ever have that?

Yeah, you wake up and you instnictually check your mouth because it felt so real.

I loving hope it's not that nightmare because that's the worst.

Maybe the one where you show up to class and you're naked

That would just be a very odd threat.




Next we have a promo by Chip Martin; he talks about how happy he is to be here and to be carrying on his fathers legacy in the industry. He vows that he will be the first RPW champion when out comes Ozzie Goldstein to interrupt. He calls Martin a rat-faced knacker

What the hell does that mean?

I have no clue. Like I said, calls him a rat-faced knacker and threatens to show him why he's a big star while his daddy was a man that ruined his body performing for people that never even cared about him. Before Martin has a chance to respond Ozzie pops him in the mouth and starts to beat him down. This goes on for another minute before out comes this big muscular guy who runs off Ozzie.

His name is Arthur Glass, a journeyman brawler from the mid-atlantic area.

Right so he drives Ozzie off and jawjacks with Ozzie while Martin is trying to get up. He helps Martin, they pose together and segment over.



Vs vs vs vs vs

Johnny Aesthetic vs Skyhawk vs Mascara vs Infiernia vs Fuego Fantastico vs Kid Fantastic


Six way match next as we have Johnny Aesthetic, Infiernia, Skyhawk, Mascara, Fuego Fantastico and Kid Fantastic. Original Sinner is at ringside as well.

One of these things is not like the other. So you didn't like the main event last time but what did you think about this match

I thought it was a much better bout. The match starts with Mascara immediately diving on Original Sinner and throwing hands before Infiernia interrupts him with a diving double stomp off the apron.
Everyone starts doing dives to that side until Johnny Aesthetic is left in the ring. He looks around, shrugs his shoulders and climbs onto the apron on that side before doing the laziest dive where he just flops on top of the pile of people. He then climbs back into the ring and celebrates like he'd done the craziest, most dangerous dive ever.

I kinda love him

He's not great workrate wise but drat is he a fun character.

The match is generally what you'd expect from a multi man match; generally two or three people in the ring while the others either just brawl around outside or take a nap out of view. Fuego Fantastico kinda did the least, a few segments where he just jumped and flew through the air like a

DON'T SAY IT

I was going to say a hyperactive child. So he does a few flips and rolls with Mascara before Skyhawk and Kid Fantastic take over. I tell you what, I am shocked that Skyhawk made it out of this match in one piece with how Kid Fantastic spiked him with that poison rana. He landed square the top of his head and is probably lucky that he didn't break his neck. Skyhawk powders to the outside while Aesthetic and Infiernia come in to cover for it. It looks like it's about to finish as Kid Fantastic is on the top rope and is about to dive on Aesthetic before Original Sinner grabs his foot and crotches him on the top rope. Infiernia goes up to the top to hit the avalanche frankensteiner but Aesthetic gets underneath her and hits an electric chair drop.

Skyhawk is back in the match and is thankfully not injured as he throws Kid Fantastic off the top rope and into Aesthetic. The final stretch comes as Skyhawk drops down to avoid a lariat, kips up and hits Kid Fantastic with a beautiful cutter. He breaks the pinfall as he narrowly avoids an elbow drop that Aesthetic dropped before attempting to force Aesthetic into the corner so that he could set up the avalanche shiranui. Aesthetic breaks out of it with a back elbow before spiking Skyhawk with his implant DDT for the win.

(Skyhawk was visibly upset that Kid Fantastic nearly injured him with a botched spot)

(Skyhawk developed a new hope spot)



This match was a low key banger, I thought it was a very fun bout and surprisingly it wasn't even the match of the night.

Same here, they clearly wanted to put on the best match possible and nearly everyone came out looking great.






Johnny Aesthetic cuts a post-match promo saying that he will be the first RPW champion and will give the title a true champions aesthetic. He then leads the crowd in a chant of 'GO ACE' and declares himself Johny Acesthetic which the crowd eats up.

Great promo, he really had the crowd in his hand. I wasn't sure about him last month because I didn't and still don't really get the gimmick but he's killing it on the microphone.




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Chip Martin & Arthur Glass vs The Fighting Batmen (Bobson Dugnutt & Mike Truk)


Tag match is up next as Arthur Glass & Chip Martin team up against two guys called Bobson Dugnutt and Mike Truk. Do you have anything to say about the two new guys?


Bobson Dugnutt is a brawler out of Washington state, Mike Truk is a deathmatch wrestler better known as Cockroach Carter. This is the first time that they're teaming together as the Fighting Batmen.

Ozzie Goldstein is also in their corner and is just spending the whole time mouthing off at Martin.Who gave this man a managers license?

What about the rules of professional wrestling? What about the rules?

It's generally Arthur Glass & Bobson Dugnutt going to town on each other, both guys just punching the poo poo out of each other. You know how it when you have two tough guys that are able to work a bit stiff to make it look better and both men are just throwing bombs at each other?

It's honestly one of the best things in wrestling. It reminds me of the classic Dread vs Pete Hall matches in Burning Hammer where you just had these two utterly gigantic tough bastards and it ended up in brilliant stuff because they knew that the opponent could take the hits.

So there's a ref bump and Ozzie drags Chip Martin to the outside and starts laying into him. Arthur Glass sees this but Dugnutt keeps on cutting him off from helping Martin while Truk climbs to the top rope and does this gigantic senton to Martin on the outside of the ring and I am completely shocked that he didn't just completely shatter his tailbone when he hit the ground.

Truk rolls Martin back into the ring but Glass grabs Truk and hits him with this beautiful reverse spinning powerslam. It's like he stops halfway through the spin and then spins the other way before leaving the ground and slamming him into the mat hard. Neither of them are the legal man and before Glass can drag Martin to his corner to tag out he gets blasted in the back by Dugnutt with his bat. He does a big giant swing to Martin and stomps down between his shoulderblades for the pinfall.

I thought that the match was another really good bout; Glass and Dugnutt looked like beasts with how they were throwing down with each other while Chip Martin looked pretty decent during his short flashses and Truk is going to be feeling that senton when he wakes up.

Same here, a good match that continued the building Ozzie vs Martin feud.



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Paige Croft vs Barry Kingman

Main event time and it's the debuting Paige Croft taking on Barry Kingman. Croft is currently working for 5 Star Supreme Wrestling where she's been a solid hand. Not quite a featured player but she's regularly booked and doesn't have a bad match.

The same can be said here, it's a much more fast paced bout than Kingman's last bout as the larger Kingman focuses on taking down Croft to grind her down while Croft is very much doing hit and run, constantly picking at his knee. Kingman attempts his fisherman's buster but his knee buckles and Croft smells blood in the water, she immediately pounces and starts stomping and stretching the bad knee. There is a faint hope spot at the end as Kingman makes it back to his feet and starts swinging but Croft kicks his leg out of his leg and slaps on the Memphis deathlock with a whole lot of torque. Kingman immediately taps out and Croft wins in her debut.

I loved this match; Croft is a tremendous worker and the two of them worked this match excellently. She's tough to buy as a threat just because of how tiny she is but she is like a terrier where she just locks in a hold and just doesn't let go.

I absolutely agree, an excellent match and easily RPW's best match. Here's hoping for more main event Paige Croft.


Post match and the referee is helping Kingman to the back; Croft gets on the microphone and mocks him over his poor hurt knee and tells him that, because he is old and therefore wise, he should do the smart thing and get the hell out of her industry.

And that's how we end the show. She's clearly posed to be the top heel so I feel it was a good showcase for her. Overall I thought this was a show of two halves, Joy Ryder was the only highlight of the first half but everything from the six way onwards was great.

I feel the same way, the show built to a great crescendo and they've built a good solid roster of lesser known workers while only really splashing the cash on Croft.

Alrighty, now that detour is out of the way let's get to USPW American Wrestling with that great Alicia Strong/ Melody main event.





That's that in the bank. Not much happened that month but it was a pretty solid show in the end.



Skyhawk was our first news story on the front page; wrestlers have a chance to develop a new move that showcases an attribute, hope spot or catch phrase which gives them a performance boost that sticks around from three months to 2 years. So that's good, he's also developed simmering tension with Kid Fantastic because he almost got injured by a botched spot so that's bad. I'm not too concerned about that because he doesn't have a personality type that would turn people against the person that he dislikes. If Skyhawk had an intense personality then I'd just cut my losses and get rid of Kid Fantastic because eventually everyone would be turned against him.
We had a couple of workers on independent shows; Black Diamond had a match in Milwaukee with a kinda awful wrestler named Joanna Silver (the pirate of men's pants), Joy Ryder took on Millie the Minx from QAW in Baltimore while James Diaz was in a six man tag with a bunch of FCW talent. Other than that, nothing of note happened.

HereticMIND
Nov 4, 2012

Awwwwwwww yeeeeeeaaaaaaaah, it's Rooster Time(TM).

Great update, by the by! Can't wait for Ozzy and Arthur to butt heads again.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Okay we're back, had to get 8 stitches in my head but other than that it was a good week. Just in the process of writing the show now but here's the card rundown for RPW Beer Bash


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Ozzie Goldstein has been talking a lot of poo poo lately and the target of his ire Chip Martin has had enough. Will the blue chip prospect overcome the arrogant Canadian or will Ozzie show that everything in RPW will be Golden? Arthur Glass has vowed to be in Chip's corner but what will Ozzie have up his sleeve?

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Infiernia & Skyhawk have clashed at the last two shows with the Bedeviled Angel defeating him in a tag match and Skyhawk eating the pinfall in the multi-man match. RPW's resident superhero is looking for his first victory but will he be able to overcome Infiernia?

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"The Knee-Popping Machine" Paige Croft made a hell of a debut last month as she injured Barry Kingman with the Memphis Deathlock. Will Mascara fair better?

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The Fighting Batmen showed why they should be feared when they defeated Arthur Glass & Chip Martin albeit with some assistance from Ozzie Goldstein. This month they will be taking on the team of Ruby Reece and Sabrina Wells aka Team Headkick. Will the two brutes overpower the former AAA tag team champions or will the striking power of Team Headkick be enough to bring them down?

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James Diaz flattened a local competitor last week and his manager Thomas Lloyd stated that the same thing will happen to Zippy Deverell next time. Is there any hope for the Z-Man?

Insertnamehere31
Jan 23, 2012

This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

Dang, 8 stitches. You have a bad run in with team headkick? For real though hope you’re feeling better.

Also while the fighting batmen is a fine name for the team, just wanted to point out that the reason I suggested the fighting baseballers is because both bobson dugnutt and Mike Truk were names from an SNES game called fighting baseball. Some Japanese guy had come up with an entire league’s worth of American players, and ended up with gems like Sleve McDichael and Dwigt Rortugal.

DelilahFlowers
Jan 10, 2020

Hell's Angel is gonna fight Skyhawk's fire with a fiercer fire of her own. The Flying Luchador better prepare for a Hell of a match, or he'll be dragged down to Damnation and pinned for the three count.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

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Alright so that's Total Wrestling in the bag with the big announcement that current TCW main eventer Wolf Hawkins will be getting into politics. No idea what party but I think we can guess which one it'll be. Now before we sign off, let's talk about our new favourite little promotion RPW which came to us yesterday with Beer Bash.

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SKYHAWK VS INFIERNIA

We start off with Skyhawk cutting a promo in the ring; he talks about how he feels like himself and the fans with how he has stumbled coming out of the blocks. He vows to do better when out comes Infiernia who it turns out is his opponent. She talks some poo poo about how she was glad to ruin his debut and that he needs to put up a hell of a fight unless he wants to continue being a disappointment.

Kinda eh promo, wasn't amazing but wasn't bad. Not like the match though

Hoo boy, so we kick off and Infiernia immediately jumps him while he has his back turned. She just is on his back punching and gouging his eyes before he biels her off.

He kinda sent her flying also, I didn't realise that he was so strong.

Skyhawk takes control and he clearly doesn't want to hurt her, he's grounding her with limb work and doing arm drags and poo poo but it was clearly worked in a way that it was pretty obvious that he was pulling his punches. He goes for an armdrag but Infiernia flips out of it and immediately turns around and headbutts him. She drags him into the ropes and hits him with the gorgeous rope assisted brainbuster where the instant Skyhawk rebounds off the ropes she plants him headfirst.

Like you said, a real nice move. She's also surprisingly strong and lifts him up from the ground with a german suplex with a nice crisp snap to it. She's clearly got a head of steam and hits a double stomp from the top rope for a near fall, she throws Skyhawk to the outside and goes for a suicide dive but Skyhawk smashes her with a big forearm and she just hangs over the top rope.

Then came the spot of the night as Skyhawk climbed up on the apron and dragged her out to the apron and piledrived her onto the mats outside.

It was absolutely disgusting but perfectly executed, it honestly should have led to the end but it went on for another three minutes. Skyhawk rolls her back inside and goes to the top rope for a splash but she rolls away at the last second and locks in her mentors finisher which is that double arm crossface. She wrenches really hard back and it looks like she might have Skyhawk but he lifts himself to his feet and just throws himself and Infiernia into the turnbuckle. She's up to her feet first and lifts him onto the top rope for the frankensteiner but Skyhawk pushes her off as she goes for it and she just takes a flat back bump in the ring. He hops down and locks in the figure four leglock and gets the submission victory in 15:23

Great match, both competitors bought and they just clicked together in the ring like they'd wrestled each other a hundred times.


(Skyhawk vs Infiernia have great chemistry)



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The Fighting Baseballers (Mike Truk & Bobson Dugnutt) vs Team HEADKICK (Ruby Reece & Sabrina Wells)

Next up are the Fighting Baseballers.


I thought they were the Fighting Batmen.

Are they? I'm pretty sure it was the fighting baseballers. Anyways, it's Bobson Dugnutt and Mike Truk taking on Team HEADKICK. You gotta put emphasis on HEADKICK like it's being shouted. So who are they?

Team HEADKICK are Ruby Reece and Sabrina Wells who were the final holders of the AAA tag team championship.

Man it's a real shame that AAA closed down a few years ago, they put on solid shows.

The business evolves, I think the family friendly product was just something that isn't really sustainable as an Indie these days. Credit to them, they lasted... what 22, 23 years? That's a fair loving effort. Anyways we kick off with the FB's mocking and taunting their opponents before Truk goes to lock up with Reece. He fakes a punch and falls over his own feet dodging a fast roundhouse that just narrowly misses his jaw. He turtles in the corner and screams at the referee for a clean break while Reece peppers him with a few strikes.

She has pretty nice strikes, clearly wasn't trying to pull them either.

Dugnutt just stares a hole through both Reece and Truk and tags himself in by slapping Truk around the head. Reece & Wells mostly are hitting quick strikes on the two larger men with Dugnutt refusing to tag out to Truk. Dugnutt throws some hands and gets in a few licks but an attempted high & low combination by Team HEADKICK when Truk clobbers Wells from behind as she rebounds off the ropes. Dugnutt grabs Reece for the giant swing and Truk tags himself in and hits the cannonball senton for the win.

A solid enough match although Dugnutt really carried things. Bit odd that they're doing an angle where the Fighting Baseballers are showing tension.

It's not that odd if you ask me, Truk really isn't that good. He can take big bumps but if he's not wrestling in a hardcore promotion then he's not really much use. Dugnutt is a solid but not super interesting worker so we'd just have to see if they just track down a better tag partner or if he gets a manager or something.

What you get when you hire a deathmatch wrestler in a non-deathmatch setting.


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Chip Martin w/ Arthur Glass vs Ozzie Goldstein

Chip Martin with Arthur Glass in his corner taking on Ozzie Goldstein. This is seems like the main story going on at the moment with Ozzie talking a lot of poo poo about the kid. Test of strength to open up with and Martin pushes Ozzie into the corner and breaks cleanly before Ozzie reaches over the ref and slaps him in the face before getting the advantage with a clothesline.

Ozzie heels a lot and jawjacks with Glass and the fans, working over Martin by striking him in the right kidney and dropping the knee on it. Glass looks like he's about to climb up onto the apron and the momentary distraction is enough for Martin to explode out of the corner with a big lariat that turns Ozzie inside out. Martin gains control targeting the legs of Ozzie and even goes for a figure four before Ozzie gives him the ole sack tap.

Ye olde sack tap. Honestly, low blows where it's like the forearm or the bicep are overused. Just a quick slap to the sack and down you go

Ozzie gets back on top and does a few suplexes and a nice flipping facecrusher. Big spinebuster and he makes his way to the ropes before jawjacking with Glass, he goes to slap Glass but Martin does a quick schoolboy and rolls him up for the pinfall.

Good solid match, carried by Goldstein. He was protected in that he looked strong for most of the match and the roll-up was not a clean finish so we'll see how the feud goes.


Post match and Martin bails out of the ring and celebrates with Glass while Goldstein is still kneeling in disbelief in the middle of the ring while the fans chant 1-2-3 at him.

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James Diaz vs Zippy Deverell

Not much to say about it so let's get to the next match and boy was it bad. James Diaz barrels through Zippy Deverell in 3 minutes, nothing to say here let's move on.



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Paige Croft vs Mascara

It was really not good at all. Meanwhile we're onto the main event of Paige Croft taking on Mascara. And this match was as good as that previous match was bad and drat was that match bad. Croft waves her hands in front of her face to mock the fact that Mascara can barely see and irish whips him. He springboards off the ropes into an arm drag and throws the exact same taunt back at her. A nice bit of character work

The two go hold for hold, Mascara using a bit more strength to power out of holds while Croft uses her flexibility to get out. There's a nice bit where Croft has Mascara in an armbar but he is able to lift her up with that one arm and essentially powerbomb her into the turnbuckle. There's another bit where he goes for a springboard but Croft kicks his leg out from underneath him as he's jumping and he just lands flat on his upper back.

The match goes on for quite a while with a few close calls where they have their respective submissions slapped on. The end comes when Mascara has Croft sitting down in the corner and goes for a running meteora, she just barely gets out of the way and he goes knees first into the turnbuckles. Croft, having worked over his knee all match, locks in the Memphis Deathlock and scores the submission victory.

As we said before, that was a great match. The two worked together so well and they gave it a fair amount of time to get the story to work.

About 20 minutes

Right yeah, 20 minutes to just have an easy match of the night. The two had tons of chemistry and it showed. Post match and Paige gets on the microphone and just starts shouting at Mascara that if he wants to come at the queen then he better not miss and that if he ever thinks of beating her then he better wake up and apologize.


(Mascara and Croft have great chemistry)

And that's the show, a drat fine show all around with only the James Diaz squash being a lowpoint.

Getting a touch concerned for the son of the monster, that's two dud squashes that he's been in. Hopefully he's given a more involved match because he hasn't set the world on fire yet. I also want to bring up that the crowd turnout wasn't great, only about 75 people or so in the building.

And with that, we have reached the end of the show. Thank all of you beautiful people for tuning in, leave a review wherever you get your podcasts and we'll see you next week.


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So allow me to explain to you how chemistry works. Unless otherwise stated then you have neutral chemistry with an opponent so there's no bonus or penalty to match rating. Positive chemistry elevates a match so that it ends up rated higher than it would normally while negative chemistry can take off a significant number from the match rating. It's not just opponents that can have chemistry but also tag teams and even announcer lineups; nothing hurts more than having to kill a main event feud because the two opponents have awful chemistry or pairing people up with a ton of hype and it falling flat because they cannot work together. Running House Shows is a good way to find out if workers have chemistry or not and smaller companies can make do with dark matches to test it out.
The best way to look at it is that you can have a great match with neutral chemistry just based on talent but you'll never have a good match with negative chemistry.

ONE WEEK LATER


Do you think we should come clean?

I looked up from the plate of scrambled eggs that I was having for my breakfast, I must admit that we had been tiptoeing around the subject of ownership and Mort, bless his heart, wasn't exactly a great actor.

Honestly? Probably. How long do you reckon we'd be able to keep it up?

Not for much longer. RING Hang on, I've got a call.

He peered at his phone and showed me who it was. It was Jose Silva and we agreed to put it on speaker

Jose! Brother, how you doing?

Doing alright. I actually moved to Florida yesterday like we were talking about last week. ACPW aren't hiring at the moment and zero chance CWA takes a punt on me so I figured I'd move down here.

How'd you get a working visa?

There was a brief silence as Thomas and I looked at each other.

I did not.

So you're an illegal?

Kinda, just say nothing about it. I figured I could crash with either you or Zippy since you're the bosses.

We both started coughing at this, how the hell did he figure it out? Did Rooster snitch? Who else could know?

What do you mean? Who are the bosses? Certainly not us aha ha ha ha

You're not? I figured that since Thomas's signature is on the checks then it's probably him that's in charge.

Ah

And you're clearly close with him, you're either friends and he hired you as a favour or you're in charge also.

poo poo. Okay you caught us, don't tell anyone. Well Zippy, I guess the will we or won't we question has kinda been rendered null and void.



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Sorry about the delay, I just kinda hit a wall writing the tag match and was trying to think of how to do it. As per usual, spots on the roster are still available and if you want to have a match on the next show or have a feud then just let me know.

DelilahFlowers
Jan 10, 2020

Great update. It's cool that two of the CAW have good chemistry and they work similar styles.

Curious if Mike Truk and Bobson Dugnett are being angled to split and do some deathmatch stuff. Would be cool for a bigger show.

Also oof that crowd attendance. How does the attendance work? Does consistently putting up good matches raise the popularity and that boosts our attendance? Or is it advertisement?

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

DelilahFlowers posted:

Great update. It's cool that two of the CAW have good chemistry and they work similar styles.

Curious if Mike Truk and Bobson Dugnett are being angled to split and do some deathmatch stuff. Would be cool for a bigger show.

Also oof that crowd attendance. How does the attendance work? Does consistently putting up good matches raise the popularity and that boosts our attendance? Or is it advertisement?

Attendance works based on a mix of popularity and the state of the industry & economy. We have no popularity and the industry is kind of in the shitter at the moment. Championship Wrestling from Wigan is doing even worse, their best attended show was slightly less attended then our worst.

With Truk vs Dugnutt, I was kinda regretting hiring Truk after this show. He's just not that great and there's no lack of cheap brawlers in the US so I honestly should have splashed literally 10 more bucks to get someone a bit better.

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Double May Care
Mar 28, 2012

We need Dragon-type Pokemon to help us prepare our food before we cook it. We're not sure why!

I heard there was a new promotion? Not that I don't like my current one, just-uh... Y'know what, here's the form, call me later, bye!



NAME: Shay 2000
DOB: Oct 29, 2000
Date of Debut: June 16, 2019
Gender: Male
Race: Caucasian
Nationality: USA (Hometown: Austin, TX)
Based In: USA
Do you wear a mask?: No (but I could if you need me to!)

WRESTLING STYLE
Striker

BODY TYPE
Muscular

SIZE
Small - Minimum
Lightweight - Current
Middleweight - Maximum

ROLE
Wrestler (but really, put me wherever you need me!)

GIMMICK BASIS
Babyface Gimmick: Gen Z Kid - Realistic
Heel Gimmick: Cyborg - Gimmicky/Cartoonish

Finisher: 2K Takedown (Meteora)

Traits:
Amazing Babyface (I just get in the ring and be me.)
Comedy Match Worker (I get it, I'm kind of a joke.)
Risk Taker (Whatever helps sell the show.)
Giving Performer (I have to trust everyone in the promotion to do good work.)

Major Personality: Insecure (But I don't.)

Minor Personality:
Horndog (It's a long story, but I'm trying to be better.)
Highly Strung (My psychiatrist couldn't pin it down.)
Motormouth (But speaking of pins, did you see that botch last week?)
Loves the Business (This is the only thing I'm good at.)

ADDICTION
Drinker (Again, long story. Technically I'm not allowed to talk about it.)
Soft Drug User (What?)

MISC
Heavy Social Media User (Shay2000 started out as my username.)
Prodigy
Fitness Fanatic

[Yes this is also a WWWRPG character, why do you ask? :v:]

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