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crispix posted:I honestly had no idea April was ending this week :/ I've been back at work all week and I'm only vaguely aware it's Friday tomorrow
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May 1, 2020 00:20
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Borrovan posted:Testing target (reportedly) met. https://twitter.com/PaulbernalUK/status/1256258228624777217 They changed the criteria from "people tested" to "number of tests done"
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May 1, 2020 19:10
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Failed Imagineer posted:Still though, don't you ever get an urge to smoke some squidgy plastic hash and listen to the Prodigy? What I heard of the new album sounded like a bit of return to form. Not as good as 1990s Prod, but close enough. And then, well, you know
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https://twitter.com/Coldwar_Steve/status/1256660366853132289 The 9 bus runs from Reading station to Spencers Wood via Whitley Wood
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Gonzo McFee posted:https://twitter.com/JohnRentoul/status/1257033005341736961?s=19 What do you mean? https://twitter.com/SunApology/status/1257063179772923904
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May 3, 2020 22:48
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Vitamin P posted:Can't help but notice The Strange Death of Europe too. And also "How Michael Gove Saves The World" https://twitter.com/jewdas/status/1257084214371135492
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May 4, 2020 00:08
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May 4, 2020 14:04
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a pipe smoking dog posted:That is an enormous clock. totally missed the 'l' in the last word, still would have been relevant to the guy in the tweet (and also me)
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May 4, 2020 14:29
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goddamnedtwisto posted:Luton and Harrow are both like 20 minutes from the M25. Dalston's the real outlier there, it's pretty deep into London compared to the rest. I'd imagine that they've chosen these 15 as they group together on existing supply chain routes, so they can expand outwards from those as they ramp up. How they're grouped is a different discussion
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May 5, 2020 15:11
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May 5, 2020 19:13
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Love to say I'm surprised at the lows the press can sink to, but https://twitter.com/hendopolis/status/1257769588411908096
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May 5, 2020 21:35
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XMNN posted:https://twitter.com/Nigel_Farage/status/1258423522583613450?s=20 MV Oceana looks a lot bigger when it's in a dinky port
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May 7, 2020 20:15
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I haven't taken part in the #ClapForThePoorBastardsGettingTheShaftFromTheGovernmentInAllThis so far, but I have decided that next week I will procure a cowbell and a drumstick and stand outside my flat doing my best Will Farrell until I am arrested because ARE BRAVE BOYS
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May 8, 2020 00:38
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XMNN posted:there's no point really, the virus is over next week because Boris is bored of lockdown In all seriousness, I can't tell how serious it's being taken where I am. My usual commute from the heart of Southsea to the north of Portsea Island generally takes 35 minutes in normal rush hour and school traffic, and nowadays it takes 15 minutes but the volume of other cars and people I pass at the same time of day varies from "almost a normal Saturday" to "it's quiet for a Christmas Day". I'm not even sure the local Tesco has queues to get in any more, while the KFC does drive-thru and has about 15 cars waiting at all times
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May 8, 2020 00:47
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Guavanaut posted:Apparently the Christians are clustering underground. https://twitter.com/realflanmurray/status/1258707243173847040
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IIRC aren't GMP also the same plod who got caught on camera admitting to making up charges at the start of the lockdown?
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May 8, 2020 13:48
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I think they're making a big deal out of this as this is probably the last big anniversary where there's going to be a signficant number of veterans still alive
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May 8, 2020 17:35
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XMNN posted:with the Tories in charge of the pandemic response, you might as well remove the word "probably" judging by the distancing not being done on my street right now, you're correct
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May 8, 2020 17:41
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I'd like to say that's a problem isolated to mainland Portsmouth, but dickheads on my part of island Portsmouth were out and chatting for a part of the afternoon so this city is cursed
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May 8, 2020 21:46
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Dugong posted:Are hair clippers not sold out anywhere? I had a look on amazon last night as my hair is getting to the point where a trim is needed and the cheapest set was £35
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May 9, 2020 20:28
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This one is a little more honest https://twitter.com/ThatRyanD/status/1259553937323106304
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May 10, 2020 22:15
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Have we defeated racism in this country? https://twitter.com/IanWright0/status/1259833040626429954 No, we loving have not
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May 11, 2020 20:31
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Jose posted:The Apollo 11 documentary is on netflix and it's so loving good if you care about anything involving space seconding this, the soundtrack is amazing
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May 12, 2020 13:12
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If people have been given the go-ahead to go back to work, no-one told the people of Portsmouth as the roads were still exceptionally quiet this morning
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May 13, 2020 13:54
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In non-death plague news https://twitter.com/PSB_HQ/status/1260620528416632833 British bands will now need a customs document to play in Northern Ireland
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May 13, 2020 18:24
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Been sent home from work today as someone else in the office went home yesterday with suspected covid and went off to get a test, and I can't come back in until Monday now. I also can't do my actual job either because Airbus's advice was to "stay at home for 72 hours and do not leave the house", so welp
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Darth Walrus posted:https://twitter.com/adamboultonsky/status/1261317227195793410?s=21 the conga was a bad idea
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May 15, 2020 18:23
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Vitamin P posted:It's a bit sincere sure but morally and intellectually it's completely correct, you're just bitchmade and care less about other people than the poster you're quoting does. gently caress me, you really are the worst poster in this thread and how the gently caress have you not eaten any sort of probation for this poo poo?
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May 15, 2020 22:59
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I'm absolutely sure that Brum's BT tower wasn't even in the top 20 of the ugliest buildings in the city centre when I lived there between 1998 and 2003
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I had to do my first day back in the real world today, and of course, I needed to go into a care home which if I'd known before arriving I probably would have noped out of. As it was, they took my temperature with a digital thermometer before I was in the door, gave me a mask and let me get on with what I needed to do (reloaded some firmware which just involved staring at my laptop for an hour while it did it's thing)
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peanut- posted:how many fridges away is durham? There was a petrol station advert way back in the day that said you were always two toasters from Scunthorpe
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May 22, 2020 21:59
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Must have missed that event, Opinium!
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May 23, 2020 14:31
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:I keep reading this looking for the one that didn't happen, but I can't see it. Angepain posted:The uk should definitely vote to leave the uk. What has the uk ever done for the uk. Nothing.
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May 23, 2020 14:50
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May 23, 2020 23:01
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baka kaba posted:wonder whose idea it was to switch from STAY HOME to STAY ALERT whoever it was, they got paid a loving fortune to come up with it
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May 24, 2020 00:16
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stev posted:Maybe Laura will even let one or two go public if we're lucky. I've just had breakfast
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May 24, 2020 12:40
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https://twitter.com/hendopolis/status/1264660059222573057 when the Heil is sticking the boot in
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Total Meatlove posted:He only hosed Ulrika, not the country It depends if his decisions in the 2002 quarter final against Brazil count as loving or not, because it was at the very least gross incompetence
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