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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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The English cunts

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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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OwlFancier posted:

If jeremy corbyn was leader of the opposition he would have killed and eaten boris johnson on the floor of parliament by now.
So much for the pork-intolerant left

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Those look like steps to me. The steps to recovery and restarting the economy.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Jesus christ

Reminder that Monopoly was created by a woman as a criticism of capitalism, and the concept was then stolen and sold by a man.

Ratjaculation fucked around with this message at 17:18 on May 12, 2020

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Clap for NHS!!!

Freeze pay!!!

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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I wonder how much they'll still spend on the social distancing surveillance AI thing posted a few weeks back

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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wait... cleaners are people now?

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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stev posted:

Also how filthy are these people? At the moment we're giving our flat a light clean every other weekend and it's fine. Splitting the rooms means it doesn't take all that long - maybe 2-3 hours.

They are Important and Busy people, thus create more mess

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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crispix posted:

I think everyone should just get off twitter tbh. Come back and join those of us who never left web 1.0 :coffeepal:

<marquee>Hell yeah!</marquee>

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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she better have taken it down to use the material in creating one 20x larger, covering her entire house

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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the 90s weren't that bad, lets not forget it's the decade where gunge machines came to fruition on saturday night tv.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Yeah it's a great movi- STEPHEN!

I miss A+J

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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goddamnedtwisto posted:

Jay Foreman did a couple of good videos about this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daeB46Z4fjs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T_0FYHn0I0

but the rot is much older, there was massive ll-will between (the councils of) relatively-prosperous, Liberal-dominated Stepney and poorer ILP and Communist Poplar, for example. Urban legend has it that Poplar Town Hall is located right up at the north end of the borough so Poplar councilors wouldn't have to pass through Stepney to get to the LCC (it's not, but it's still a bit of a mystery how it ended up there)

If someone asked me to imagine the quintessential YouTube video cover pic, that's pretty close to what I'd imagine.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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I thought Glinner would have hosed up Alex Jones style and forgot to have hidden all the trans porn he watches by now, gotta be soon ... right?

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Dictatorships actively engaged in commiting genocide, re-education camps and black hole prisons are very trustworthy sources when it comes to deaths from a virus .

Ratjaculation fucked around with this message at 22:00 on May 18, 2020

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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I'm not watching the video because Blair's voice sickens me, but I assume he says he believes kids should go back to school because God spoke to him

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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i like my home and i refuse to blight it with work

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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I work* in conservation, and couldn't work from home even if I wanted. Unless bats suddenly move in to my attic (fingers crossed)

But I like having the separation from home; a place to relax in underwear, and work; a place where I must wear underwear. How do you WFHers do it?

*well, if everything wasn't on hold anyway

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Wait, I'm starting to think the W in WFH doesn't mean wank

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Aramoro posted:

On the note of getting up early, Moths!







White ermine

Lesser swallow prominent

Poplar hawk

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Only registered members can see post attachments!

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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it's a fittingly notoriously shite nightclub

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Likes to be called Dazza

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Guavanaut posted:


Waiting for the laughs to overtake the likes.

is that what a member of the tory government thinks the average uk house looks like?

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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i'd like to formally apologise to this thread. I never realised that pissflaps was an actual massive shithead, as opposed to someone who just liked to stir the pot about corbyn.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Jippa posted:

twitter are is an abomination in general.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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I hope they call the second spike in the next week or two The Second Cummings

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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If it is a recent photo, it's worth noting that the beach is huge, and that a telephoto lens shot from afar is not an accurate perspective of distancing.

Still, I mean, anyone who saw that and didn't immediately turn around is still a knobber though.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Maybe they all drove to Bournemouth to check that their eyesight was ok?

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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kingturnip posted:

I propose that anyone who drives from Liverpool to Bournemouth to go to the beach is a knobber irrespective of whether they turn around when they see that it's packed.

It's fine if they do it without stopping to let their kid pee though.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Opened that in a browser without adblock and gently caress me

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*Tiny paragraph*
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*Subscribe popup*

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Clap over. Virus over. Goon meet at spoons tomorrow?

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Pissflaps terfing it up on twitter during the comedown from his thrice daily trans porn wank sesh is not surprising, he and glinner share links I heard.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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A few pages ago, but I'm also seeing pro-Chinese ads everywhere online. Its a mystery why they are trying to control the narrative 🤷

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Perhaps I should download an adblock browser

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Underpaid and under-resourced staff killed by government incompetence HEROS WHO DIED IN LINE OF DUTY

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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actually., you can survive any fall from any height by doing a perfectly timed roll

if into water bombing has the same effect

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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Tombstoning is a time honoured tradition of Darwinism.

It's been popular at Durdle Door for years

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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this is a chat thread? i thought it existed solely for the endless sharing of tweets no one reads

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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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wotsits aren't crisps, they're congealed flavoured dust for wankers

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