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Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
"In the UK, Google says it is seeing a clear increase in activity despite the fact that the country's lockdown measures have not been relaxed.

The latest Google mobility report - which refers to last weekend - shows a marked increase in activity across the country.
It said visits to parks were only 10% below normal, while they were around 50% lower at the beginning of the lockdown."

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Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

My favourite story of the day.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1256607252875788288

Jippa fucked around with this message at 10:17 on May 3, 2020

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

josh04 posted:

If a friend tells you a humourous story about child naming it is always, 100% of the time, an urban myth. There is something about child-name urban myths which makes people determined to represent them as something they personally saw absolute proof of, despite them always being absolute bollocks.

A guy I used to work would describe events that happened in viral videos as if they either happened to him or someone he knew.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
David icke got banned from youtube.

https://twitter.com/LondonRealTV/status/1256945730675146752

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
https://twitter.com/EmmaManzini/status/1257056579196772357

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
I refuse to believe that emu meatballs isn't satire.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
People are seriously pissed off that mcdonald's isn't reopening in their area.


https://twitter.com/McDonaldsUK/status/1257595625757122560

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

Julio Cruz posted:

I assume it's cause their delivery depot is somewhere close to the Dartford crossing.

e: actually that doesn't make sense with Luton and Harrow

maybe they've picked the 15 closest to London with reasonably low footfall


They clearly hate whippets and flat caps.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
Laura is just shameless isn't she.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
Was Del Boy in charge of this?

https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1258279345333960704

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

yaffle posted:

You can't beat a nice cup of tea.


What is this abomination?

Never has this smile been more appropriate. :britain: I am crying union jack tears.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
Has anyone seen like homemade mannequins in people's gardens? I don't mind flags and stuff but seemed weird.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

Jesus. :stare:

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

Mebh posted:

Been non stop operatic national pride style music playing from some street party for the last 2 hours. Just cut off now at exactly 10pm thank christ as it was really starting to grate. The gently caress is wrong with people? We're in a Labour stronghold in a mining/steel town and they all still buy massively into the poo poo Tory VE day propaganda.

Honestly, I reckon people just need to let off steam in some way. They feel like this is socially acceptable.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

Dead Goon posted:

I found a picture of the graffiti I mentioned yesterday:



My favourite comments to come out of the uproar are "Just jealous they lost 75 years ago." and "On today of all days".

Some sensible people did suggest it was done by English people just to stir up poo poo, but then it was pointed out the spelling was correct which counts out the natives of the town.

Where is this?

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
My sister sent me this. It makes me feel slightly safer about doing my shopping. Worth a read.



https://erinbromage.wixsite.com/cov...j2EAE8rak_vxOe8

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
These wasps keep trying to build a nest right above front door just above head height. I keep taking it down. I am in a war of attrition. They really want this spot for some reason.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
Clapping is the UK's "thoughts and prayers".

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
There is apparently a 50 page guidance thingy coming out at 2pm today.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

Have we defeated racism in this country?

https://twitter.com/IanWright0/status/1259833040626429954

No, we loving have not

That is so depressing. What does that person even get out of doing that?

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
https://twitter.com/SeychelloisBoy/status/1259591416256356357

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
It felt weird and depressing to be in a traffic jam today.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

The Deleter posted:

This loving poo poo is why we'll never have a revolution or any form of uprising in this country. We're conditioned to see asking questions and holding our feudal lords to account as rude and insensitive.

True but my counterpoint is that I loving hate bumper stickers in the US.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
Those carex moisturised lotion bottles are 80p at the moment. I just bought a load of them yesterday.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

Bobstar posted:

British perfomative decorum. I was thinking about this once when out for a meal with people including my (extremely stereotypical American) boss' boss. A British person can pack far more rudeness into a sentence peppered with pleases and thank yous than this guy saying "hey could I get another beer?", but the latter would be judged rude for not having the ~~magic words~~.

Wait, is British politeness like Freemen on the land?

There is a weird distinction though. Americans use lots of "sir" and "maam" and "have a nice day" *fake smile*. I find that pretty off putting.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9PSg0sQyfs

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
I must be the only person that watches bbc4. :( I hope most of their shows get moved to bbc2 or something.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

Mebh posted:

Oh god, having lived in Europe for the last 6 years and just moved back (don't laugh) this hits too close. What the gently caress is with there being no mixer taps in this country?

Also having sinks so small that you can only fit one hand bent at an awkward angle in them, as you then sear all the skin off your bones on that hand to wash it, after dragging it around all the grime in the sink first.

I think it's because hot water tanks used to be not fit for drinking.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

Quality reply.

https://twitter.com/GavinWhenman/status/1261214078346944514

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
Quality.

https://twitter.com/Fozdike/status/1261645203884179456

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

Can someone zoom in on this banner. I really want to see what it says (is that ike)?

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

Amazing.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
Does anyone have a link to that bit talking about how much the guardian attacked corbyn?

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
My local garage opened today. Are mot's still pushed back by 6 months? I'm guessing I won't even be able to get a booking for ages.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
"London being bad for a night out" is up there with the "no good restaurants in paris" comment I read once in GWS.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

ThomasPaine posted:

Seriously, more manageably sized regional cities are way better. The only bars I could find in London were overpriced cocktail places, old school capital P pubs, and chain places. All of them were overpriced and completely impossible to find a seat in on a Friday/Sat and usually closed by midnight. I'm sure there are clubs but I'm not a club kinda person and really like having somewhere to sit and talk poo poo getting steaming till the early hours, and that was hard to come by. I appreciate that it's so massive these places probably exist if you know where to look but I certainly couldn't find any.


Honestly, you just didn't look hard enough.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

Nothingtoseehere posted:

Why does being rich mean you can't want poor people to have better lives?

Like, in the millionaire business owner sense it's because that directly undercuts your profits, but why does someone owning a house in London mean they can't want everyone to be able to own a house in London if they need to.

I think some use it just a lovely way of arguing/point scoring. Others genuinely lack empathy (the whole virtue signaling thing). Just yesterday owen jones was having to defend the corbyn section of labour from having too many public school people.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

a pipe smoking dog posted:

I think there is some beef from back when Piers was the editor of the Mirror and Boris was editing the Spectator.

Also worth remembering that for all his awful poo poo Piers Morgan has also historically had some good opinions, like his opposition to the Iraq War. Didn't he get fired from the Mirror because he refused to apologies to the army after accusing a bunch of soldiers or torturing Iraqi prisoners?

In conclusion Piers Morgan is a land of contrasts.

He printed fake photos of british soldiers abusing iraqi prisoners.

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Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-...s-idUSKBN22X2WA

(Reuters) - British Prime Minister Boris Johnson has instructed civil servants to make plans to end UK's reliance on China for vital medical supplies and other strategic imports in light of the coronavirus outbreak, The Times newspaper reported on Friday bit.ly/2AIukv1.

The plans, which have been code named ‘Project Defend’, include identifying Britain’s main economic vulnerabilities to potentially hostile foreign governments as part of a broader new approach to national security, the newspaper reported, adding that the efforts are being led by Foreign Secretary Dominic Raab.

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