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Bobstar posted:Know much about assisted suicide methods? I've only really read about one, which was drink an anti-emetic and then a poisonous something. Wondering if there are others. Be poor, vote Tory.
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 13:48 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 15:30 |
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The Question IRL posted:A new TV series called Upload is on Amazon Prime. that he dies in a self-driving car crash :elonmusk:
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# ¿ May 2, 2020 19:25 |
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I heard someone named their child Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson, can you imagine.
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# ¿ May 3, 2020 13:09 |
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OwlFancier posted:You see, when michael gove collects books by holocaust deniers, it's not antisemitic, becaus he isn't an antisemite. When left wing people do basically anything, it's antisemitic, because they're antisemites. * Builds entire house out of copies of Mein Kampf * It's ok, I used to be a journalist. For The Times.
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# ¿ May 4, 2020 19:53 |
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namesake posted:I really really wish that Johnson had died of COVID 19. Another bastard cheated death and we stay on the bad timeline
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# ¿ May 5, 2020 21:10 |
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crispix posted:But were there ROMPs involved. Were they SECRET and STEAMY Boris is only 5ft 9
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# ¿ May 6, 2020 14:08 |
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Jose posted:Send him to the glue factory Does he ever do interviews that aren't behind a paywall?
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# ¿ May 7, 2020 10:33 |
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Tesseraction posted:So the 'new style' JSA says that because I've worked and paid national insurance for over 3 years, I'm entitled to 6 months of JSA. It mentions nothing about meetings / job coaching. I'm I understanding right that they'll leave me alone to try and get a new job for six months, before I have to do those soul crushing interviews? I signed up when everything went they said normally they do that stuff but they don't have time now so just keep looking for jobs . I've not heard anything from them since I signed on. e: ^ Should have told her you just really like| are Jesus. sinky fucked around with this message at 17:18 on May 7, 2020 |
# ¿ May 7, 2020 17:16 |
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The contact tracing app has not detected enough clapping at 8pm
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# ¿ May 7, 2020 21:08 |
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SCP or government lockdown advice?quote:Exclusive: report criticising government lockdown proposals heavily redacted before release
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# ¿ May 8, 2020 12:50 |
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Is it just me or has the use of the word 'forensic' in conjunction with the word 'Starmer' reduced in the last week or so? It's Google Trends.
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# ¿ May 10, 2020 10:07 |
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vaguely posted:is it time for a general strike yet or do a few tens of thousands more people need to die first? It's time for Starmer to meet with business owners.
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# ¿ May 10, 2020 20:03 |
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EvilHawk posted:Could someone explain how I should be acting when we're at a 4.1 compared to a 3.9? Should I tut if I see my neighbours in their front garden instead of their back?
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# ¿ May 10, 2020 20:05 |
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Tory assisted speedrun
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# ¿ May 10, 2020 20:34 |
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for people that have jobs https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1260172976709918720?s=20
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# ¿ May 12, 2020 12:44 |
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bornbytheriver posted:Why would you have some queen related art work behind you? Stupid cock. You don't have pictures of the queen on every wall of your home??
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# ¿ May 12, 2020 14:16 |
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I can't belive it, boris lied quote:The government has privately conceded there will be checks on goods crossing the Irish sea post Brexit, months after Boris Johnson insisted there would be no such trade barriers. Does this mean the Irish Unification of 2024 is still on track?
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# ¿ May 13, 2020 17:12 |
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Guavanaut posted:Also this is my favourite diagram from the regs because it's like a cross between everything my dad said never to do with electricity and a wish dot com tea urn, but is completely legit. Is that like one of these? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EViyccc2t9w
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# ¿ May 14, 2020 14:11 |
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Only 59.73% to go until we get that heard immunity https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1260934733992570889?s=20 i know positive isn't the same thing
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# ¿ May 14, 2020 16:12 |
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So are they still going to spend £4 billion on restoring Westminster while privatising every service and selling everything possible to ~pay off the coronavirus credit card~ ? (I know the answer is yes)
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# ¿ May 15, 2020 13:03 |
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Borrovan posted:LET OUR CHILDREN BE HEROES
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# ¿ May 15, 2020 13:32 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2020 19:22 |
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OwlFancier posted:Someone should make total war game where your quest is to unify the greater london area under one banner. The new Assassins Creed is vikings so instead you can just burn England and stab the king.
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# ¿ May 17, 2020 14:25 |
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Can't believe all the asian countries faked their stats to make the west look bad
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# ¿ May 18, 2020 21:44 |
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Jose posted:guess who her brother in law is It's amazing how our media is made entirely of people married to government ministers.
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# ¿ May 19, 2020 12:09 |
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namesake posted:Yes I strongly suspect the incoming waves of austerity will be justified by "The rich/financial institutions want the money and we can't do without them." rather than any appeals about sustainability or improving economic performance.
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# ¿ May 20, 2020 14:40 |
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Also this happened todayquote:Court rules bar set too high for NHS surcharge and visa fee waivers
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# ¿ May 21, 2020 17:16 |
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Pity the wage for a lot of people is going to be £0 from now on
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# ¿ May 22, 2020 18:49 |
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Magic Mango posted:Is starting the conference half an hour late a genius move that my tiny mammal brain can’t appreciate or just another fuckup? It's a power play to show you plebs whos in charge I will now poo poo myself on live TV.
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# ¿ May 25, 2020 16:34 |
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Disgusting Coward posted:The rumpled, blotchy, totally amoral fella with dishevelled hair and the crumpled mac? Boris Johnson?
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# ¿ May 25, 2020 18:00 |
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sassassin posted:Welsh government says it's okay for two households (both alike in dignity) to meet but only if they live within 5 miles of one another so mum has now decided it's not okay to bring the big ladder over so I can de-rat/mouse/TBA my attic. If you declare your house is actually a castle then it's ok.
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# ¿ May 29, 2020 13:09 |
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goddamnedtwisto posted:Nobody's ever won a war by just saying "Yeah but your mum" though. There are always casualties in war. If there weren't it wouldn't be war; just be a rather nasty argument with lots of pushing and shoving. e: if there where 166 covid deaths per second the government would still end the lockdown. sinky fucked around with this message at 09:43 on May 30, 2020 |
# ¿ May 30, 2020 09:41 |
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Who can solve this conundrum
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# ¿ May 30, 2020 19:55 |
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Guavanaut posted:It's the perfect case to get both Black Lives Matter and the "if anyone threatens my home and family I'll shoot, read The Constitution" lot literally up in arms, and I hope at a bare minimum it prompts a review of SWAT warrior cop poo poo. They'll start doing no knock drone strikes to stop ARE TROUPES coming to harm.
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