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Dell_Zincht posted:
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how the gently caress is this not in the OP https://twitter.com/piercepenniless/status/1256218871385726978?s=20 e: also why does it look like Simpsons Eisenhower
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May 1, 2020 17:37
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Still though, don't you ever get an urge to smoke some squidgy plastic hash and listen to the Prodigy? E: I guess by 2003 prodigy were a bit old, but we still listened to the old poo poo
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Bobstar posted:I agree and am not a prescriptivist at all, but tongue-in-cheekly I think we need a replacement word, for situations like this I think people do this now colloquially just with short phrases like "no joke" "no lie" "forreal" or whatever your local equivalent is. I don't see much ambiguity in practice
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May 3, 2020 12:02
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Bobstar posted:Yeah that works, as I say my "objection" is functional, and as Bugman said above, humans will always tend to create a functional way to communicate. This is why I've adopted John Roderick's thing of pronouncing "pedant" as "pendant", and seeing how many fish I can reel in.
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May 3, 2020 12:17
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josh04 posted:If a friend tells you a humourous story about child naming it is always, 100% of the time, an urban myth. There is something about child-name urban myths which makes people determined to represent them as something they personally saw absolute proof of, despite them always being absolute bollocks. it's racism, op e: Number 12 Looks Just Like You
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May 3, 2020 12:43
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Guavanaut posted:
drat, the anglicisation of my Irish name seems to be high on the lists of "chavvy" names, TIL
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bionic vapour boy posted:It's literally just almonds that have been soaked in water, its supposed to make the nutrients in them easier to digest. I don't really know how that's supposed to be massively different to uh, what happens when you chew them though? It's always struck me as Woo The one paper I can see about it seems to suggest that all soaking does make you fart slightly more https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s00394-017-1543-7 I mean it's possible it helps you absorb fractionally more nutrients, but 100% if you care about this you have an empty life
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May 4, 2020 15:47
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Maugrim posted:This is literally no-one with kids under the age of, ooh, about 20 fyi One of my brothers has an 8yo kid, another brother has 3 kids under 6. Their lockdown experiences have been very different
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May 6, 2020 09:17
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goddamnedtwisto posted:basically a proposal to wipe out everything between Downing Street and Parliament  goddamnedtwisto posted:and replace it  ah nvm
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May 6, 2020 09:23
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High blood pressure being protective is maybe not that strange if you consider that a common feature of cytokine release syndrome is dangerously low BP that needs to be treated with steroids, IV fluids and vasopressors
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May 7, 2020 15:35
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What historian would have predicted that it would be the British left completely brain-broken by WW2? Although of course, they were always broken
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May 7, 2020 16:32
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Lol https://twitter.com/RopesToInfinity/status/1258371614338670594?s=19
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May 7, 2020 16:42
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Coohoolin posted:If anyone's really bored and has a guitar they bought one day and then never got around to learning give me a shout, I can offer a goon discount. Same offer, but I'll just laugh at your inability to economy pick while I atonally shred with no backing track
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May 7, 2020 17:18
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It's 2020, all drugs are suppositories now.
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May 7, 2020 20:00
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crispix posted:. I would love to know what they spend all that time talking about I assume there's just talking about their cars, and watching Fast and Furious movies on TVs installed in their steering wheels
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May 8, 2020 10:27
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Guavanaut posted:Apparently the Christians are clustering underground. Using Tor to buy Bibles off Empire Market and proselytize to my Morlock congregation
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May 8, 2020 11:16
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goddamnedtwisto posted:https://twitter.com/Independent/status/1258656804143276032 To shreds, you say? Tsk tsk tsk.
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Guavanaut posted:The 7-in-1 Instant Pot can be a pressure cooker, a slow cooker, a yogurt maker, and presumably 4 other things. It's great, that plus an Aifryer does 80% of the kitchen work for me
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Guavanaut posted:Paul Thomas in The Paper That Supported Hitler right on cue... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDuHXTG3uyY
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May 8, 2020 23:45
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Brendan Rodgers posted:What if conscientous objection hit a kind of critical mass? If millions of soldiers on all sides refused to get on the plane, and took the punishment for it, and in the process made the war unviable. It would come at personal cost, but I think notions of "cowardice" have changed since WW1 and each following war changed things further, with the draft becoming unthinkable in many countries. 
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May 9, 2020 10:02
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StarkingBarfish posted:Cilla is a goon. yeah this is astonishingly UKMT
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May 9, 2020 10:07
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lmao that the Tory messaging is bad even Arlene Foster won't adopt it
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May 10, 2020 16:55
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Angepain posted:i think you'll find they've already covered that one with their very helpful new slogan Arbeit Macht Frei?
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May 10, 2020 17:53
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gently caress would hate to be working in an NHS COVID ward in early June
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May 11, 2020 09:05
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Hot weather doesn't seem to be any sort of deterrent. People will no doubt point to the slow spread of COVID in Africa, but you have to consider their relative air-travel isolation, sparse population on most of the continent, experience with Ebola and other outbreaks, and the fact that only something like 4% of the African demographic are 65+ (as opposed to 20-25% in the West). Lagos is gonna get hit hard as gently caress pretty soon
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May 11, 2020 09:38
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OwlFancier posted:If jeremy corbyn was leader of the opposition he would have killed and eaten boris johnson on the floor of parliament by now. I think Corbyn might be loving it just as bad as Starmer if he were still the Shadow Prince. Or at least, that the British public has been conclusively proven to be loving morons who don't want good things
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May 11, 2020 12:40
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And then he would say that at PMQs, get monstered by all the media for Talking Britane Down and doing an ableism against a COVID survivor hero, and LAB would drop another 5 points
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May 11, 2020 12:46
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Barry Foster posted:not really, you say what's right no matter how our idiot press and country react, Corbs is doing that Yeah this. I mean I could have phrased that better, I obviously think it's morally better to have principles and get crucified for them, than to be a political jellyfish. I just don't think the end result would have been much better. I also understand this is not new information to anyone here, sometimes you just gotta lol
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May 11, 2020 12:56
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Prince John posted:Could you be considered NFA if you weren't living on the streets but had been provided with temporary accommodation for the duration of the pandemic? That might explain the apparent inconsistency if so. Seems like the prosecution would mention that specific address in that case tho?
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May 12, 2020 08:47
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forkboy84 posted:I mean she wasn't the head of state any more than Ivanka Trump is the head of state of the US. Louis XVI was the HoS of the Kingdom of France. I don't know if that's the best comparison, since Trump floated Ivanka as the next head of the World Bank, and she could probably convince her old lad to do almost anything (though the mind balks at what he might demand in return)
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May 12, 2020 11:22
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Guavanaut posted:All involved with Jimmy Savile too. Maybe Jim was the last thing keeping British society together. Maybe it was like an Ursula K LeGuin story, and the perfect utopia of Britane could only be maintained by the presence of an apex nonce at the top of the food chain, tacitly accepted by the populace.
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May 12, 2020 14:41
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Gonzo McFee posted:He's seriously mentally ill and after being radicalised by the TERFs has completely lost touch with reality. Daily reminder that it started because he lost a ball and developed a pathology about emasculation
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May 13, 2020 08:20
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justcola posted:Start getting that toilet paper in now, you'll thank me in the 'summer of the dirty arse' as it will come to be known. You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Skid
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May 13, 2020 12:53
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stay home, stay woke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3bUg8wsgVE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dQMHBy3NvQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp7eSUU9oy8
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May 13, 2020 13:05
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learnincurve posted:My brain shut down and I started blocking blue ticks at “it gives them a sense of self worth” PARKLIFE sinky posted:
It is assured
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May 13, 2020 17:26
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Bardeh posted:When I lived in Thailand people I saw people who had trained monkeys to climb trees to get coconuts for them. If you owned that bookcase you'd need a bookcase monkey. You mean a Librarian?
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May 14, 2020 07:36
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Propping open doors probably breaking a bunch of fire codes anyway. H&S Paradox
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BBC4 had a cool documentary/live concert with Slipknot the other week which was highly entertaining but also looked like it cost about 5 quid. So what I'm saying is maybe they should just pivot to more Slipknot-focused content
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