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twoday posted:Reminder that there is a BCG trial going on right now run by Texas A&M which is looking for 1,800 volunteers im waiting for the one about smoking.
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:Current guesses: edit: 106,969 Lpzie has issued a correction as of 02:15 on May 1, 2020 |
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May 1, 2020 02:06
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i just rear end blasted my prediction. bean up!
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May 1, 2020 03:08
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drat i should have guessed like -69 instead. we're gonna completely undo all covid deaths and there'll be a few articles about how covid actually got some people pregnant.
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May 1, 2020 07:33
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truly the ends times: forced to stay at home, pretending to do work, and eating a lot of good foods. no other generation has suffered as ours has
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May 1, 2020 10:09
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im gtting covid for the clout. follow me on ig,fb,twitter,youtube,tiktok
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May 1, 2020 21:49
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america would be really cool if we melted down all the guns, made katanas, and everyone open carried. "enter my kill zone with covid and i'll strike you down!" every senator and congressperson carries the blade of their state.
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May 1, 2020 23:07
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a bunny a day keeps the covid away, my son...
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May 1, 2020 23:20
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2036 c.e., group from the city finally found me. they're amazed i survived without food for so long. told them i sustained myself eating bullets and rear end.
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May 1, 2020 23:45
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come on baby!! double every 4 days! daddy needs a new lung! *cugh couh*
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May 2, 2020 02:07
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each email had a custom hashtag. you'll be ousted,, drawn and quartered
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May 2, 2020 02:09
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reality has a doomer lean
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May 2, 2020 02:13
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to recover lost profits, let's overbook every cruise. pack them in like sardines. it's good for our bottom line.
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May 2, 2020 03:17
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BONGHITZ posted:everyone drop what you are doing and buy and play "return to obra dinn". all of you. thanks. power word- Jeb! posted:that's the game where you remember sailor 
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May 2, 2020 06:08
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just mark everyone that got the trumpbux as having a job, sucking the govt. tweat! must reply positively to trumps tweets. email in proof. get your money. easy solution.
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May 2, 2020 07:47
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no shoes no shirt no covid no service
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May 2, 2020 22:11
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Rah! posted:only trust ur fists this is what works for me
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May 3, 2020 01:59
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covid-19 is a figment of the liberal media and the pharma industry to scare you into buying useless ppe and cure-alls. now, i've read the arguments on both sides, and i haven't found any evidence yet to support the need to wear a mask. Ever.
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May 3, 2020 06:06
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i ready my blade and hold my stance..... i yell "pull!". she rubs a feather under her nose. it's coming.... she sneezes, an explosion of covid in the air. my arm moves faster than the eye can see. covid elimination: 100%. hmph!
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May 4, 2020 00:17
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TheLemonOfIchabod posted:Trump just said he’s going to "urge" universities to reopen in the fall. Faculty and grad students will probably strike if that happens imo yeah i'm never going back . zooming my way to a phd.
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May 4, 2020 00:39
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meijers here in IL had arrows for traffic flow. half the store ignored them. a lot of people without masks. always the people you'd imagine. lol.
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May 4, 2020 00:46
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Flesh Forge posted:trump lives in a vibrant fantasy world where everything is true and all things are happening simultaneously i just figure he has pyro vision constantly running.
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May 4, 2020 00:48
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gonna make a qcs post about opening a new subforum to home school our kids. start signing up for classes to teach now. i will of course teach the blade for 2 hours every week on zoom with household objects like broomsticks and harry potter wands.
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May 4, 2020 05:07
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Inceltown posted:[big liz plank video] endorsing joe biden huh? shameful! trump did nothing wrong, best response ever. 10/10. should be higher though, like 15/15? maybe even 20/20. just a tremendous job.
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May 4, 2020 08:15
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i go for long walks these days, beaches, trails, festivals, whatever. all thanks to VR!!! ty VR!!
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May 4, 2020 20:36
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facetoucher cat posted:My husband did that this weekend with a copilot and played some War Thunder. It makes me horribly sick unfortunately because it's super cool plz don't doxx me!
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May 4, 2020 20:47
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i'm on the crystal stage but it snapped in half. dunno if that counts as 1 now or it i gotta shove the rest in there.
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May 4, 2020 20:54
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lol i too live in a fictional world where the ppl at the top "know" things rather than the horror-inducing reality that nobody has any idea wtf they're doing or who's in control save for the desire of self enrichment. that's why i believe alien lizard bankers rule the world and have been in control of everything. there's a plan, there's a plan, there's a plan i repeat to myself as chaos reigns around me.
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May 4, 2020 21:28
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Snake Dance posted:Mods at the end of the month please probate/ban the top 5 posters in this thread cruel but fair...
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May 4, 2020 22:00
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also post the thread rating list, and ban the 1s.
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May 4, 2020 22:01
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that's not how you rationalize the denominator you stupif loving cat
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May 4, 2020 23:59
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facetoucher cat posted:I want to get a jumping rope but I think my neighbors would be against it. I just can't find a workout that has kept me interested inside solo just dance 2020 on switch
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May 5, 2020 01:06
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Syncopated posted:Apparently the French retroactively tested blood samples from a dude that had pneumonia in late december and he had Corona. No known contact with people travelling or whatever. Maybe this has already been discussed itt idk yeah, and we all agreed covid has learned to travel back in time. just today covid was found on the shroud of turin.
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May 5, 2020 10:54
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euphronius posted:so the truml admin didn’t do anything to stop covid, stole as much masks and Ppe they could, gave their buddies 3 trillion dollars, launched a propaganda campaign to ignite terrorists and make people thing the virus is fake, and then quit trying in mid May the aristocrats!
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May 5, 2020 23:26
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menus in restaurants will now not only ask about spice levels but if you had covid to know if they gotta dump spices in your dish
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May 5, 2020 23:36
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most of ya''ll already got tits, you'll be fine..
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May 6, 2020 00:03
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lol that america is just passing turns without toggling the covid research node.
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May 6, 2020 08:34
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xrunner posted:No. The other kind of coyotes. The use them as ballast for the return trip to Mexico. turn left and bing bong you're free!
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shatters the "break in case of emergency" glass. pulls out a red brick with "high RWA" written in sharpie on the face. proceeds to smash head in until i love trump.
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