[Covid-19 May] The study of hydroxychloroquine shows a significant increase in death

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pnumoman: Sep 26, 2008; I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.

Notorious R.I.M. posted:

COVID-19 MAY 2020 USA CUM DEATHS GUESSING GAME
Guess how many cumulative deaths we have on worldometer's COVID-19 report for May 31st for the USA. The closest guess gets the satisfaction of being smarter than a bunch of idiot epidemiologists. If you are dead on May 31st, you may not redeem this prize. The guessing window closes at +07:00 GMT on May 2nd.

354,789

If I'm right, I'm a time traveller from the future and you should all give me money to hear my thoughts

# ¿ May 1, 2020 01:20

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 18:08

pnumoman: Sep 26, 2008; I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.

I honestly lost a ton of respect for Sweden's government. They literally traded lives for a slightly slower economic downturn, but surprise surprise, your economy will still be in the shitter and you killed a bunch of people who probably wouldn't have died with a lockdown. Congrats, what did you achieve exactly? A feeling of normalcy for a while?

And that swedish government official who was surprised by the nursing home deaths: WTF? Did you think your nursing homes are special? Just telling people no visits will be enough? What a bunch of loving idiots, I never want to hear poo poo about the US government from a Swede ever again

# ¿ May 7, 2020 11:45

pnumoman: Sep 26, 2008; I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.

facetoucher cat posted:

https://twitter.com/KTVU/status/1258841600744140800

Hope they remember how principled he is when the evictions start and this rear end in a top hat hides behind, "just doing my job/upholding the law"

# ¿ May 8, 2020 23:32

pnumoman: Sep 26, 2008; I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.

empty whippet box posted:

low key always has been

Absolutely

# ¿ May 10, 2020 08:50

pnumoman: Sep 26, 2008; I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.

lovely testing is the US' original sin, and we still don't have it down. Until that changes, we will always be flying blind.

# ¿ May 12, 2020 15:11

pnumoman: Sep 26, 2008; I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

shadowrun future is the future we deserve

# ¿ May 12, 2020 15:19

pnumoman: Sep 26, 2008; I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.

Inceltown posted:

Well, it's a good thing she's not in charge.

# ¿ May 14, 2020 01:22

pnumoman: Sep 26, 2008; I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.

FizFashizzle posted:

Pissing poo poo

WTF, this is horrifying, please keep the stories coming.

# ¿ May 29, 2020 03:43

pnumoman: Sep 26, 2008; I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.

Solarin posted:

imagine how poo poo life was back when salt was an extremely expensive commodity

I dunno, they say you couldn't get yelled at online back then so it couldn't have been that bad.

# ¿ May 29, 2020 15:17

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 18:08

pnumoman: Sep 26, 2008; I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.

blatman posted:

I unironically wanted Soylent to not be deadly garbage juice so it would eventually become food pills, cooking is great and so is eating good stuff but man would that be insanely convenient to just be able to pop a pill at meal time and not lose or gain weight unless I specifically subtracted or added pills to the pile

in my dream-utopia the food pills are also gummy worms and dosage is handled by worm length, in accordance with the prophecy

edit: since this is a page snipe, here's the current-gen version of the food worm, this food worm pill is 4000 calories in a manageable three-pound package https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B07XFH5HZ3?tag=duc12-20&linkCode=osi&th=1&psc=1

A three pound slab is a manageable package?

# ¿ May 29, 2020 17:08

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