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karoshi
Nov 4, 2008

"Can somebody mspaint eyes on the steaming packages? TIA" yeah well fuck you too buddy, this is the best you're gonna get. Is this even "work-safe"? Let's find out!

Notorious R.I.M. posted:

COVID-19 MAY 2020 USA CUM DEATHS GUESSING GAME
Guess how many cumulative deaths we have on worldometer's COVID-19 report for May 31st for the USA. The closest guess gets the satisfaction of being smarter than a bunch of idiot epidemiologists. If you are dead on May 31st, you may not redeem this prize. The guessing window closes at +07:00 GMT on May 2nd.

251k cumd.

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karoshi
Nov 4, 2008

"Can somebody mspaint eyes on the steaming packages? TIA" yeah well fuck you too buddy, this is the best you're gonna get. Is this even "work-safe"? Let's find out!

Notorious R.I.M. posted:

Current guesses:



If anyone knows any Smart Epidemiologists with predictions for May 31st please let me know

Please add our friend here:


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SKULL.GIF posted:

It's already in there though

I'm an idiot, S15E07

karoshi has issued a correction as of 02:13 on May 1, 2020

karoshi
Nov 4, 2008

"Can somebody mspaint eyes on the steaming packages? TIA" yeah well fuck you too buddy, this is the best you're gonna get. Is this even "work-safe"? Let's find out!
The original outbreak started from a few seeders from airports and ports. Reopening starts from 100.000s of seeders spread uniformly over the country. This is gonna be bad.

karoshi
Nov 4, 2008

"Can somebody mspaint eyes on the steaming packages? TIA" yeah well fuck you too buddy, this is the best you're gonna get. Is this even "work-safe"? Let's find out!
You've got to hand it the GOP, they are gonna generate a great data-set on covid-19's R0. Once the real data is FOIA'ed in 10 years.

karoshi
Nov 4, 2008

"Can somebody mspaint eyes on the steaming packages? TIA" yeah well fuck you too buddy, this is the best you're gonna get. Is this even "work-safe"? Let's find out!
“Healthcare? Why are you so concerned with saving their lives? The whole idea is to kill the bastards. At the end of the pandemic, if there are two regular folks and one of them people, we win.”
― Thomas S. Power , Wisconsin Chief Justice

karoshi
Nov 4, 2008

"Can somebody mspaint eyes on the steaming packages? TIA" yeah well fuck you too buddy, this is the best you're gonna get. Is this even "work-safe"? Let's find out!
https://www.sciencemag.org/news/2014/07/people-would-rather-be-electrically-shocked-left-alone-their-thoughts

brb, loving a wall socket

karoshi
Nov 4, 2008

"Can somebody mspaint eyes on the steaming packages? TIA" yeah well fuck you too buddy, this is the best you're gonna get. Is this even "work-safe"? Let's find out!

Refusal to be injected with DRAPM! juice before 12/31/2020 voids your unemployment benefits and/or your green card.

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karoshi
Nov 4, 2008

"Can somebody mspaint eyes on the steaming packages? TIA" yeah well fuck you too buddy, this is the best you're gonna get. Is this even "work-safe"? Let's find out!
Spain: "Enrique, today I yearn for freedom, meet me at the main entrance with the Mercedes convertible, a flag and a megaphone."
https://twitter.com/Jjsb441/status/1261976943144075264
Funnily, the police is not cracking down on the richest part of Madrid going on the street to protest the "socialcommunist" government. :birdthunk:

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