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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

I <3 roni

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Flavius Aetass posted:

you got a fuckin audio calendar or what

Buddy, they don't even let me gently caress the audio calendar.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

babypolis posted:

thank you for the response. i am wiser now and will not repeat the chud lines anymore

Note when they're talking about the economy they're talking about two things -- the workers and capital -- because the economy is more than just capital. By saying 'save the economy' they're saying kill workers to spare capital and not actually meaning save the economy.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Notorious R.I.M. posted:

COVID-19 MAY 2020 USA CUM DEATHS GUESSING GAME
Guess how many cumulative deaths we have on worldometer's COVID-19 report for May 31st for the USA. The closest guess gets the satisfaction of being smarter than a bunch of idiot epidemiologists. If you are dead on May 31st, you may not redeem this prize. The guessing window closes at +07:00 GMT on May 2nd.

120,021 give me that palindrome point score baby

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

euphronius posted:

for 2020 ?

lol, they mean for May.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Trump should be in the spreadsheet with 15

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

jetz0r posted:

420,069 cum deaths

What about

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/COVID19Tracking/status/1256018926367956992

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/1256023804758949891

Pooky posted:

A whole lot of you seem to think we've peaked

lmao no. I think they're going to stop reporting poo poo.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Dammerung posted:

I take it that nobody's going to be flanked from the left anytime soon.

Biden has already been flanked on the left by Trump :chaostrump:

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Mistle posted:

Question, can radium revive the "forums cancer" thing, but change it to "forums roni" and give it to the top poster in these threads? TIA

Radium is long gone and current dev team isn't really keep on cancer coming back.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/AtlRealityTV/status/1256033907394392078

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

How do you tell the cum deaths from the regular deaths?

They start with

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

So I've been reading up on this coronavirus thing and I've got to say, it's not good folks. Not good at all.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Flunky posted:

Outbreak Steakhouse

That's a solid username

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

snoo posted:

hahahaha I'm so loving scared

Don't worry snoo. Most people go through life not knowing what will kill them, at least you don't have that to worry about.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Marzzle posted:

i bet it will be further than you'd think

That won't be hard because I don't think. Life is much better that way.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019






elon really going full chud

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

spaceblancmange posted:

I can't wait to see this pandemics imdb page.

Times person of the year: Coronavirus.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

facetoucher cat posted:

I figured out that I wake up around 4:30am/5am every morning when my husband goes pee then my cats wake up and then in turn wake me up because "FOOD TIME MOTHER" so obviously the only resolution is to have him start wearing adult diapers to bed

Have you considered just staying up till 5?

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Just bumped into my boomer neighbours while taking the trash out. They're just coming back from holidays at a friends farm to move down to their holiday house for a few weeks. Really hope the police catch them travelling and fine the gently caress out of them.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Agrajag posted:

20 seconds of fat dude with a mohawk ranting

no thanks

I'm right here

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Mayor Dave posted:

That's what Twitter's account creation defaults to-your name and a string of random numbers. Most people will choose something besides the default, but the botnets don't give a gently caress and a lot of boomers miss it during sign up.

Don't forget now that there is also the ironic alt-reich use of it due to said default bot / boomer situation.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019




My deepest gratitude to all these patriots for helping ensure we get closer to the roni death number I predicted :zpatriot:

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

facetoucher cat posted:

*holiday house* like, WTF? I thought I was living large when for the first time in my life I moved into a 2 bedroom apartment that I'm on the lease

Welcome to being a boomer. 2 houses for them, none for younger generations.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/therealbradbabs/status/1256289864070443008

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

FAUXTON posted:

Country's
Only
Virtue
Is
Death

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/irisherself/status/1256360764018790400

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1255982796230680576

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/NYGovCuomo/status/1256322200241496065

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/MCHammer/status/1256364231902941184

:trumppop:

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/PaulLewis/status/1256181163510714368

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


:hmmyes:

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/BrandyZadrozny/status/1256382338071760899

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

mycomancy posted:

Lol I'm totally gonna win the Death Pool.

You cheated though with your 'maths' and 'thinking'

mycomancy posted:

Doubling time: 6 days
Death count on May 31 for the United States: 2,293,629

Edit: the growth of total cases is usually pretty close to the death growth rate, March's being 2.69 days per doubling (nice) and April being 12.97.
If I'm right and the 6 days per doubling is correct we'll see ~40 million cases on May 31.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Cum
O
V
Infections
D

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

BONGHITZ posted:

im going on a cruise

I'm going to go cruising which has the same name but is something different. :gay:

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

galenanorth posted:

https://www.sltrib.com/news/politics/2020/05/01/sen-mitt-romney-proposes/

"Sen. Mitt Romney proposes ‘Patriot Pay’ to give essential workers a $12 per hour raise" through July

lmao, Biden gonna get beaten on the left by Romney.

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