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This gave me a sensible chuckle last week seeing these stories one after another 1 hr · BREAKING: 26 new COVID-19 deaths were reported Tuesday, the biggest daily jump outside of a statistical anomaly last week. 4 mins · Gov. Mike Parson used hospitalization data Tuesday to make the case for why the state should proceed with reopening. Also lol at there being more cases today than there's been in weeks
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Some gym in my area is advertising that they have uv lamps that will run while people work out to keep everything clean Either they do nothing or there's gonna be a bunch of crispy gym rats lol
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May 3, 2020 14:24
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the local news had a vid of them doing jumping jacks and poo poo in front of it but I can't find it on their facebook https://www.facebook.com/APIPROJECTFITNESS/videos/257871488728293/ why my eyes hurt lol 
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May 3, 2020 14:34
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May 3, 2020 14:40
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very disrespectful of this virus to show up when the weather got nice
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May 3, 2020 16:25
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I'm gonna be pissed if I don't get to go to my yearly people watching concert I always get to see the coolest tattoos on old leather at these 
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May 3, 2020 17:11
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The people from offspring are overweight but still sound hella good in concert One singer from 311 is a vampire and the other one got hit by age stick hard as hell and sweat through his shirt halfway through the first song
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May 3, 2020 18:30
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Lonestar is legit scary If you can't eat red meat in my state they are allowed to exile you to one of the wussier states
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May 3, 2020 22:43
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Local news said China never warned us about the Asian flu and then they segued immediately to the Asian hornet being a menace
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May 4, 2020 13:03
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Also what exactly did trump shut down They keep acting like father trump shut down the states to protect everyone
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May 4, 2020 13:05
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That's what I thought but they keep using that phrase shut down the economy Like yes immigration is economy but they always act like trump has some giant lever
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May 4, 2020 13:10
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lol just remembered Elon buying those cpaps
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May 4, 2020 13:26
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Boomers have N95s because they have houses and renovations need N95s and they have packs of them because they were eventually going to use them anyways
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May 4, 2020 13:35
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Netflix started putting some actual good movies on recently like naked gun and airplane Also everyone should watch "happy!" and z nation especially if you need something dumb to be playing in the background
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May 4, 2020 15:14
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BMX Ninja posted:There's quite a lot of good stuff, especially if you can region-hop with VPN. The hard part is finding it since their algorithm really wants everyone to watch the same small number of shows. There are sites that crawl Netflix and list all the content in A-Z format. Same for Prime, which has way more content in the UK than Netflix. The best coronavirus documentary is a show called Medical Police and it kicks rear end https://i.imgur.com/WWlm0EZ.gifv https://i.imgur.com/SWxchkh.gifv
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May 4, 2020 16:07
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All of the trails in town have big signs with stuff like stay six feet apart walk single file with six feet trailing space wear masks stay to the right get off the trail if you need to stop moving keep dogs on four foot leashes And basically no one follows it Whole families going for a walk and taking the whole trail up because they have to walk like the avengers shoulder to shoulder and they DO NOT yield to oncoming traffic People walking their babies in strollers as their dog runs all over the place old people huffing and puffing and bellowing hellos at you while maskless
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May 4, 2020 16:13
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lol just lol at people in cspam acting like cspam isn't just a place to complain about stuff
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May 4, 2020 16:38
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~if you have to go to the grocery store for food you are part of the problem~
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May 4, 2020 17:08
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I'm surprised Corona hasn't started up a bunch of thinkpieces called Holy poo poo daytime tv loving sucks how is this programming legal
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May 4, 2020 17:39
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yeah how is being outside against the rules in america lmao *looks at laws against doing anything in midwest state during coronavirus* whoops there are none
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May 4, 2020 18:45
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May 4, 2020 19:13
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That's only the robotic vitamin d
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May 4, 2020 19:56
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everyone please stop quoting that tweet that makes the virus look like pepperonis
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May 5, 2020 15:04
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May 5, 2020 15:49
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remember when mcdonalds worked with the government to stop unionization efforts because they said that each of their restaurants was a different business
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May 5, 2020 16:07
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chili without beans is just spicy marinara
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May 5, 2020 16:26
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Acelerion posted:I had a coworker tell me in the same breath that in February my Russian coworker said it was to kill all old people to make trump look bad "but trump is old too" "yes but he has antidote"
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May 5, 2020 16:48
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Monoprice has okayish N95s right now I ordered mine last week and got them today so I can use my 3M ones for housework again
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May 5, 2020 18:53
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i got my hair cut today and I feel great
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May 5, 2020 21:09
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Today is nurses day and not one of these morning shows will bring up the poo poo pay most of them get
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May 6, 2020 13:03
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The local butcher I go to has had a 10 pound limit for ground beef for a couple weeks now But yeah you can still buy a half of beef if you want but those were running out too
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May 6, 2020 14:32
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Don't worry everyone, the mcdongles CEO will be on gma to address the meat shortage
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May 7, 2020 13:01
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Has anyone checked to see if coal miners are immune to this
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May 7, 2020 15:25
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I love how every idiot state is hemorrhaging defense budget dollars to do anything but pay people more
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May 7, 2020 22:17
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I hope the antarcticans have plenty of condoms for the dark months
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May 8, 2020 12:50
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Watch the carpenter thing right this instant you weirdo
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May 8, 2020 13:03
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I say skip the 2011 movie and just watch the Wilford Brimley The Thing
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May 8, 2020 13:12
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When's the first trump Roni case
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May 9, 2020 12:23
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wow there are p;eople that actually gave a poo poo about the rona flybys lol
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May 9, 2020 16:43
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im getting really confused at this shipt app that im trying to use to buy rations
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