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I'm enjoying watching moron right wingers take to the streets on a socialist holiday. Gloomtube is up and running. I walked to downtown and back today and didn't see any commotion or protesters, which is surprising given how conservative Colorado Springs is. I've started incentivizing long weekly walks with a reward of buying weed. It's a good system, and no one gives a gently caress if you smoke a joint while walking around in public.
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To think people wanted daily press briefings back, and we just had a solid month of Trump doing them. You'd think we've suffered enough already.
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May 1, 2020 21:09
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Woofer posted:I would bet $5 that Sean Spicer was the first, but would not be at all surprised if I lost that bet (and why I would only bet $5). You'd win that one. Spicy was the first trump press secretary.
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Suicide Watch posted:Don't forget the mooch I don't remember who filled the gap, but I remember the mooch. Saw him giving an interview on SkyNews one day (stream on youtube) like, three weeks ago. It was weird. I really couldn't tell you who else besides those two and shucks. Oh, and Canada banned assault style weapons. https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/01/world/canada-assault-style-weapons-ban-trnd/index.html CRUSTY MINGE fucked around with this message at 21:43 on May 1, 2020 |
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May 1, 2020 21:39
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He was acting press sec, that I remember. Ah, the stars that burn the brightest and all that jazz.
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May 1, 2020 21:57
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One of the Falwells runs Samaritan's Purse. They put up at tent hospital in Central Park a few weeks back. I assume so they could take the faithful money off the hands of covid victims to guide them into their kingdom in heaven, and drum up publicity for donations from their loyal band of idiot followers. "Come on down to Samaritan's Purse tent hospital, where we'll pray the sickness away and treat you with our complimentary holy water, only $14.95 per bottle!" The woman that lived in my apartment last was a contributor. I still get mail for her from Samaritan's Purse. She also didn't change her address on her registration, so I get her Denver tollway tickets with good sounding warnings on the envelope like, "vehicle registration blocked until this bill is paid." Clearly she can't pay those bills, Samaritan's Purse needs their tithe!
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May 2, 2020 15:50
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Nah, logarithms are fine, the way they're presented is the lie. "Oh look number flatter!"
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May 4, 2020 21:26
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I hope he Michael Jacksons his kids. Not molest, I mean hang out a window haphazardly. He seems more like the Eric Clapton type though, just leave a window open and the problem solves itself. Then we'll get a song about it 20 years later. Grimes - tears from mars
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May 5, 2020 14:54
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Doesn't musk already have a mess of kids that he already ignores? Or am I misremembering things? Put one musk kid on each colony ship. E: 7 kids, one is already dead. Dude fucks, that's for sure.
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May 5, 2020 15:12
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Oxygenpoisoning posted:At least the 5 from his first wife were from in vitro fertilization, so he does not indeed gently caress. Yeah, I saw that. He talks big game but is just the proto-beta.
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May 5, 2020 15:57
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Better him than Grimes' music, I guess. I don't know what her music sounds like, but I'm assuming it's various shrieks mixed poorly over out of tune mixer poo poo.
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May 5, 2020 16:13
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ruddiger posted:Didn't they read those masks are worthless if you have a beard? I mean, if it holds back a sneeze, is it not better than nothing? Dying for my beard here.
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May 5, 2020 20:44
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:I loving hate the crack ping meme. It just hasn't happened to you yet. Embrace the chaos. Watch the world burn from the patio while eating ice cream for lunch. Smoke all the weeds and drink all the booze. We're in the home stretch of humanity, enjoy the show.
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May 6, 2020 01:17
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Ohio has more confederate flags than Alabama. An incredibly lovely state full of the racist assholes with their almost canadian accents and bad euchre players. Only person I'd ever known to cheat at euchre was from Ohio originally.
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mlmp08 posted:Spent his post-war days aggressively killing and coercing American Indians. His pre-war days were full of running around California in the 1840s, I think. Sherman didn't let Ohio define him, but he had a big chip on his shoulder just being born there. It inspired him to leave. It's not like Sherman sat on an Ohio porch with a british flag and a cup of tea (because Ohioans celebrates losers like the confederates) his whole life, pushing some narration of bullshit. He went out, killed a lot of people, became a national treasure for what he did to Georgia and making South Carolina piss itself. He then led the war college for a string of years later after the war. His medal of honor is suspect, but so were a lot back then. Gotta admire the mans' tenacity, just for leaving Ohio. Imagine if he had stayed and the world never got to see his true gift at work. He did some bad poo poo, but kicking confederates around really, really weighs heavily in his favor. CRUSTY MINGE fucked around with this message at 04:05 on May 6, 2020 |
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I got no beef with Grant. And I haven't read nearly as much about him. Sherman really interested me because mentioning his name in parts of the South is still akin to calling someones' mother the loosest woman in town. There's still some super loving butthurt people out there.
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I get it. I'm from Illinois originally. Ever once in a great while I feel tempted to uproot and roll back east to somewhere familiar, comfortable, but no, it was rural Illinois and the distinct lack of mountains is not made up for by the rich, loamy, glacial tilled soil that can pump out corn and soybeans by the barge load. There's really nothing there to return to, besides towns riddled with meth and pills, farms that can't turn a profit, but I still get reminiscent for the place. Best to let those demons' calls go through to voicemail. BIG HEADLINE posted:Signs you're in the middle of nowhere: when you're on I-70W and see more than one exit that says in yellow-outlined letters "NO REENTRY TO INTERSTATE FROM THIS EXIT." This is what I love about the west. loving miles of nobody around to interrupt the tinnitus.
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May 6, 2020 04:26
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Nick Soapdish posted:https://twitter.com/PostOpinions/status/1257756475767902209?s=20 Simple solution to this: stop reading opinion articles. Seriously. They're a waste of time and type. I block opinion articles from my news feed now, and it's mildly cathartic. Had to block NYT altogether because half of their stories that hit my feed were opinion pieces. They can gently caress right off and I hope their properties all burn to the ground. WaPo is just as bad and next on my ban list.
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Opinion articles just fill dead space on any news day. I'd rather they just run a shorter paper.
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I haven't found a good one, I just use google news feed and spend too much or my time clicking "fewer stories like this" and "hide stories from X" and while you can tell google to gently caress off with stories about specific topics, it doesn't mean you won't see them. The only good thing about it is that google tends to note opinion pieces by putting "opinion" in the link somewhere, so I just click what applies. The certain topic thing. I can click "fewer stories like this" and it will occasionally bring up whatever the article is about to not see. Like, Kim Kardashian. Just because you block stories about Kim though, doesn't mean you won't still see the articles, because other reasons like that it's "celebrity" news or because kanye says something dumb or their dumbass tv shows hit new lows for humanity. You can't entirely escape opinion articles, but you can block the bulk of their sources by just clicking hide.
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Elon memes should be firing up again shortly, he just did Joe Rogan again. It was in my news feed, I have no desire to watch/listen as twitter should be making GBS threads itself over every detail shortly. Joe Rogan is bigfoot and aliens for me. I don't recommend the rabbit hole otherwise. Get Elon talking about his alien homeworld in a six minute clip and I might watch that.
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Burn Georgia down again. Oh wait, coronavirus will do that soon enough.
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Yeah, I just want it to run through conservative whitetopias there, where Jesus is the cure and infection parties are probably about to be the rage. Goddamnit.
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May 8, 2020 05:24
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Golden Corrals draw people from all walks of life. Buffet knows no race. Lots of really white baptist and evangelical churches there though, so there's still hope it ravages the communities ignoring it the most.
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Schadenboner posted:I was stuck in Evansville Indiana once for business, I had to go to a Golden Corral. It was, well, something. The liquid chocolate fountain brings in all walks of life and their children. It whispers to people from the commercials, "gorge yourself upon my bounty of watered down cocoa and bacteria spread within by the toddlers of my followers." I haven't been in a Golden Corral in over a decade. I assume not much has changed. Roy Woods Jr has stories about working at Golden Corral, and it sounds as bad as I imagined it would when I still cooked in bars. There are worse places, surely, but that's no reason to settle on Golden Corral for dinner unless you're planning on developing cardiovascular problems or the Wilford Brimleys.
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Taco Bell dollar menu is the poor mans' friend. Lol $6/day per diem. I should have said, settle on for dinner regularly. I'm sure the occasional buffet session is fine. It's the people choosing to eat there 2+ times a week that baffle me (and block my path in the walmart). CRUSTY MINGE fucked around with this message at 16:06 on May 8, 2020 |
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Alright I'm getting a little hungry now. I should hit a golden corral sometime when I'm taking one of my ten mile walks, but I'd be fighting back buffet shits the whole walk back.
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/\ find someone that runs the church and offer a tithe to park there.Milo and POTUS posted:What the gently caress. Who the gently caress needs a storage unit. People love to collect poo poo. Useless poo poo, outdated poo poo, forgettable poo poo. My friend moving here next month is more the type to get a storage unit than me. He's planning on building a cabin and moving into that this fall, so storing a few things isn't a terrible idea for him. I don't even have enough poo poo to fill my apartment, a storage unit would just be an empty garage to me. A $150/mo car house.
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IranianLawyer posted:I lost my keys today and I want to take a baseball bat to someone’s head. I want to smash the small, soft heads to American babies Cantalope makes good skull substitutes. And are a tasty treat after the rage energy burn off.
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All I need from a conspiracy is a couple of bigfoot and aliens. poo poo sucks me in like I'm a piece of dirt in the path of a Hoover.
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Holy poo poo that's spectacularly awful. I almost want to watch Head-On commercials to flush it from my mind. Almost.
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MRC48B posted:Ok hang on, that dude with a fake ma deuce on his shoulder taking a selfie is hilarious. That ma deuce is made of wood.  I mean, I would almost think he's trolling them but he also has an AR on his back. I'm the akimbo underarm single actions. 
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May 10, 2020 00:48
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You're supposed to turn them into bongs.
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May 10, 2020 03:05
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  Someday I'll fix the busted downstem. Someday.
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May 10, 2020 03:26
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Yes. It just didn't stick out to me as much as his cosplay mixing of army bazooka man and old west cowboy.
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He's gonna kick off civil war 2: trumpaloo.
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Handsome Ralph posted:Jerry Stiller died While that sucks, he lived a long life and had a storied career (except anything he did with Kevin James).
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I respect his legacy, I just don't respect some of his past co-workers. Not a big fan of his sons' work either. Some, but definitely nowhere near all, a side effect of overexposure. Doris Roberts was the best part about Everybody Loves Raymond.
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