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I see these houses, they have two sinks in the bathroom. Two sinks! A morning and an evening sink? Such luxuries.
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May 3, 2020 11:14
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- Finger Prince
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Got a couple of couches, poo poo on the loveseat.
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May 3, 2020 19:04
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think about it my dog uses the word as his bathroom
In the beginning there was the Word. And the Word was with Dog.
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May 6, 2020 02:23
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I met a traveller from a toilet land,
Who said—“One vast and bowlless trap of stone
Stand in the guest bathroom. . . . Near them, on the tile.
Half sunk a shattered tank lies, whose handle,
And scratched lid, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its plumber well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The flapper that mocked them, and the valve that fed;
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is ButtTheShitmanFart, King of Kings;
Look on my Watercloset, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level tiles stretch far away.”
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