Why is the bathroom the smallest room in the house?

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wearing a lampshade

Pooping in my extravagant 1500 sq ft bathroom with 18ft high ceilings

# ¿ May 6, 2020 06:51

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# ¿ May 13, 2024 20:54

wearing a lampshade

I ask where the bathroom is. "Oh just over there" my gracious host replies. Easy. I slam open the door and the wind blows my hair back - squinting, I see the toilet in the peaks beyond. My confidence drains - I don't know if I can hold it that long.

# ¿ May 6, 2020 06:55

wearing a lampshade

I enter a seemingly endless plain, flower print encircling the horizon. A Cyclopean ziggurat thrusts upwards to the clouds, atop it a porcelain throne, gleaming in the red sky, the making GBS threads room of old gods best forgotten. The smell of eldritch potpourri wafts into my nostrils, failing to completely cover up the horrible stench of decay and rot emanating from the structure. I think to myself "I should have just gone at home," and trudge onwards.

# ¿ May 6, 2020 07:03

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