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The world is my toilet, therefore my bathroom cannot be confined to a mere building
Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 19:24 on May 3, 2020 |
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May 3, 2020 12:04
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LastGoodBoy posted:The average human spends over half their life in the bathroom. How can I increase this number? |
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May 3, 2020 19:23
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LastGoodBoy posted:With a bigger bathroom. The bathroom is a state of mind |
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May 3, 2020 19:32
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I met a traveller from a toilet land, Who said—“One vast and bowlless trap of stone Stand in the guest bathroom. . . . Near them, on the tile. Half sunk a shattered tank lies, whose handle, And scratched lid, and sneer of cold command, Tell that its plumber well those passions read Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things, The flapper that mocked them, and the valve that fed; And on the pedestal, these words appear: My name is ButtTheShitmanFart, King of Kings; Look on my Watercloset, ye Mighty, and despair! Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare The lone and level tiles stretch far away.” |
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May 6, 2020 16:06
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