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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Ask/Tell > Business, Finance, and Careers > How to be a manipulative asshole and get promoted
 
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Sundae
Dec 1, 2005

Moneyball posted:

There is no such thing as a product. Don't ever think there is. There is only sex. Everything is sex.

You understand that what I'm telling you is a universal truth.

Just FYI, I implemented this in my SMART (Sexy Mama Agile Rhythm Technique) goals for the last eight months at work. I didn't get a promotion, but I felt much better about coming to work every day.

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