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Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

forum mailing list via usps

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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
every post is in zalgo text

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Bloody posted:

forum mailing list via usps

that’d be dope

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
no more bareback posting unless you’ve had a clean test result in the last two weeks

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
I think the idea of bailing on the forums and just being pen pals is 100% a-ok

N.Z.'s Champion
Jun 8, 2003

Yam Slacker
the thing that id primarily focus on is bitfields

really got to optimise for disk space these days

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
ideally the compiled binaries would run on an hc11 for maximal cost efficiency

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




bing it to bebo

AtomD
May 3, 2009

Fun Shoe
every time you want to click on something a big modal should pop up saying one of:
-we've updated our privacy policy
-we use cookies to personlise our site
-we notice your using a ad blocker
-'in these troubling times we need posting more than ever. please consider...'
and block the click

pram
Jun 10, 2001

AtomD posted:

every time you want to click on something a big modal should pop up saying one of:
-we've updated our privacy policy
-we use cookies to personlise our site
-we notice your using a ad blocker
-'in these troubling times we need posting more than ever. please consider...'
and block the click

missing the newsletter

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
an integrated chatroom and mediawiki instance

threads for live events would be chatrooms that get archived as a thread at the end

thats a trademarked idea if you implement it you have to pay me 50 million dollars

Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

code:
# Redis contains an implementation of the Gopher protocol, as specified in
# the RFC 1436 ([url]https://www.ietf.org/rfc/rfc1436.txt[/url]).
#
# The Gopher protocol was very popular in the late '90s. It is an alternative
# to the web, and the implementation both server and client side is so simple
# that the Redis server has just 100 lines of code in order to implement this
# support.
#
# What do you do with Gopher nowadays? Well Gopher never *really* died, and
# lately there is a movement in order for the Gopher more hierarchical content
# composed of just plain text documents to be resurrected. Some want a simpler
# internet, others believe that the mainstream internet became too much
# controlled, and it's cool to create an alternative space for people that
# want a bit of fresh air.
#
# Anyway for the 10nth birthday of the Redis, we gave it the Gopher protocol
# as a gift.
#
# --- HOW IT WORKS? ---
#
# The Redis Gopher support uses the inline protocol of Redis, and specifically
# two kind of inline requests that were anyway illegal: an empty request
# or any request that starts with "/" (there are no Redis commands starting
# with such a slash). Normal RESP2/RESP3 requests are completely out of the
# path of the Gopher protocol implementation and are served as usually as well.
#
# If you open a connection to Redis when Gopher is enabled and send it
# a string like "/foo", if there is a key named "/foo" it is served via the
# Gopher protocol.
#
# In order to create a real Gopher "hole" (the name of a Gopher site in Gopher
# talking), you likely need a script like the following:
#
#   [url]https://github.com/antirez/gopher2redis[/url]
#
# --- SECURITY WARNING ---
#
# If you plan to put Redis on the internet in a publicly accessible address
# to server Gopher pages MAKE SURE TO SET A PASSWORD to the instance.
# Once a password is set:
#
#   1. The Gopher server (when enabled, not by default) will still serve
#      content via Gopher.
#   2. However other commands cannot be called before the client will
#      authenticate.
#
# So use the 'requirepass' option to protect your instance.
#
# To enable Gopher support uncomment the following line and set
# the option from no (the default) to yes.
#
# gopher-enabled no

N.Z.'s Champion
Jun 8, 2003

Yam Slacker
rebrand gopher as groundhog 1993

N.Z.'s Champion
Jun 8, 2003

Yam Slacker
open source it and let anyone set up their server that'd be a good way to maintain a community

we could argue about federated protocols in working groups and pass motions which are youre poasts they are poo poo

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

microservices so that we can spread the load across servers. each post spawns a post service and you call the post api to quote it

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
fund the forums with an ICO for our new crypto currency, :frog:coin

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Progressive JPEG posted:

code:
# Redis contains an implementation of the Gopher protocol, as specified in
# the RFC 1436 ([url]https://www.ietf.org/rfc/rfc1436.txt[/url]).
#
# The Gopher protocol was very popular in the late '90s. It is an alternative
# to the web, and the implementation both server and client side is so simple
# that the Redis server has just 100 lines of code in order to implement this
# support.
#
# What do you do with Gopher nowadays? Well Gopher never *really* died, and
# lately there is a movement in order for the Gopher more hierarchical content
# composed of just plain text documents to be resurrected. Some want a simpler
# internet, others believe that the mainstream internet became too much
# controlled, and it's cool to create an alternative space for people that
# want a bit of fresh air.
#
# Anyway for the 10nth birthday of the Redis, we gave it the Gopher protocol
# as a gift.
#
# --- HOW IT WORKS? ---
#
# The Redis Gopher support uses the inline protocol of Redis, and specifically
# two kind of inline requests that were anyway illegal: an empty request
# or any request that starts with "/" (there are no Redis commands starting
# with such a slash). Normal RESP2/RESP3 requests are completely out of the
# path of the Gopher protocol implementation and are served as usually as well.
#
# If you open a connection to Redis when Gopher is enabled and send it
# a string like "/foo", if there is a key named "/foo" it is served via the
# Gopher protocol.
#
# In order to create a real Gopher "hole" (the name of a Gopher site in Gopher
# talking), you likely need a script like the following:
#
#   [url]https://github.com/antirez/gopher2redis[/url]
#
# --- SECURITY WARNING ---
#
# If you plan to put Redis on the internet in a publicly accessible address
# to server Gopher pages MAKE SURE TO SET A PASSWORD to the instance.
# Once a password is set:
#
#   1. The Gopher server (when enabled, not by default) will still serve
#      content via Gopher.
#   2. However other commands cannot be called before the client will
#      authenticate.
#
# So use the 'requirepass' option to protect your instance.
#
# To enable Gopher support uncomment the following line and set
# the option from no (the default) to yes.
#
# gopher-enabled no

neat, when did this happen?

N.Z.'s Champion
Jun 8, 2003

Yam Slacker
forums idea: just yell out the window

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

rotor posted:

I think the idea of bailing on the forums and just being pen pals is 100% a-ok

if you pm me your mailing address i will send you a letter within the next 365 days

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
WRITE ROTOR!
R-oh-tee-oh-R
box 350
Boston mass
02134

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
theres no way anyone will get that joke

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

60653

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.
take a byte out of crime

Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

rotor posted:

neat, when did this happen?

i just happened to discover it yesterday, looks like it was sometime last year (whatever "437 days ago" amounts to, lol)

Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

rotor posted:

WRITE ROTOR!
R-oh-tee-oh-R
box 350
Boston mass
02134

new york city
new york state
101 08

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Progressive JPEG posted:

new york city
new york state
101 08

nice

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
instead of subforums we just have a bunch of zoom meetings running around the clock.

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


a front page op

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

N.Z.'s Champion posted:

forums idea: just yell out the window

lol

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

President Beep posted:

every post is in zalgo text

wait, don't we already have this?

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?
to join you have to order a pamphlet from Pueblo, Colorado

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
send the yostop around and you can only post from it

animist
Aug 28, 2018

rotor posted:

send the yostop around and you can only post from it

move the forums entirely to a string of increasingly outlandish expletives written in permanent marker on the back of a ratty 2007 $1 bill. to send your post you have to spend it

Pardot
Jul 25, 2001




til that redis added gopher support before tls

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Pardot posted:

til that redis added gopher support before tls

give the people what they want

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
gopher, and plenty of it

N.Z.'s Champion
Jun 8, 2003

Yam Slacker
i think the internet has the power to unite humankind because when we're online we're not men or women or black or white, we're minds connecting for intellectual discourse

but our languages divide us so the forum software should ban anyone not speaking esparanto

N.Z.'s Champion
Jun 8, 2003

Yam Slacker
forum idea: it should be delivered monthly with a coverdisk

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
lol

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treasure bear
Dec 10, 2012

blockchain technology

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