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CAPT. Rainbowbeard: Apr 5, 2012; My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.; Lipstick Apathy

What about things, though? Do those happen?

# ¿ Oct 24, 2021 20:46

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 02:55

CAPT. Rainbowbeard: Apr 5, 2012; My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.; Lipstick Apathy

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

This episode was great, but honestly the scariest part was being reminded of the existence of soaking. Look, if you're horny and you don't want to have sex just masturbate. Or maybe just go ahead and have sex? Both masturbation and sex seem like way better options than soaking which is actually the same thing as sex but intentionally doing it poorly.

Not if you just put in the tip, baby, just the tip, c'mon, please?

# ¿ Oct 29, 2021 20:43

CAPT. Rainbowbeard: Apr 5, 2012; My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.; Lipstick Apathy

Pffft, that last one is the Dan Hibiki of those things.

Which, I guess, might make sense but he went for a power move there instead.

# ¿ Dec 24, 2021 07:11

CAPT. Rainbowbeard: Apr 5, 2012; My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.; Lipstick Apathy

Can't it be both?

# ¿ Jan 3, 2022 07:37

CAPT. Rainbowbeard: Apr 5, 2012; My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.; Lipstick Apathy

Happy Landfill posted:

I'd also say NeoScum and Rude Tales have very similar styles of humor that ranges from Very Dumb to Absolutely Unhinged (shout out to a Christmas-themed episode near the end of the arc).

Edit: In fact, here's the clips that absolutely won me over

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNWeGMsz_48

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDjZY0PDinA

Neoscum's take on a lich was pretty... disturbing.

# ¿ Jul 21, 2022 16:28

CAPT. Rainbowbeard: Apr 5, 2012; My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.; Lipstick Apathy

flavor.flv posted:

Okay, I just tried to listen to the first episode of NeoScum, and if it bugs you when dms start describing camera movements and video editing, hoo boy

I barely tolerate it when branson does it, but he doesn't do it much and at least it's short

More than half the narration in the first episode is "and then the camera does this, and it fades to this, and blah blah blah

I tapped out when he interrupted a character's introduction scene to demand that the player include camera movements. Somebody please tell me if they cut that poo poo out later

Yeah. Maybe you're just impatient.

Maybe both things.

# ¿ Jul 24, 2022 00:28

CAPT. Rainbowbeard: Apr 5, 2012; My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.; Lipstick Apathy

Cordelia is a Warlock, and she has an Infernal Pact with Cheddar. Cheddar gives her arcane (wizard) spells.

Bellow is a Druid who multiclassed over to being a Priest/Cleric of Danny Timeshare, he can still use his Druid Wild Shape powers to shapeshifter into animals. Both Druid and Cleric get Priest/Divine spells, which come from gods or things that might be gods, like a forest or something. I don't know l, whatever it is Druids get their powers from.

It's totally different,you guys. :eng101:

Bellow is so sweet and kind that he is/was preaching the idea of Vacation, not the harsh reality of paying for tickets and lodging and making sure your boss approves your time off why can't you be a team player?

# ¿ Sep 21, 2022 21:56

CAPT. Rainbowbeard: Apr 5, 2012; My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.; Lipstick Apathy

That's a hidden bonus for those of us who took a little time to register for the forums. "Gently caress," amirite folks?

# ¿ Apr 6, 2023 16:48

CAPT. Rainbowbeard: Apr 5, 2012; My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.; Lipstick Apathy

The filter was to sanitize the site somewhat for the normies. Once you decide to spend your :tenbux: you cannot be redeemed so it doesn't matter anymore.

# ¿ Apr 6, 2023 19:39

CAPT. Rainbowbeard: Apr 5, 2012; My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.; Lipstick Apathy

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# ¿ May 2, 2023 01:48

CAPT. Rainbowbeard: Apr 5, 2012; My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.; Lipstick Apathy

Everybody gets one and we choose Tim Platt here.

# ¿ Jul 29, 2023 17:22

CAPT. Rainbowbeard: Apr 5, 2012; My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.; Lipstick Apathy

Stirf will return, but he will be a mutant going forward, for the brand synergy.

# ¿ Aug 14, 2023 16:51

CAPT. Rainbowbeard: Apr 5, 2012; My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.; Lipstick Apathy

Gotta change the name of the thread. With this great news and all.

Rude TaleS of Magic: Oh you'll find out soon, my nasty little freaks😘

# ¿ Sep 7, 2023 00:37

CAPT. Rainbowbeard: Apr 5, 2012; My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.; Lipstick Apathy

I think at this point we can safely probably just assume that whatever choices these folks make will pan out it a satisfying way.

# ¿ Dec 9, 2023 20:09

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 02:55

CAPT. Rainbowbeard: Apr 5, 2012; My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.; Lipstick Apathy

koshmar posted:

I think it's a little to late for Branson, but it's probably better that way. He does get a bit of a refresh playing Guy Normal though.

Guy Normal? Why, I've heard of him, most people have if you think about it, which is a regular thing people do.

Well, this all checks out, goodbye for now.

# ¿ Jan 24, 2024 18:48

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