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 https://rudetalesofmagic.simplecast.com/ Branson Reese and his jester's retinue, Christopher Hastings, Carly Monardo, Tim Platt, Joe Lepore, and Ali Fisher, buck and bumble through the magical backwater world of Cordelia. One hopes you enjoy both japes AND scrapes, because honestly, it would be impossible to disentangle one from the other, given their profound entwinement in this particular piece of entertainment. Produced by Taylor Moore @ Fortunate Horse. CAST  Albeara "Albee" Dawn is played by Carly Monardo. She's a fawn, is extremely excitable, gets perfect grades, and REALLY wants to know if you've heard about her idol Kreedis (The Hero Monk of the four elements). If this podcast were an anime she would probably be the main character.  Cordelia Sasquatch is played by Ali Fisher. Best friend of Albee. Grew up alone never knowing another member of her kind and thus lacks social skills. Has recently made a demonic deal with an entity known as Cheddar where she hands out coupons for his restaurant in Hell in exchange for magic powers that she can't fully control.  Bellow is played by Joe Lepore. Bellow is a super sexy and almost psychotically chill Tiefling. What he lacks in brains he more than makes up for in looking good without a shirt on. Albee has a painfully obvious crush on him that he is blissfully unaware of.  Frederick de Bonesby is played by Christopher Hastings. Mr. de Bonesby was once a powerful noble man and wizard, but then he tried to turn himself into a lich and hosed it up so now he's just a skeleton man who's lost most of his magic. Kind of an rear end in a top hat in a major way. When he still had his powers he used them to teach a bird to speak, and that bird was...  Stirfry is played by Tim Platt. You will hate Stirfry, and then you will love him.
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Party Boat posted:I binged through Rude Tales while doing mindless work from home poo poo and it rules. DM and players alike are endlessly creative and you can tell that it's been ruthlessly edited because it keeps a fantastic pace at all times. I'm very excited to hear more of Ali's horrible harpy laugh in this spinoff. God, I know that feeling. Going from having a big backlog of episodes to having to wait two weeks for more of this show is the worst.
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May 21, 2020 19:42
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I listened to the newest episode while exercising and the dust conversation made me laugh so hard I nearly fell off a treadmill.
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Jun 18, 2020 09:53
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Valleyant posted:As an unapologetic bosstones fan, what a good episode Same, got a huge stupid grin on my face when I realized what was being referenced: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIGMUAMevH0 Same with the Reel Big Fish song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEKbFMvkLIc Ska lives on in my heart.
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Jun 18, 2020 21:47
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Tim Platt has a real talent for creating just the most pathetic characters. Ali Fisher breaking character to declare "it's just too sad" was highly relatable.
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Awww, poor Grimothee. Also, here's an animatic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVcTKb_3PW4
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I gotta be honest, I kind of don't blame Smellulus for making the choice he did. Also, he got to kiss a dragon and a free turtle, things are working out well for him so far. Edit: Oh! The turtle is named Little one! and that huge turtle in the sewer was named Little one! Calling it now, same turtle. Space Cadet Omoly fucked around with this message at 07:49 on Jul 29, 2020 |
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Jul 29, 2020 07:44
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RandomPauI posted:I really wanted Smelulus to marry the two mothers together so they would both be the mother. I thought the exact same thing! Also, Deli is officially the best character.
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RandomPauI posted:I also was hoping for a different answer to the trolly problem. Like "take your friends place" or "ask them to move off the tracks". "Just push him out of the way!"
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Aug 14, 2020 15:14
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Just a reminder, still time to buy tickets for the liveshow on Friday: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/rude-tales-of-magic-live-828-tickets-114825552318?aff=erelexpmlt
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koshmar posted:Any idea if there will be a replay of the liveshow 6PM is a bit early. Like other people have said it's going to be available as a download after the fact. Which is good because New York time means 8 is 6 for a lot of people and 4 for a lot of others.
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Aug 27, 2020 01:58
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Heads up, online live show is starting soon.
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Aug 28, 2020 23:21
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Just 5 minutes to go.
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Aug 29, 2020 00:24
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Toebone posted:Isn't it at 9? Yeah, sorry, on the invite it say 7:30 for some reason
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Aug 29, 2020 00:39
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Words of encouragement from Shaggy 2 Dope about bones is just what I needed in these trying times.
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Aug 29, 2020 02:04
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Let's go out to the lobby!
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Aug 29, 2020 03:03
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Bought a small poster, now I can show my love for this show via hanging it on a wall.
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deadpan posted:I haven't heard any of their discussion podcasts, but I remember reading somewhere that Tim wanted to do a super unlikable character after Stirfry became a fan favorite and that drove his choices for Smellulus. Hey, it's Tim's own fault that Stirfry became so drat loveable  He knows what he did.
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DoubleDonut posted:Smellulus is great, specifically because the entire time I was listening to Come at the King I just kept repeating "who could be worse than Smellulus?" I kept thinking he had hit the bottom, and he kept going lower.
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I got "Davo". "You love to drink beer, go with the flow, and get killed. Party on!" I can live with that, or rather die with that I guess.
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Sep 18, 2020 19:21
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I was kind of surprised at first when Bellow got angry, but yeah he had some valid complaints. If I was stuck having to tend bar with Stirfry to pay rent while the rest of the team just did anime training montages I'd be pissed too.
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Sep 23, 2020 02:03
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Flipcup is all grown up! And eating human flesh! New live show: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/rude-tales-of-magic-live-fright-of-the-living-dread-tickets-125058819295
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Oct 14, 2020 23:48
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Party Boat posted:Speaking of, here's the link to the previous live show: https://vimeo.com/ondemand/escapefromplanettime There's really no reason for them not to sell the Halloween show too, unless they hate money.
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I can't decide if I want Stirfry to succeed in his quest to form a genuine emotional connection with Mr. De Bonesby or fail. One the one hand him succeeding would be a very sweet ending to a long emotional arc, on the other hand him failing and realizing sometimes you're just never going to have the kind of relationship with someone that you want and having to finally fully move on would also be very real and powerful.
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Oct 24, 2020 11:30
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The live show is about to start, get ready for spooks!
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Oct 31, 2020 19:51
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DoctorWhat posted:ahahaha the stream got DMCA'd Really hoping they fix this. Edit: There we go!
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Dr Christmas posted:Here’s some awesome fan art: Desert driving ASMR. This is also a good one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGXwJ_nE-qE
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New episode, Bellow is super mature and has a lot of emotional intelligence, also he's a good friend 
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Nov 3, 2020 21:44
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Albee and Bellow, hanging out and kicking rocks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhmTJvi-Rew
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Nov 12, 2020 03:59
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Aw drat it, this is a terrible time to have no money....
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Nov 25, 2020 22:53
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RandomFerret posted:Anybody listen to the podcast in the ad this week? Dark Dice I think it was called? I did, and yeah it did sound interesting and I'd like to check it out. But much like you I can't remember the name. Man, I know they just did a live stream, but I already want them to do another live stream. I'm hoping they do a christmas one.
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Nov 29, 2020 16:29
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The new Rude Tales of Magic brought me a significant amount of joy. It's just so happy!
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RandomPauI posted:The miniseries is also good. Everyone loves Deli and hates Smellulous I actually love Smellulous, he's a horrible elephant man but an amazing character. Tim Plat made some really bold choices and they paid off in a wonderful way.
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Happy Landfill posted:Got my thunderlingus shirt in the mail today Nice! I got my Bellow tank top recently! Still waiting on my tie dye Riddle Guy shirt though.
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redcheval posted:Does anyone know off hand which episodes have the little ‘inside Stir Fry’s head a bunch of wild stuff is going on’ vignettes? There was one in the last episode with a boiling cauldron and diving fish and stuff. There’s at least one other (with a castle I think? Marshmallows were involved possibly?) I want to hear again. Were there any more than those two? I think the castle one was in The Shish Kebab Express, but I'm not sure.
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redcheval posted:I juuust stumbled across it and you're right, Shish Kebab Express it is! I find these so silly and cute, I hope they keep popping up. Me too! I think those are the only two there's been so far, but hopefully we get more.
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redcheval posted:I now reveal THE REAL reason for my inquiry into this matter... Holy heck! This is adorable and the animation is gorgeous! You should tweet or email or something this to the Rudetales crew because it's great and I bet they would get a kick out of seeing it
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Flipcup is a big boy now! 
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