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a psa on safe sex where the very respectable narrator suddenly dips into vulgar slang
"Teen pregnancy is no joke, so when you're busting a fat one,"
football player: on or off the field I know the importance of protection, so when i'm blasting your mom,
obvs but u could do this with dare too
like you think your son is studying but actually he's railing lines of 97 percent pure uncut white gold the primo poo poo godDAMN *loud sniffing noise*
my sex ed teacher was a rugby idiot and he said in class that he "knows raw doggin' feels better, but just put on a rubber for gods sake," and that was the first time i had heard the term raw doggin' and i think about that class a lot.
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*sits backwards in chair at sunday school* alright kids, you're growing up and with that growth comes certain dangers. maybe a strange man wants to offer you drugs, maybe he wants you to inject some big h while he watches you gently caress his wife,
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me talking to a broom closet: now anyone that tells you masturbation ruins your eyesight is a goddamn liar and a prude. any questions?
mop clatters to the floor
me: you, the tall blonde kid
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May 14, 2020 01:51
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narrator: and to see what NOT to do we turn to timmy. this is timmy. timmy is a foolish boy, a stupid rear end in a top hat, a dumb smelly idiot who sucks, a
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