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RC Bandit
Sep 7, 2012

Hanson: It's Time

Grimey Drawer

Jestah posted:

You like my new profile picture?
No one cares about your edgy Myspace Profile pic.

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Madtrixr
Nov 27, 2010


Jestah posted:

You like my new profile picture?

haven't really paid attention to it, what is it even?

Jestah
Dec 7, 2010

by Cyrano4747

biosterous posted:

yes we are all very triggered by your 2008-era trolling :jerkbag:

Says the half-man who gets triggered by the word "Retard" and asks everyone ever so politely not to use it. Do better.

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Madtrixr
Nov 27, 2010


Jestah posted:

Says the half-man who gets triggered by the word "Retard" and asks everyone ever so politely not to use it. Do better.

is this really the best you got man

biosterous
Feb 23, 2013




:lmao:

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Guys he clearly won we should just all quit the game. Oh well.

Jestah
Dec 7, 2010

by Cyrano4747

Madtrixr posted:

is this really the best you got man

It's really just another straw on the camel's back. Regardless of what you trannys say, I'm sure what I've done has been terrible for your morale and your paranoia. That plus the sale of this poo poo-box website will ultimately be the end of you.

Apathetic Artist
Dec 23, 2010
For somebody who was apparently been here for so long, he has no idea how to properly offend goons.

Thanks for the laughs Jestah!

We're going to do just fine without you. Enjoy the money!

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Still lmao that you'd choose stealing ultimately worthless funbux from a lovely browser game as your bridge burning attempt.

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Right should have tried to invade Eve or something good.

unoplank
Aug 3, 2004
I lurk...

Jestah posted:

It's really just another straw on the camel's back. Regardless of what you trannys say, I'm sure what I've done has been terrible for your morale and your paranoia. That plus the sale of this poo poo-box website will ultimately be the end of you.

Irregardless, you're point is mute. For all intensive purposes we are all trans-human in this day and egg. I hate to be the baron of bad news here, but you are going down the road of no return and are taking this game for granite. Are faction is more tightnit now than it was before you and Jay outed yourself as ridiculous morons. You are our angels in the skies.

Madtrixr
Nov 27, 2010


Jestah posted:

It's really just another straw on the camel's back. Regardless of what you trannys say, I'm sure what I've done has been terrible for your morale and your paranoia. That plus the sale of this poo poo-box website will ultimately be the end of you.

drat you kiss your mom with that mouth

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

cmdrk
Jun 10, 2013

Jestah posted:

I'm sure what I've done has been terrible for your morale and your paranoia.

Torn.com - Goon Central Command Recovering From Devastating Loss of Morale

Torn.com was our last best, hope for the glorious struggle of Goonunism. It failed.

dragonshardz
May 2, 2017

Jestah posted:

It's really just another straw on the camel's back. Regardless of what you trannys say, I'm sure what I've done has been terrible for your morale and your paranoia. That plus the sale of this poo poo-box website will ultimately be the end of you.

The term you're looking for is "mildly annoyed".

unoplank posted:

Irregardless, you're point is mute. For all intensive purposes we are all trans-human in this day and egg. I hate to be the baron of bad news here, but you are going down the road of no return and are taking this game for granite. Are faction is more tightnit now than it was before you and Jay outed yourself as ridiculous morons. You are our angels in the skies.

:hai:

Iron Chef Ramen
Sep 15, 2007

HA HA! YOU HAVE CHOSEN POORLY!
oh no someone outed themselves as an unoriginal racist shithead

truly the egg is upon our faces

JCFalkenberg
Jul 7, 2008
Truly you've convinced me to become a chud Jestah, there's no choice after the failure of goonmunism.

Baron of Bad News
Aug 4, 2009

Jestah posted:

You like my new profile picture?



It's not bad, definitely a step in the right direction.

Foehammer007
Dec 7, 2011

by Pragmatica
the drama in this game is pretty dumb

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
Burning a decade old account to slightly inconvenience goons, what a masterstroke

Colin Mockery
Jun 24, 2007
Rawr



the theft was honestly not as funny as when jazz sent all of our guild assets to pubbies in pnw

the crying-for-attention racist tears that came after are pretty funny tho

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


We had our first goon meltdown.

We’re a real goon group now :unsmith:

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum
You guys are all doing the lord's work :zpatriot:

Astryl
Feb 1, 2005

"15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

Colin Mockery posted:

the theft was honestly not as funny as when jazz sent all of our guild assets to pubbies in pnw

the crying-for-attention racist tears that came after are pretty funny tho

:smith:

susan b buffering
Nov 14, 2016

applying to the faction, my ign is slogsdon

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Guess who started an international incident for mugging someones real life wife overseas for 20k?

This guy.

For those who don't play
Overseas mugging is part of the game it happens regularly.
20k is about the equivalent of finding a nickle on the ground on your way to the checkout line.

Foehammer007
Dec 7, 2011

by Pragmatica
and now we all burn :flame:

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


Foehammer007 posted:

and now we all burn :flame:

Good news - I think we stopped burning.

biosterous
Feb 23, 2013




esto es malo
Aug 3, 2006

Don't want to end up a cartoon

In a cartoon graveyard

been playing for like a year and a half with some randoms but we routinely break the chains of the various honey badgers(wolverines now?) factions so i dont think i'd leave that, but if yall need anything just hit me up im torn rich. https://www.torn.com/profiles.php?XID=2256903

also i guess i shouldnt be surprised theres yet another nazi, torn seems to be filled with a bunch of people stuck in 2003 that love tossing slurs.

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


I mean if you guys were looking for some good chain targets next time or whatever...

This faction's been giving us trouble.
https://www.torn.com/factions.php?step=profile&ID=10739#/

some of their members moved to this one.. maybe they just bought?
https://www.torn.com/factions.php?step=profile&ID=45944#/

esto es malo
Aug 3, 2006

Don't want to end up a cartoon

In a cartoon graveyard

alright i can dump like 200 hits on them in a few weeks when we chain

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


nice. goons could use some nice big friends, since many of us are still small

esto es malo
Aug 3, 2006

Don't want to end up a cartoon

In a cartoon graveyard

i can kill all of them except nywro but i think i should be able to stealth all the hits and just hosp the factions

esto es malo
Aug 3, 2006

Don't want to end up a cartoon

In a cartoon graveyard

welp as karma for saying that now we're getting attacked by subversive alliance for our casino racket. lowest stats person there is dalzadar who has probably 1.7-1.8bil roughly cuz he got the 99,999 happiness book literally in his first month playing.

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Apparently someone didn't out this thread in pgs. So maybe 420 knows subversive. Oh wells.. life moves on. Wife gets hopiatal

esto es malo
Aug 3, 2006

Don't want to end up a cartoon

In a cartoon graveyard

no i didnt hit any of them yet, SA wants our sweet sweet 50mil per day racket and thats about it. high end warring is basically worming around the map soaking up tons of high level rackets and nothing most people can do about it besides toss a 40bil+ dirty bomb at them which is uh, a real big loss money wise vs any actual racket. not to mention SA is still raiding equalizer 3 for when they did that and effectively ghosted that entire faction cuz the counter to raiding is kicking all your members which is stupid as hell.

Iron Chef Ramen
Sep 15, 2007

HA HA! YOU HAVE CHOSEN POORLY!
rackets are dumb and bad

Stunt_enby
Feb 6, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
applied as BlkLivesMatter

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esto es malo
Aug 3, 2006

Don't want to end up a cartoon

In a cartoon graveyard

Iron Chef Ramen posted:

rackets are dumb and bad

wait, you mean 2 factions controlling literally the entire western half of the map extorting rackets from subfactions/vassals isn't a fun mechanic???

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