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esto es malo
Aug 3, 2006

Don't want to end up a cartoon

In a cartoon graveyard

been playing for like a year and a half with some randoms but we routinely break the chains of the various honey badgers(wolverines now?) factions so i dont think i'd leave that, but if yall need anything just hit me up im torn rich. https://www.torn.com/profiles.php?XID=2256903

also i guess i shouldnt be surprised theres yet another nazi, torn seems to be filled with a bunch of people stuck in 2003 that love tossing slurs.

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esto es malo
Aug 3, 2006

Don't want to end up a cartoon

In a cartoon graveyard

alright i can dump like 200 hits on them in a few weeks when we chain

esto es malo
Aug 3, 2006

Don't want to end up a cartoon

In a cartoon graveyard

i can kill all of them except nywro but i think i should be able to stealth all the hits and just hosp the factions

esto es malo
Aug 3, 2006

Don't want to end up a cartoon

In a cartoon graveyard

welp as karma for saying that now we're getting attacked by subversive alliance for our casino racket. lowest stats person there is dalzadar who has probably 1.7-1.8bil roughly cuz he got the 99,999 happiness book literally in his first month playing.

esto es malo
Aug 3, 2006

Don't want to end up a cartoon

In a cartoon graveyard

no i didnt hit any of them yet, SA wants our sweet sweet 50mil per day racket and thats about it. high end warring is basically worming around the map soaking up tons of high level rackets and nothing most people can do about it besides toss a 40bil+ dirty bomb at them which is uh, a real big loss money wise vs any actual racket. not to mention SA is still raiding equalizer 3 for when they did that and effectively ghosted that entire faction cuz the counter to raiding is kicking all your members which is stupid as hell.

esto es malo
Aug 3, 2006

Don't want to end up a cartoon

In a cartoon graveyard

Iron Chef Ramen posted:

rackets are dumb and bad

wait, you mean 2 factions controlling literally the entire western half of the map extorting rackets from subfactions/vassals isn't a fun mechanic???

esto es malo
Aug 3, 2006

Don't want to end up a cartoon

In a cartoon graveyard

my favorite territory mechanic is how, with enough subfactions, you can effectively wall off any territory by starting fake assaults and then NAP'ing and starting a new one with zero chance for an outside faction to have a chance to initiate an assault. most places this only takes 2-3 factions to perform sufficiently.

esto es malo
Aug 3, 2006

Don't want to end up a cartoon

In a cartoon graveyard

cheds posted that all three wheels are constructed so the odds result in a positive payout over time. at least thats what he says but we all know torn rng is dog poo poo

esto es malo
Aug 3, 2006

Don't want to end up a cartoon

In a cartoon graveyard

so ive made fun of this dude making GBS threads his pants so much and having to wear diapers that hes now said multiple times he wears lovely diapers. please use these quotes in memes thx



slippyslappy: beating on literally ppl with like 200k stats lol
slippyslappy: youre the idiot that kept attacking them the whole time lol
slippyslappy: now hiding in some throwaway faction because you ran out of cloth diapers
slippyslappy: using disposable
WillRoc-A-Fella: Are you a drug addict mom that can't afford diapers? You are obsessed with lovely diapers lmao and no he was only 1 of my friends... if you try you will find out who the others are lmao poke poke... please try lmao
slippyslappy: diapers keep coming up because you keep making GBS threads in them
slippyslappy: over your dumb wife getting mugged for 20k
slippyslappy: lol
WillRoc-A-Fella: I thought you didn't care about that?
slippyslappy: your diaper wearing or your dumb wife
slippyslappy: youre the one who wont shut up about her
WillRoc-A-Fella: Lmao in English please tatersaladSA
slippyslappy: sorry you cant read through the tears of not having your diaper cleaned
WillRoc-A-Fella: Lmao are you 12 years old that is seriously your only troll comeback lmao "you poop yourself" lmao whole time leader of goons name is crappypants hahahahhahaha
slippyslappy: its not a comeback its just sad truth you cant stop making GBS threads your pants
slippyslappy: surprised you even have a wife
slippyslappy: she must get tired of cleaning it
slippyslappy: is crappypants your multi??
slippyslappy: or does she like changing his diapers better and youre just jelly
WillRoc-A-Fella: Lmao nice mind gymnastics but sad effort ... ok before messaging me back go talk to some of the goons they at least made sense with their burns lmao every one of yours has been about lovely diapers lmao better yet watch a YouTube video on how to troll ... because you suck at this lmao
slippyslappy: this isnt trolling im just making sure youre aware that your diaper problem is affecting your personal relationships to the point that your wife is changing another mans diaper instead
WillRoc-A-Fella: Lmao again with the diaper seriously get some new material dumb rear end
slippyslappy: is that what your wife says when you need to run the cloth diapers through the washing machine
WillRoc-A-Fella: Wow you are dumb
WillRoc-A-Fella: Lmao 🤣
WillRoc-A-Fella: I'm not even gonna comment back lmao do what you need to do just know there will be repercussions... end of discussion
slippyslappy: you can't force a war of attrition when only one side needs to purchase diapers
WillRoc-A-Fella: Try me lmao
slippyslappy: did you buy the value pack of 250 huggees?
WillRoc-A-Fella: Na borrowed some from your mom after I throat f**ked her she paid me in diapers
slippyslappy: lmao nice try but my mom doesnt mess with self-avowed diaper wearers
slippyslappy: glad you came "clean" tho
slippyslappy: admission is the first step
slippyslappy: also does your wife know youre trying to pretend you cheated on her for a pack of diapers
slippyslappy: no wonder shes into the crappy pants lad now
slippyslappy: i bet he can pull em up himself too
WillRoc-A-Fella: Yeah my wife was the one holding your moms fat out of the way while I took my diaper off and got in line I think I was fourth or fifth in line but I still tapped that milf rear end
slippyslappy: did you put the diaper back on after
WillRoc-A-Fella: Yes I did with poo poo still on it Lmao 🤣 I'm done talking either do something or crawl back into your moms hole lol just like goons all mouth no action
slippyslappy: theres plenty of action it just doesnt get you hard cuz theres no diapers involved you weirdo
Last message: 08:21:30 - 29/11/20 TCT

esto es malo
Aug 3, 2006

Don't want to end up a cartoon

In a cartoon graveyard

WillRoc-A-Fella: Still no action... I thought you were gonna "move members around" and destroy us lmao you are more of a coward then crappypants giving leader to blackcat because he didn't want to face me himself lmao
WillRoc-A-Fella: Shut up bitch and do something
WillRoc-A-Fella: I'm waiting
slippyslappy: im waiting for you to join the diaper pants family bonanza
WillRoc-A-Fella: Like I said crawl back in to your moms hole
slippyslappy: instead of your burner faction cuz youre so scared about losing respect youre making GBS threads your pants over some ppl with like 3 months of stats
WillRoc-A-Fella: Lmao again you have no clue what your talking about lmao
slippyslappy: you admitted yourself to wearing diapers im not sure there is any ambiguity here
WillRoc-A-Fella: Like I said do something then coward
WillRoc-A-Fella: Bitch boy
slippyslappy: are you guys chaining any time soon or are you just sitting in the changing station faction for a while
WillRoc-A-Fella: Hahahha
WillRoc-A-Fella: I hope you try
WillRoc-A-Fella: Coward
WillRoc-A-Fella: Bitch boy
WillRoc-A-Fella: Lmao 🤣 you ain't poo poo
slippyslappy: do you have a chaining schedule or is it impromptu based on the number of members with an available inventory of diapers to use
WillRoc-A-Fella: Come find out
slippyslappy: i literally am, right now, asking you
slippyslappy: but youre too busy posting your dream logs of diaper fantasies
WillRoc-A-Fella: Lmao like I said all mouth no action
slippyslappy: ive hosped or mugged your friends all day lmao
slippyslappy: theyre just too low stats to see whos hitting them
WillRoc-A-Fella: And still a bitch
WillRoc-A-Fella: Coward
slippyslappy: wow i didnt call your friends bitches thats rude
WillRoc-A-Fella: Lmao you are pathetic 🤣
slippyslappy: i know you have a skewed sense of reality but wearing adult underwear and not making GBS threads in them is actually normal
WillRoc-A-Fella: Really? Omg you are so incredibly intelligent no wonder you lead the goons
User has blocked you.
Last message: 08:32:02 - 29/11/20 TCT

esto es malo
Aug 3, 2006

Don't want to end up a cartoon

In a cartoon graveyard

imagine blocking someone then having their dumpy diaper pal message you instead

-HxC-: Stealth turned off f**king noob if you're gonna do something quit talking and do it otherwise sit on the sidelines and cheer
slippyslappy: whoa youre in the diaper fan club too?
slippyslappy: were you third in line? or did you get to go first?
-HxC-: Blah blah blah you gonna help your fronds your talk me to death
-HxC-: Or*
slippyslappy: they're people, not plants
-HxC-: I couldn't tell with the amount of brain cells they've produced
slippyslappy: if you're in need of a transplant im afraid that medicine has not achieved that level of complexity yet
Last message: 15:14:48 - 29/11/20 TCT

esto es malo
Aug 3, 2006

Don't want to end up a cartoon

In a cartoon graveyard

slippyslappy: slippyslappy hospitalized WillRoc-A-Fella (+1.65)
slippyslappy: getting to be a ritual at this point
-HxC-: That doesn't mean anything to me 😂
slippyslappy: i guess your friendship only goes diaper-deep
-HxC-: Who ever said it had anything to do with will? Lmao
-HxC-: Assuming poo poo isn't very wise
slippyslappy: my mistake, i naturally assumed you were in the same diaper+weed fetish club
slippyslappy: in that case, water under the bridge
slippyslappy: or as will says, poo poo through the diaper
-HxC-: You're right this is fun
slippyslappy: i agree
-HxC-: Post that on your little forum
slippyslappy: sure beats wearing an adult diaper and making GBS threads in it
-HxC-: Says the guy in the hosp for 6 and 1/2 hours
slippyslappy: im sorry to inform you there are no diaper fetish subforums for your enjoyment
-HxC-: You troll poorly you should stick to the something awful site
slippyslappy: weird that hospital timer was only for a minute, let's see how long till the next free revive is
-HxC-: Weird, I got plenty of e to burn and finishing hits to make
-HxC-: Cheerleader
-HxC-: Go join goons
slippyslappy: oh you don't partake in the diaper play, just a sideline observer who cheers them on?
-HxC-: So it's more fun
-HxC-: No you're the cheerleader taking poo poo from the sidelines with no way to help your pathetic friends
-HxC-: All talk no bite boy
slippyslappy: i told will when he changes his diaper and goes back to his real faction instead of his burner 5k respect one
slippyslappy: but hes content pooping his pants in the burner
-HxC-: Yet again you're talking about someone I couldnt give a single f**k about
-HxC-: You're delusional if you think I care about your beef with this will guy
-HxC-: You talk like a f**king 8 year old child at that it's pathetic af
-HxC-: So either do something or like I said cheer from sidelines bc that's all you're gonna be able to do anyway
slippyslappy: sorry i was busy not wearing a diaper
slippyslappy: whats up
-HxC-: That's waht I thought you're keyboard tough
slippyslappy: are you trying to psyche yourself up? youre typing and not speaking outloud
Last message: 17:39:07 - 29/11/20 TCT

esto es malo
Aug 3, 2006

Don't want to end up a cartoon

In a cartoon graveyard

its not true 5bil cost but in essence its worth that much in actual energy usage instead of gaining stats since theyre all trash can idiots despite being years into the game

esto es malo
Aug 3, 2006

Don't want to end up a cartoon

In a cartoon graveyard

lmao that dumpy idiot lv 100 4500 age stalemated me and now hes trying to say the stat spy from 17 months ago is wrong (not true)

his current stats

stat spy from doctorn 17 months ago


-HxC-: Your faction had poo poo spies
slippyslappy: maybe if you didnt keep hitting on lowbies youd be higher
-HxC-: I guess that's why unleashed left the area
-HxC-: 😂
-HxC-: You're garbo it's okay dude
-HxC-: Talk me. To death some more
-HxC-: Pinch the nurses rear end for me too
-HxC-: Yea man dumping all over me
slippyslappy: buy some diapers with that 2k you dumpy moron
-HxC-: Sorry I thought a broke bitch said sum
-HxC-: Didn't mean to trigger you there little man
slippyslappy: sorry im doing other things at the same time
slippyslappy: not sitting here rubbing a poo poo filled diaper like you constantly
-HxC-: No you're going to a piss filled forum running your mouth
-HxC-: While. Still getting walked all. Over here
-HxC-: How's the hospital food
-HxC-: Send em a telegram
slippyslappy: lmao 2.5bil
slippyslappy: it wont even take me till year 3 to pass you
slippyslappy: sad
-HxC-: Cool
-HxC-: Do it
-HxC-: I've done more i this game than you ever will pop
slippyslappy: took 17 months to get 800 mil
slippyslappy: lmao
-HxC-: You also play a different game than I played when I started so yet agsin not something to brag about need better material
slippyslappy: in the last 17 months ive gotten what
slippyslappy: almost 2bil?
-HxC-: Sitting in a spoon fed faction it's not an accomplishment talk to wm when you actually do something
-HxC-: Yea it even that hate to break it to you I don't train
slippyslappy: yeah its obvious
-HxC-: To many other things to do in game
slippyslappy: you waste your e like a moron
-HxC-: You okay the game like a moron
-HxC-: And you'll never catch me not even hiding in tus
-HxC-: 1 decison and I sell ally factions dump secs and fhcs in SA and I'm the next miro or. Nabisco sitting on something like 100b in with of factions easily
-HxC-: So Yea stats mean Jack poo poo
slippyslappy: ive gained over double the stats you have since that last spy 17 months ago lmao
-HxC-: You're thick as f**k or retarded I'm not sure which
slippyslappy: and that includes the poo poo gain pre cap
Last message: 02:41:25 - 01/12/20 TCT

esto es malo
Aug 3, 2006

Don't want to end up a cartoon

In a cartoon graveyard

most of the people left are in another faction instead, forgot the name. one of the HT's?

esto es malo
Aug 3, 2006

Don't want to end up a cartoon

In a cartoon graveyard

lmao that owns gently caress that idiot

esto es malo
Aug 3, 2006

Don't want to end up a cartoon

In a cartoon graveyard

biosterous posted:

periodic reminder that all secret planning should be posted at http://chillinternet.club/ for maximum security

i have been bamboozled

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esto es malo
Aug 3, 2006

Don't want to end up a cartoon

In a cartoon graveyard

from what ched said before most of the dev staff is in ukraine iirc

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