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tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Once you do enough crimes and take enough drugs you can become art-vandalay and be an importer exporter.

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tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


also I'm gay.. but my spouse quit so I'm good for another super gay noob to marry me once My rent is done on current place.

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


a little every few hours

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


sounds like I need to also bounty this person.. Heh

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


LiberalExtinction posted:

Be crime, do gay.

Done.. altough my gay partner quit so I will need a new gay friend once my lease runs out

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


super sweet best pal posted:

Why you should dump points into awareness:



where ddi you find this.. city? Dump?

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


I've had multiple pubbies cry about me stealing 30 min of progress from them

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


I like people who I've stolen money from spending even more money paying others to put me in the hospital

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Jestah posted:

I know right?

Also really funny you pro nazi hunter commies didn't notice the Sonnenrad or the Swastika in my profile picture on discord the entire time. Hilarious stuff.

hey guys.. Guess what.. You didn't think I was a shitlord... well I have you FOOLED you I actually AM a racist shitlord.
Edit: you just didn't notice HAHAHAHAHA

tater_salad fucked around with this message at 21:37 on Aug 11, 2020

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Guys he clearly won we should just all quit the game. Oh well.

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Right should have tried to invade Eve or something good.

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Guess who started an international incident for mugging someones real life wife overseas for 20k?

This guy.

For those who don't play
Overseas mugging is part of the game it happens regularly.
20k is about the equivalent of finding a nickle on the ground on your way to the checkout line.

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


I mean if you guys were looking for some good chain targets next time or whatever...

This faction's been giving us trouble.
https://www.torn.com/factions.php?step=profile&ID=10739#/

some of their members moved to this one.. maybe they just bought?
https://www.torn.com/factions.php?step=profile&ID=45944#/

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


nice. goons could use some nice big friends, since many of us are still small

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Apparently someone didn't out this thread in pgs. So maybe 420 knows subversive. Oh wells.. life moves on. Wife gets hopiatal

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


super sweet best pal posted:

I keep getting rich off the city map. A casino pass dropped today, made $123 million after the buymugging tax. A few more payouts like this and I'll be able to furnish the private island I won off the wheel. :homebrew:

Nice.. I get the occasional good find even with high awareness. I never got a private island of the million dollar wheel, i got the honor bar pretty quickly, although the one on the 50k wheel still eludes me.

I'd probably be better at the wheel / finding stuff if I wasn't so hellbent on mugging peoples wives for 20k.

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Will has been reading this thread for awhile.
Will,
Pony up tenbux will be a man and post. Goons are very against violence against women and you can read all about it.

You can also tell us how many hours you've spent with all this, I can tell you for me it's been 20s of mins.


Tell your wife I say hi.

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Lol 1k on a got damned pixel honor badge.

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


unoplank posted:

color me crazy but i have an idea

we should finally activate our internal spy in hooligan family, i know the council said to wait but this is opportune time to pull the plug on the operation.

our faction is dying and if we don't do something with our hooligan spy network there won't be any rewards for them in the end as we promised.

thoughts, concerns, coupons? hmu in the private torn thread

Best Regards,

unoplank

No let's not do that yet. Don't want to burn the spy yet, I thoguht we wanted to wait for them to get faction bank access. Lets start a new faction called Drugs R kewl 420 YOLO and blend in and take down Will from the inside as part of his "alliance". If I recall we still all have our 1-3 required alts to join this forum right So lets go for it. ?

5 billion tornbux worth of energy spent.. keep it up boys.. hope it's all wort it.

edited for phoneposting terrible mishaps

tater_salad fucked around with this message at 19:38 on Nov 30, 2020

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


this game wont be much fun if you just sit in hospital forever.. but then again.. you're also wasting their big energy all over a mug and apparently "hide yo wife hide yo kids" gif is a direct attack on someone's children.

We already won torn.. Record breaking tears.. all starting with a 20k mug and then some ribbing when the salty guy kept taking it further and further.

My hope is that My one mug snowballs into a dirty bomb.

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


biosterous posted:

hello j4g goon! i invite you to come post in the secret planning forum here! there's no way for people to read what we're planning there if they don't have an account

Please make sure you post a thread requesting access to torn material there.

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Why did sammiches get bannt

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


unoplank posted:

hello fellow Gorns (GOon toRN playerS)

a small, birdie once told me that if you reap what you sow the world may never know.

meet me at private discord channel in 20 minutes for an rear end kicking.

the curtains have cloned the drapes.
REPEAT
the curtains have cloned the drapes.
STANDBY for orders.

Respectfully in Mourning,

unoplank

can you PM me the details, can't be on the discord then.

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Top sekrit meeting today on stonk market fixing right. Also on how we'll plot our revenge on "bad dude" aka "william Rock A fella"

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


A reminder to get in the planning discord ASAP, Will "Big BB" Rock-a-Fella has initiated a bounty war on me!

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


dragonshardz posted:

Oh, he's back at it again?

Oops I did it again! I played with his heart..

He just sad I got a wife that ain't him.

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


can you PM me the password? I can't find mine.. I gotta get my SLC .xls so I can look at the projected ROI for the SLC.

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


I need a reset
Old Pass is Marimoe

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


unoplank posted:

welcome to Torn! what's your ign (in game name)?

Butts

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


unoplank posted:

hello Butts !

Do you have a wife ready for a muggin

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tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


A reminder that if you wanna cheat... Don't bring all kinds of attention to yourself.

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