Khris Kruel posted:

So I'm currently in Federal Prison for my whoring ways.

*record scratch* let me back up and explain what has been happening.

Federal Prison is the games ban system basically, or suspension, for breaking rules. You can't do anything in federal prison, and you get sentences. I'm currently in for "questioning" as they figure out what they want to do.

These past 15 days has been what's called the Mr. and Mrs. Torn Competition. You submit a photo of yourself and everyone rates you, and people get prizes or something.

Now there's another rule that I want to clarify. You cannot impersonate someone else. You have to submit photos of yourself. So if you're going to ask me if I'm really the person I'm going to show photos of, yes, yes I am :winkyface:

I then submitted this photo as my competition photo:



As you can see, I have an offer. Pics for Armor. If you don't know, I deal in armor in the game and do alot of trading, with a little bazaar of all my wares and people come and shop with me and barter and stuff. I also mention I'm a Xanax whore, xanax being the most heavily consumed and traded drug in the game. This is basically equivalent to cash.

The offers flooded in, people wanted more pics. I asked them what they wanted, they told me, I quoted them a price. Some took me up on my offer, some called me a slut and whore, and in the end I got free poo poo.

Here are some samples, because I love goons:



If you notice the url path, you will notice it says "Snapchat"...yes, I routinely take pics of myself on snapchat and then save them to my own phone. This is a normal thing that every woman does. And if hypothetically this was not me, I would promise I have permission from said person to post pics and they would find it all hypothetically absolutely hilarious and is hypothetically doing this all for the hypothetical chatlog porn from hypothetical customers.

I did do a quick check of the rules...I noticed that getting real money in the game was a no no, so I knew specifically to deny all those requests, and I got them, I assume from narcs. But what I missed was "no sexually explicit content". I'm not sure how I missed that, but I did, and thought giving nudes for items was totally legit. I honestly didn't consider there might be minors in the game that Torn would want to absolve liability for that kinda thing.

I made out with about 4 pieces of armor of 40-41 quality, some people would buy from my bazaar, about 5 xanax.

And then yesterday I got two offers for nudes...the other armor pieces were maybe 20 mil each, and I gave out teasing pics for those. One guy gave me 200 mil in straight cash, another 241 xanax, which is basically 200 mil. I'm an expensive whore. And they got the good stuff, which I will not share here.

anyways, some people got mad that I was getting free poo poo for whoring, and I was reported, naturally.



All my customers have mentioned they received a warning, and they're still deliberating on my sentence. I will be taking some pics in handcuffs shortly