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So I've discovered players in torn are extremely bad at poker and half the table is colluding against you I normally troll the crap out of the chat, but today I was working remotely and wasn't paying much attention. I made about 40BB and then quit because the table broke. This guy messaged me out of the blue  I get mugged constantly so I keep $0 on me at all times, which is a huge waste of energy on their part since I have low stats. If I get up from the table and don't chug some blood that's not my blood type, I'll get mugged within micro seconds. These guys absolutely hate me because their collusion isn't working against me.
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So, we've acquired our own company, an adult novelties store called "m'ladys insertions" We immediately renamed it to Gonzo Goons, and I became the HR rep Being a good HR rep, I sent out notices to our employees of course. (context: Everyone in this game does Xanax and ecstacy...you basically can't really get anywhere without them) quote:Hello Employee! We gave them a day to find a new job and finish up their job points, to much chaos I was the first to jump into the company, and as soon as I did I set up my desk of course  I get a message from one of them believing that I sent them a recruitment email  Oh you sweet summer child I immediately respond  Finally, the player realizes what is happening  We begin firing the employees and replacing them with goons. We start to get some pushback from the employees trying to keep their job.           immediately afterwards  a few hours later   Sucking up to HR is the way to go  Anyways, we gave them a couple more days, and we have 3 employees left that refuse to leave, so their final notice 
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Jun 1, 2020 20:08
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normal interactions with pubbies
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Jun 13, 2020 15:55
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So let us go over the tale of Affluenza, or as we warmly call him Influenza. Affluenza is a level 94 trader and has been in this game for 6 years. In this game, they have a mechanic called buy mugging, where you can buy equipment off of people and then immediately mug them for some of your money back. One of the goals of this game is to find traders that won't do this to you. One of the ways to check if they do is look at their enemy list and their karma/dislikes. You want a high ratio of likes to dislikes and they don't have enemies. These are very important as a trader. So after winning a bunch of money playing poker 16 hours a day on this game, I decided to take a break and become an armor trader. I did some models for what I thought the market should be, and went through and picked up anything I thought I could relist for 50% profit (its working so far). So Affluenza has armor pieces as well. The 3 bazaars with the lowest listed price on a piece of armor will be listed, all other bazaars are banished to the nether. If someone can't see your bazaar, they don't shop there. So I take my shittiest pieces of armor and undercut Affluenza by 1 dollar. He absolutely goes apeshit, blocks me, enemy lists me, and for two days puts bounties on me so that I get beat up. This actually isn't a bad thing, because if I'm in the hospital, I can't be mugged. Most traders keep themselves in the hospital. So we can't attack Affluenza...I'm a 120 day old newb with low stats. But what can I do? I can dislike his thread, and put him as an enemy, and post in his thread that he mugs people after they sell to him. This is where the threats begin, because the rest of us also nuke his trade thread and list him as an enemy. We start getting threats from other players since we went and disliked everyone who posted in the thread as well.   So come play with us, where pubbies E-Reputation is super important to them, and we wield insane power as newbies to completely destroy traders reputations.
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Jun 13, 2020 16:21
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If I can figure out how to run an extortion racket on dislikes, I'm gonna start kneecapping traders that don't buy dislike protection from us
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Jun 13, 2020 16:23
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So I'm currently in Federal Prison for my whoring ways. *record scratch* let me back up and explain what has been happening. Federal Prison is the games ban system basically, or suspension, for breaking rules. You can't do anything in federal prison, and you get sentences. I'm currently in for "questioning" as they figure out what they want to do. These past 15 days has been what's called the Mr. and Mrs. Torn Competition. You submit a photo of yourself and everyone rates you, and people get prizes or something. Now there's another rule that I want to clarify. You cannot impersonate someone else. You have to submit photos of yourself. So if you're going to ask me if I'm really the person I'm going to show photos of, yes, yes I am :winkyface: I then submitted this photo as my competition photo:  As you can see, I have an offer. Pics for Armor. If you don't know, I deal in armor in the game and do alot of trading, with a little bazaar of all my wares and people come and shop with me and barter and stuff. I also mention I'm a Xanax whore, xanax being the most heavily consumed and traded drug in the game. This is basically equivalent to cash. The offers flooded in, people wanted more pics. I asked them what they wanted, they told me, I quoted them a price. Some took me up on my offer, some called me a slut and whore, and in the end I got free poo poo. Here are some samples, because I love goons:  If you notice the url path, you will notice it says "Snapchat"...yes, I routinely take pics of myself on snapchat and then save them to my own phone. This is a normal thing that every woman does. And if hypothetically this was not me, I would promise I have permission from said person to post pics and they would find it all hypothetically absolutely hilarious and is hypothetically doing this all for the hypothetical chatlog porn from hypothetical customers. I did do a quick check of the rules...I noticed that getting real money in the game was a no no, so I knew specifically to deny all those requests, and I got them, I assume from narcs. But what I missed was "no sexually explicit content". I'm not sure how I missed that, but I did, and thought giving nudes for items was totally legit. I honestly didn't consider there might be minors in the game that Torn would want to absolve liability for that kinda thing. I made out with about 4 pieces of armor of 40-41 quality, some people would buy from my bazaar, about 5 xanax. And then yesterday I got two offers for nudes...the other armor pieces were maybe 20 mil each, and I gave out teasing pics for those. One guy gave me 200 mil in straight cash, another 241 xanax, which is basically 200 mil. I'm an expensive whore. And they got the good stuff, which I will not share here. anyways, some people got mad that I was getting free poo poo for whoring, and I was reported, naturally.  All my customers have mentioned they received a warning, and they're still deliberating on my sentence. I will be taking some pics in handcuffs shortly 
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Jul 25, 2020 20:38
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same old same old, just getting thrown into federal prison in Torn for whorin'
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Jul 25, 2020 21:00
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I'm getting let out on a warning, apparently any "real content" for in game items is absolutely prohibited. They're stripping me of my whore-gotten gains. I guess prostitution is illegal everywhere.
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Jul 26, 2020 16:40
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jay is currently going around telling everyone that I banned him for being a nazi. Here's actual proof that I straight up did not ban him for being a nazi, and in fact said I don't think he's a nazi, but we have proof he invited a nazi to our server and he made it clear he was not going to change his behavior and "doesn't care about politics" 
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Aug 3, 2020 05:17
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honestly it was just a matter of time before we pissed off the right person and they ended the faction. Should just kick everyone down to one member and reinvite when they get bored
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Dec 8, 2020 15:35
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