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Doctor Dogballs

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"Ah, Chess. The eternal Game of Fools" *sips chocolate wine*

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Doctor Dogballs

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That guy, he's a real JASCP. ("Just Another Smoothbrained Chess Player")

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Doctor Dogballs

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Sorry, Chess players, but life can't be reduced to an 8x8 grid. Real smartoe's limit their game-playing to Monopoly and the Bioshock video game series

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Doctor Dogballs

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Chess is 0% skill, 50% memorizing a bunch of combos, and 50% intentionally having breath bad enough to force your opponent to straight up concede

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Doctor Dogballs

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Chessboxing: the only sport that gives you worse brain damage than boxing

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Doctor Dogballs

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Heather Papps posted:

aleister crowley, walking into a chess tournament: "oh no, these guys are losers. just the biggest nerds - i could dress up like a wizard and still be cooler than these... wait... wait a minute..."
*puff of smoke and speed lines in the direction of the nearest seamstress*

lol

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Doctor Dogballs

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Can you imagine you go on what was supposed to be a nice trip to a winery and have it spoiled by the presence of chess :barf:

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Doctor Dogballs

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why do chess players have to buy ice?

cause they can't remember the recipe

I know this contradicts my stance that chess is just memorization but too bad, I like the joke

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Doctor Dogballs

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(Poster for Chess video game)

John Travolta is About to Make You His Bitch

Daichess

Slurp it up

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Chess: The Fyre Festival of boardgames

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