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FutonForensic

you, a chess player, can only see the world in black and white. that makes you racist. I look around this room and see everyone in the colors of the rainbow: the ochre of the Oriental. the umber of the Eskimo. the spoiled milk off-white of the conniving Luxembourgian


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FutonForensic

chess player: yeah I've been playing the ol chess for a while, memorized a few opening moves that'll really freak you out, haha

me: [mentally projecting the billions of Go moves i could make to obliterate this nerd]


FutonForensic

Doctor Dogballs posted:

Can you imagine you go on what was supposed to be a nice trip to a winery and have it spoiled by the presence of chess :barf:

gah! there's a pawn in my merlot


FutonForensic

star trek is supposed to be a vision of a utopian future for humanity, whilst at the same time showing that not only are motherfuckers still playing chess, they took time and effort to elaborate on it and spread it to other alien civilizations like it's herpes for the brain


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