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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > Ah, Chess...
 
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Escape From Noise

Doctor Dogballs posted:

Sorry, Chess players, but life can't be reduced to an 8x8 grid. Real smartoe's limit their game-playing to Monopoly and the Bioshock video game series

I'm sorry but Monopoly is less a game and more of a twisted and agonizing punishment wrought by an angry and vengeful god.

* # ¿ May 14, 2020 06:19
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Escape From Noise

 3D chess, for people too dumb for chess

* # ¿ May 14, 2020 06:24
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Escape From Noise

Doctor Dogballs posted:

Chessboxing: the only sport that gives you worse brain damage than boxing

:ms:

* # ¿ May 15, 2020 07:20
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Escape From Noise

 Why is the holy man the horniest chess piece?

* # ¿ May 15, 2020 07:23
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 Every time I see the title to this thread I read it in my head like Orson Welles shouts "AaaaaAAAAAH! The French...champagne!" in those outtakes of for the commercials he did for Paul Masson winery.

Edit: I was just reading the Wikipedia entry on Paul Masson and holy. poo poo

Wikipedia posted:


WineryEdit

Masson shifted part of his production to the Santa Cruz Mountains above Saratoga, California and built his "chateau" on a knob overlooking the Santa Clara Valley in 1905. Now known as "The Mountain Winery", the Paul Masson Mountain Winery is on the National Park Service's National Register of Historic Places, though it ceased making wines in 1952. Instead, it serves as a conferencing and events venue - various events are held at the winery, such as concert series, weddings, and other special events. A famous chess tournament was held there annually for a number of years in the late 1970s and early 1980s.

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 15:21 on May 15, 2020



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# ¿ May 22, 2024 05:37
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 Roudy chessman hooting and hollering at my wife!



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