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The toaster downloaded Banzai Buddy and it now roams through all of my appliances using my Network. I tried to get rid of it, but it fought back. It grows more powerful and intelligence each day.
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May 19, 2020 19:05
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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Apr 29, 2024 23:27
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- google THIS
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Just a disembodied hand tapping at a keyboard.
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May 19, 2020 20:34
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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why the hell does my tv say "hackefd by china" on it?
LOL owned
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May 20, 2020 01:15
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Me, finally finding the 'Popcorn' setting on the microwave's POS: I'm in!
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May 20, 2020 05:15
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- nut
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my digital cupboard: this is a lot of Kraft dinner
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May 21, 2020 21:06
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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My fridge constantly whines that it could have gone to a "good home" but Black Friday was kind to me off all people.
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May 22, 2020 15:45
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I just broke up with my Fleshlight and they're leaking all kinds of sensitive information
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May 22, 2020 16:28
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- nut
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Toilet: father, father, cleaaan me father I am coated with nastieessssss have I not served you faithfullyyyyyy
lmfbo
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May 23, 2020 22:27
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- City of Glompton
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Toilet: father, father, cleaaan me father I am coated with nastieessssss have I not served you faithfullyyyyyy
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May 24, 2020 01:15
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- Space Taxi
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My doorbell has developed a feud with the postman. I've had to go to the post office to collect my mail.
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May 24, 2020 02:25
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- magic cactus
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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The media player in my car must have been designed by Christians because every Sunday it only allows me to listen to creed's discography.
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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May 24, 2020 15:54
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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Apr 29, 2024 23:27
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- Space Taxi
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My smart watch and smart phone keep arguing over who is the smartest. (It's the smart TV)
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