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My kid, away at uni in another state, logs into our Nest and turns the thermostat up 2 degrees. Me, working overseas on a long term contract, getting a notification, slightly annoyed, turns it back down. An hour later up the temperature goes again, 3 degrees. Now I'm getting angry. I turn it back down and send a message to their fridge to shout "STOP SCREWING AROUND! love dad" on its huge display screen. "it wasn't me!" pings my phone, as I watch the thermostat rise four degrees. Furious now, I turn it back down and change the admin settings, locking everyone out but me. I smile smugly into my phone. An hour later I get a message from my tenant saying there's something wrong with the thermostat. They tried adjusting it but it keeps resetting to the default setting. |
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My wife's name is Alexa.
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May 17, 2020 17:45
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My Roomba has its own twitter account that it uses to passive-aggressively complain about what a slovenly mess I am. |
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May 17, 2020 18:41
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Grandpa, what was it like living in the 20's? |
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