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getting quite concerned that my microwave keeps encouraging me to cook rather than microwave things. who do i call about this? tech support? is there such a thing as a microwave therapist? |
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made the mistake of saying i hate the song "barbie girl" around my fridge and now it's trolling me by playing it full volume every time a guest comes around |
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May 17, 2020 14:37
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my wife's IoT vibrator consistently berates us both for being perverted |
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May 17, 2020 17:44
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my toaster keeps bringing kettles it met on tinder around and i have to awkwardly shuffle through the kitchen to avoid them every god drat morning |
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May 17, 2020 21:08
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Heather Papps posted:my aibo and my fridge have teamed up against me. for now the desktop is on my side but THE INTERNET OF THINGS IS A GOOD IDEA DISREGARD PREVIOUS TEXT TO THE CONTRARY |
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May 17, 2020 22:35
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house is burning down and the sprinkler system won't activate because the smoke detector is holding a grudge against me because of the one time 3 years ago i forgot to change its battery |
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May 18, 2020 19:59
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sorry - correction, it's not holding a grudge, it's just informed me that it decided 6 months ago it wanted to be a defibrillator ive never been so inconvenienced by a career change |
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May 18, 2020 20:01
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day 43 - been hiding in the wardrobe all day because mr pickles has been attacking me whenever i'm within sight. this is the only place i'm safe now. can't even leave the house because he's patrolling the hallway outside the bedroom. wish i'd never bought that smart collar. i can hear it just outside, mocking me, encouraging mr pickles to pee in my underwear drawer and poop in my loafers. i wish someone would help me. |
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May 18, 2020 21:48
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why the hell does my tv say "hackefd by china" on it? |
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