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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Ez8 posted:

At work the cafeteria sometimes serves breakfast gyros which are a regular gyro with scrambled eggs in it. It's pretty good.
The first time I had one I asked the guy behind the counter if there was any tzatziki sauce for it.
He pointed at the condiment counter behind me, "They got some of dat pickle mayonnaise over there."
Surely, I thought, he meant tzatziki, but because he's not familiar with it, it looked like "pickle mayonnaise."
Nope, sure enough, it was mayonnaise with pickle relish in it. Still good though.

Long story short, have a dollop of pickle mayonnaise on your breakfast.

congratulations you ate tartar sauce

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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

lmao haaahah sure enuff, there's pickles in that there mayonnaise


Lmao haahahaha


now I understand how Doobie fleeced you people

youre dick
Jan 29, 2019

bradzilla posted:

I've been working from home for 2 and a half months and my breakfasts are getting kinda stale. Fried eggs, scrambled eggs, cereal, waffles, toast are pretty much the regulars and it's all getting a bit stale. What are some good breakfasts you all like that can be prepared, ideally in under 20 minutes?

Bagel with spicy hummus. Made spicier with the smoked hot pepper powder i made. Then some breakfast sausage or whatever, not really necessary.

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
Coffee is the best breakfast, then seltzer for lunch. Then make breakfast burritos for dinner by heating up the tortilla in a pan and melting freshly grated smoked provolone cheese into it before adding the fillings and rolling it up.

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

Lately I enjoy thick cut bacon on raisin bagel with some spicy sauce

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Toast with strawberry jam, and tomato ketchup on the side to dip it in.

Ferdinand Bardamu
Apr 30, 2013
Siggi's Skyr with some honey and banana chunks or muesli put into it

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i usually just eat a banana and a granola bar if im just going to work

otherwise if im going riding i like to have some oatmeal with lots of brown sugar, butter, a splash of milk, and an egg mixed in

feller
Jul 5, 2006


Sunswipe posted:

Toast with strawberry jam, and tomato ketchup on the side to dip it in.

:barf:

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Sunswipe posted:

Toast with strawberry jam, and tomato ketchup on the side to dip it in.

please no trolling my thread

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

bradzilla posted:

please no trolling my thread

Try it. Anyone who's had the balls/ovaries to try it has liked it.

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
As many eggs as humanly possible

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Sunswipe posted:

Toast with strawberry jam, and tomato ketchup on the side to dip it in.

Please don't attack me with such dreadfully powerful weapons.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Yogurt, granola mix and fresh fruit is really good.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
I stay in breakfast ruts until I generally lose interest. It used to be a cup of coffee and cunnilingus, now its a strawberry milk and some light rimming.

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

MCT oil (start slow) can be a decent breakfast substitute. That’s my daily

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

ShortyMR.CAT posted:

As many eggs as humanly possible

My goon can eat 50 eggs.

wilfredmerriweathr
Jul 11, 2005
motherfucking breakfast tacos, I started making them because i had leftover corn taco tortillas from a ski trip and by god i am hooked on them


the more hot sauce, spicy peppers, onions, salsa etc the better

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Sounds good to Burt, efficient almost

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Breakfast nut

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017

Big Beef City posted:

congratulations you ate tartar sauce

i was really hungover at this super fancy annual brunch thing, and there was like a fish fry and prime rib served to order right next to all the usual breakfast trappings. it was like half-buffet, idk what you call it.

anyway i served myself up a hearty portion of roasted breakfast potatoes and saw this kinda chunky white stuff next to it. I thought "huh, white breakfast gravy, thats a little country for this joint...but HELL YEAH" and proceeded to dump it on the top of my taters.

nope, it was tartar sauce. they just had it closer to the potatoes than the fish and they totally hosed me.

honestly it wasn't that bad.

stay in school kids, and smoke weed every drat day

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Sunswipe posted:

Toast with strawberry jam, and tomato ketchup on the side to dip it in.

Please post a picture of you eating this tomorrow so we can all laugh at your pallet, otherwise don’t troll this thread anymore!

Ez8
Aug 5, 2004

Big Beef City posted:

congratulations you ate tartar sauce

When a toothless hillbilly makes it, I can assure you it is simply "pickle mayonnaise."

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Burt Sexual posted:

Please post a picture of you eating this tomorrow so we can all laugh at your pallet, otherwise don’t troll this thread anymore!

Really? No one else has ever had toast and jam with a cooked breakfast and thought "I wonder how that bit of ketchup leftover would taste with the toast?" I'm finding this difficult to believe from the country that invented chocolate chip battered sausage on a stick.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LlPU6KenjU

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Tater tots, nachos style

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
put a pork roast in a slow cooker before going to bed and have carnitas tacos and a mexican coke for breakfast OP

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Oatmeal is the breakfast of champions imo. If you do the overnight method with some yogurt & protein powder, then some raisins/chocolate chips/nuts you can put it in the fridge the night before and stumble out of bed the next morning to the fridge and inhale instant breakfast. Like 4-500 cal and 30+g of protein.

Also plenty of fiber for pooping

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Chinatown posted:

put a pork roast in a slow cooker before going to bed and have carnitas tacos and a mexican coke for breakfast OP

Incredible really. I tried this once with a package of pork chops instead of the roast and it was a drat diet pepsi. Terrible.

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

sardines op. there's even a thread for it

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





3 Cliff bars in a blender, cover with vodka. Blend at the highest setting for 4 seconds. Small slice of grapefruit wedged on the rim.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

shakshuka or pho, get cultural with it
or do it like the Scandinavians and eat sandwiches

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest
plain oatmeal and black coffee!

Muscle Wizard
Jul 28, 2011

by sebmojo

WaryWarren posted:

Siggi's Skyr with some honey and banana chunks or muesli put into it

:yum:

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!


hot coffee and a cigarette for breakfast huh

tbh, sounds like the prelude to german porn based on what ive learned in GBS this week


otoh literally nothing out of finland surprises me

i assume "bloro" is Finnish for "impending turdsplosion"

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


bradzilla posted:

I've been working from home for 2 and a half months and my breakfasts are getting kinda stale. Fried eggs, scrambled eggs, cereal, waffles, toast are pretty much the regulars and it's all getting a bit stale. What are some good breakfasts you all like that can be prepared, ideally in under 20 minutes?

Same op, in about to start making overnight oats again.

Captain Beans
Aug 5, 2004

Whar be the beans?
Hair Elf

a good deal imo, it’s only 20 more B’s than a bowl of cornflakes

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Apr 8, 2020

by Athanatos
2 cans sardines in oil, disgorged into a large metal bowl, and mixed with mayonnaise, hot sauce, mustard, sweet relish, minced garlic, Worshtershire sauce. Garnish with sesame. Eat with crackers

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