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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Breakfast rut
 
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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

 :justpost: cereal

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

gary oldmans diary posted:

minced sausage mixed into the pancake batter. melted butter mixed into the syrup

...no. No.

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

 "Ya'll want some hamburger helper cakes? ..S'got maple flavored syrup on it!" - you, grossly.
"Father, please,Young Jim is still ill from the sage and ham waffles you pressed in the waffle iron yesterday and topped with gravy. I fear he has... Fever and.. a Roux." -- your daughter probably, making a flour based gravy pun about your son dying.

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Ez8 posted:

At work the cafeteria sometimes serves breakfast gyros which are a regular gyro with scrambled eggs in it. It's pretty good.
The first time I had one I asked the guy behind the counter if there was any tzatziki sauce for it.
He pointed at the condiment counter behind me, "They got some of dat pickle mayonnaise over there."
Surely, I thought, he meant tzatziki, but because he's not familiar with it, it looked like "pickle mayonnaise."
Nope, sure enough, it was mayonnaise with pickle relish in it. Still good though.

Long story short, have a dollop of pickle mayonnaise on your breakfast.

congratulations you ate tartar sauce

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Chinatown posted:

put a pork roast in a slow cooker before going to bed and have carnitas tacos and a mexican coke for breakfast OP

Incredible really. I tried this once with a package of pork chops instead of the roast and it was a drat diet pepsi. Terrible.

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