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dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
don't be a slave to traditional "breakfast" ideas. break free of outmoded ideas about "nutrition" and "starting the day right".

below is a short list of interesting alternatives:


ham sandwich and a shot of bourbon

spaghetti and meatballs with a side of fudge ripple ice cream

a couple cigs and a fresh garden salad, complimented with diet coke and a valium

raw calf liver and a slice of pineapple

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dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

Chinatown posted:

Do what I've done recently and master the art of the poached egg and buffet style omelette. I got a small nonstick I use only for omelettes and it owns.

i do something similar, except i grab some stuff out of the fridge and throw in the microwave for a while

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

no that's way too involved

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

mit ponhaus

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Hell yeah I see someone else who has enjoyed a saumagen in their lifetime

:tastykake: for dessert

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dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
my breakfast fish fillets were kinda rubbery today

maybe too much honey or the sour cream wasn't supposed to be blue, i dunno

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