I stepped in a hole and a lil guy came out

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The_Rob: Blah blah blah blah!!

I tried kissing his little face but he punched me and went and cried under the fridge

# ? May 28, 2020 18:37

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# ? May 7, 2024 05:40

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

was sniffing teh roses n accidentally sucked the little guy up my nose D:

# ? May 28, 2020 18:40

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I think you may have to show him who's boss. Have you considered slamming a tall boy, ripping your shirt off, and screaming "Come at me, bro!" in his tiny little face?

for our brethren to the north, "tarps off bud!"

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# ? May 28, 2020 18:49

nut

trap him in a glass, slide a stiff piece of paper under and take him outside before releasing him into his natural habitat

# ? May 28, 2020 20:32

Heather Papps: hello friend

if yuo spritz a yarn ball with tea tree oil he'll become a hippy and tho the smell is worse they are easier to handle

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? May 28, 2020 21:00

The_Rob: Blah blah blah blah!!

nut posted:

trap him in a glass, slide a stiff piece of paper under and take him outside before releasing him into his natural habitat

I tried this out and it worked like a charm. I�m driving him to a Buffalo Wild Wings right now.

# ? May 29, 2020 01:12

oliwan: by Nyc_Tattoo

does the little guy have red hair op? because I'm that case it's probably just a Pumuckl:

# ? May 29, 2020 22:20

alexandriao

The_Rob posted:

I mean I agree but like I’ve seen it a lot and he keeps insisting I haven’t actually. also I asked him what his favorite tv show was and he told me spike tv. which isn’t even a show and also hasn’t been anything for like 15 years.

meyeb the little ppl have different movies in their littleverse

# ? Jun 2, 2020 03:29