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"you lack vision, but i see a premium video company where people log on and off our app. on and off, off and on all day, all night. soon, where free apps once stood will be an aggregation of interactive video, popular stars, and thoughtfully-curated content. lighthouse productions, quick bites, and rotatable point of view as far as your phone can turn. my god, it'll be profitable."
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iirc meg whitman's run for ca governor as a repub got tanked cause she hired an illegal immigrant housecleaner. no im not fact checking this
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May 27, 2020 14:24
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shut up, meg
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May 27, 2020 14:28
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I got a trial to watch the golden arm show. it was incredibly bad and the experience was bad
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May 27, 2020 14:45
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its only failing because of the corona virus "whats that? everyone is streaming like never before, netflix is adding millions of users and people are binging TV shows for hours on end?" "MILLIENIALS!" or zoomers or whatever the gently caress generation we hate today
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May 27, 2020 15:01
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"ZOMMERS!" i scream as i slowly shrink and transform into a quibi
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May 27, 2020 15:02
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katzenberg is a legit evil hell boss. i can't imagine ever working on one of his projects lol
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May 27, 2020 15:18
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if you can, watch the documentary "waking sleeping beauty" to see how much of an rear end in a top hat he was at disney in the 90's i think it's on disney plus
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May 27, 2020 15:19
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dude schedules meetings at 7 in the morning. what an rear end in a top hat
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May 27, 2020 15:33
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The plan is to get exclusive contracts with YouTube personalities, right? I hope they get that far because there are a whole lot of YouTube personalities I’d love to never hear about again
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refleks posted:"ZOMMERS!" i scream as i slowly shrink and transform into a quibi this is some kind of up the butt fetish
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May 27, 2020 15:56
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May 27, 2020 15:59
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Jonny 290 posted:god drat thats a good film god of cookery is still my favorite, it's basically the same movie but about celebrity chefs, chow even recycled a lot of the jokes for shaolin soccer
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Kirk posted:have you heard of quibi, the mobile-only video streaming service that has been brought into the world by this pair of corporate liches, jeffrey katzenberg and meg whitman (you might recall thjat whitman was the ceo of HP and she fuckin sucked at it. the only good thing she did was axe webOS): hey kirk
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qirex posted:god of cookery is still my favorite, it's basically the same movie but about celebrity chefs, chow even recycled a lot of the jokes for shaolin soccer god of cookery is the best stephen chow movie and only kung fu hustle beats it in the "undeserving rear end in a top hat gets his life fixed for free" department
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Cat Face Joe posted:god of cookery is the best stephen chow movie and only kung fu hustle beats it in the "undeserving rear end in a top hat gets his life fixed for free" department 
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May 27, 2020 16:53
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the episode duration upper limit happens to be the lower limit specified by the various film and tv unions
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May 27, 2020 18:57
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JumpinJackFlash posted:dude schedules meetings at 7 in the morning. what an rear end in a top hat doesn't surprise me in the slightest. there's a book called DisneyWar which is basically the rise and fall of michael eisner at disney, but it also touches on katzenberg because he and eisner had a massive falling out and my recollection from that book is that katzenberg basically just lived life in a perpetual state of meeting. at his office he'd constantly have two lines active, talking to someone on one while his secretary queued up a call on the other, and just bounce to the other line as soon as the first call was 'done'. in-person visitors would get squeezed in for up to thirty seconds between calls as time permitted. never arrived at a meeting on time; people in the studio basically learned to just post a lookout for his car, and only when he was sighted would they actually convene in the conference room.
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May 27, 2020 23:10
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you can now airplay Quibi videos because I guess they figured out no one is leaving the house anyway
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i still dont know what quibi is and it’s kind of fun this way
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May 28, 2020 11:35
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things it might be: 1. an app 2. a youtube channel
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May 28, 2020 11:36
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Endless Mike posted:you can now airplay Quibi videos because I guess they figured out no one is leaving the house anyway do i need two TVs to get all the different angles available that definitely has a positive impact on the content being watched and not an incredible waste of time
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May 28, 2020 13:29
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President Beep posted:things it might be: Quibi brings together the best of Hollywood and Silicon Valley.
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quibi sent a c&d to a podcast that was gonna be a big sloppy quibilingus for their shows but they sent them a list of bizarre demands so they pivoted to being a quibi takedown show
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May 28, 2020 16:44
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q*bert >> quibi
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May 28, 2020 17:08
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i recall reading of tacitus’ study of the quibii, an obscure germanic tribe.
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May 28, 2020 17:14
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if you have more than one quibi they're a quibus
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Every morning I wake up and slam the What's New button in quibi. It's Quibi's Big Bang Theory spinoff and right then and there I start saying the jokes alongside with the main character, Sheldon Cooper. I recite every pop-culture reference they can cram into 5 minutes. Making math jokes and computer sound effects with my mouth. Not many can say they can watch videos cropped perfectly for both portrait and landscape mode. I can. I say it and I say it out loud every day to people on my favorite computer forum and all they do is prove people on yospos can still be immature jerks. And I've seen all the quibi content and I've learned how to make myself and my apartment less lonely by rewatching all of it every day. 2 hours including wind down every morning. Then I post.
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President Beep posted:i recall reading of tacitus’ study of the quibii, an obscure germanic tribe. good beepin right here. would quike (quibi like) and shquib (quibi share) to my friends.
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May 28, 2020 22:41
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Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:(quibi share) satya please bring back squirting
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Jonny 290 posted:anime hate is racism qtiyd edit: imagine hating anime in 2020 cmon https://twitter.com/bikinibabelover/status/109290514783809536?lang=en
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but what if I really don't like it
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you’ll listen to it, god dammit, and you’ll like it!
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Quibi Will Close Down in One of Hollywood’s Biggest Flops lol Among the names being floated for possible Biden Cabinet posts are Meg Whitman, the CEO of Quibi lmao
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Kirk posted:Among the names being floated for possible Biden Cabinet posts are Meg Whitman, the CEO of Quibi jesus christ democrats are loving pathetic
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