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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware/Software Crap > YOSPOS > its called quibi, my quibitch
 
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Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

Kirk posted:

have you heard of quibi, the mobile-only video streaming service that has been brought into the world by this pair of corporate liches, jeffrey katzenberg and meg whitman (you might recall thjat whitman was the ceo of HP and she fuckin sucked at it. the only good thing she did was axe webOS):



it launched in april or whatever and i just started paying attention to it now so if more funny things have happened since then tell me

quibi is some hilarious bullshit that could only have arisen from a c-suite hotbox. they somehow raised 1 billion earth dollars for what might be the dumbest idea for a streaming platform ever (except for crunchyroll, the streaming platform for pedophiles). imagine this: you get to pay $5 to watch E X C L U S I V E tiktok videos on your phone with a bunch of ads. BUT you can pay $8 a month to not see the ads.

lets hear the visionary leaders explain quiburp!!! when asked why the gently caress anyone cares about his dumbass dead end platform, katzenberg explains:


ya ok sounds like you're either lying or oblivious but either way go on


uhhh maybe theres a really good value proposition


what is it that hollywood knows how to do?

oh its this:


lmbo

but wait they have some hot-as-fire streaming tech that its gonna knock ur fuckin dick off: portrait AND landscape support


anyway if youre concerned this platform might not take off have i got some news for you


:madmax:

hey kirk

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Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

qirex posted:

god of cookery is still my favorite, it's basically the same movie but about celebrity chefs, chow even recycled a lot of the jokes for shaolin soccer

god of cookery is the best stephen chow movie and only kung fu hustle beats it in the "undeserving rear end in a top hat gets his life fixed for free" department

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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware/Software Crap > YOSPOS > its called quibi, my quibitch