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twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author


This is the Space Thread.

Talk about outer space, other planets, evidence of UFO’s leaked by the military, pulsars, "yeah we could build a Dyson sphere but who's gonna pay for it?", the Space Force, which alien race you would rather be abducted by, the heat death of the universe, the space race, the best way to terraform Mars, soviet attempts to colonize the moon, that weird freeze-dried ice cream, vacuum toilets, that astronaut who drove across the country in a diaper to murder someone, those deeds to acres of martian land that people give as birthday gifts, asteroid mining, Space X, etc., etc.

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twoday has issued a correction as of 12:51 on May 28, 2020

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twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
So yesterday there was supposed to be a launch and even Trump was there, but it got canceled because of the weather. Check out those suits:

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1265835205115498496?s=19

https://twitter.com/Politidope/status/1265736427339501568?s=19

https://twitter.com/Astro_Doug/status/1265843262943825921?s=19

https://twitter.com/MoNscience/status/1265955750939156480?s=19

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

euphronius posted:

why don’t we see evidence of other alien civilizations

it’s wierd

Well, when stars die they go supernova, and that sends out a giant explosion of radioactive death all around it. That happens in the Milky Way once about every 50 years or so. If it’s too close to you, your planet pretty much gets sterilized. They think that one may have hit earth 2.5 million years ago, and while it wasn’t close enough to kill all life on earth, it seems like it may have caused a megafauna extinction event. So colonizing mars won’t really help avoid this either, to avoid this you have to travel to different part of the galaxy if you want your species to survive, and one theory is that they all just go extinct before they manage to do that

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
being thousands of miles from earth is the most effective form of social distancing

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

wolfs posted:

will musk’s rocket fail horribly saturday? maybe!

that’s just how 2020 works

the most 2020 thing would be if they bring COVID to the ISS and then burn up on reentry

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Stairmaster posted:

i think it'd be cool to have space habitats

Low gravity would be pretty annoying though, if you accidentally elbow the coffee mug on your desk it's going to fly across the room

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

wolfs posted:

on a better, less hellish timeline the orbital mechanics or whatever of Mars and Venus would be slightly different and make these places habitable like the pulp novels said

Venus would be rainforests and Mars would be arid but with weirdo neolithic canals or whatever

and the USSR would have colonized Venus! it would be the true destination for Tim Curry, unspoiled by capitalism

in a further alternate timeline, the soviets would have send more probes to mars than venus, colonized mars, and cemented its title as the Red Planet

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twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

how the gently caress was it so cheap to feed an astronaut back then, it costs like $10k/lb to deliver poo poo to space

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