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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

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Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
We all appreciate Microwave's mom, but can we take a moment to take note of Microwave's house? That is some primo beachfront property. Perfect, I would say, for making love to a beautiful woman.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Is microwave also hot like his famous mom?

Professorjuggalo
Oct 22, 2019

by Cyrano4747
ive seen this picture on so many places of the internet only to find out its from some goon

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Devils Affricate posted:

We all appreciate Microwave's mom, but can we take a moment to take note of Microwave's house? That is some primo beachfront property. Perfect, I would say, for making love to a beautiful woman.


TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Close it

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

She chose...poorly

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Microwaved mom

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

Noooooooooooo

.dazedandconfused..
Jan 5, 2006

Once upon a time Blubberkopf made me even more confused....

MILF'd mom

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Grevling posted:

Is microwave also hot like his famous mom?

Nope, he looked like a goon.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

LabyaMynora posted:

Nope, he looked like a goon.

A goon that goon himself? A goonful goon.

Bold Robot
Jan 6, 2009

Be brave.




iirc there's a third pic, also an interior shot of this room, but I could be making that up.

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
I love this meme but have never seen the actual post where the goon talks about making their move, and would love terribly to see this historical self own one day

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Bold Robot posted:

iirc there's a third pic, also an interior shot of this room, but I could be making that up.

I recall there being one taken with a bunch of guys at a LAN party and one of the guys is wearing trackies and it looks like he’s trying to hide a boner. We’re talking probably over a decade ago here though so I may be chatting out of my rear end

luchajones
Jan 28, 2018

I have no beard, and I must scream

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


where is microwaves dad.

luchajones
Jan 28, 2018

I have no beard, and I must scream

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

where is microwaves dad.



or

luchajones fucked around with this message at 13:33 on May 30, 2020

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018


Whooping Crabs posted:

She chose...poorly

Bold Robot
Jan 6, 2009

Be brave.




:golfclap: nicely done, never seen either of these, the pic with the shocker is the one I was thinking of

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

LabyaMynora posted:

Nope, he looked like a goon.

I see, interesting. But why did he choose to upload pictures of his hot mom to the internet?

Bold Robot
Jan 6, 2009

Be brave.



Grevling posted:

I see, interesting. But why did he choose to upload pictures of his hot mom to the internet?

I wanna say there was some kind of weird situation with a stepdad.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

We’re all disgusting pigs, this is just another drop in the bucket.

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003





Forgot this classic

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

lol doing a shocker pose w your dads wife

tbh, somebody needs to add that photo to the power move thread


even if its kinda weird

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



That dude is Microwave himself?

He was just way ahead of the curve, 50% of porn is based on that scenario nowadays

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!


this makes no loving sense to me to be doing w your step mom

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Phlegmish posted:

That dude is Microwave himself?

He was just way ahead of the curve, 50% of porn is based on that scenario nowadays

No that's a different guy and he wanted to gently caress his step mom

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Statutory Ape posted:

this makes no loving sense to me to be doing w your step mom

I've seen many internet videos that disagree.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

These are different ladies

luchajones
Jan 28, 2018

I have no beard, and I must scream

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

These are different ladies

idk, they both came from past Microwave's Mom threads

luchajones fucked around with this message at 15:28 on May 30, 2020

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

Microwave just had a hot mom, and he got pissed that people kept bringing up the fact his mom was hot.

The second set of photos are from another goon who had the hots for his stepmom. If I remember correctly, someone found her contact info and shot her a link to the thread, leading to some ~awkward conversations~

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


His name was like ninja sex party or something

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Samurai Asspirate

Also it was all fake iirc

Salacious Spy
May 29, 2010

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man

Dell_Zincht posted:



Forgot this classic

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Honky Dong Country posted:

Samurai Asspirate

Also it was all fake iirc

yeah

thats my stepmom

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Actually it's my sister's best friend

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Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
I think you’re conflating a goon who tried to hit on his step mom and got owned and basically awkwarded himself out of his family with the goon who jacked off into his sister’s panties and then the forums found his sister and sent her the thread and he posted again saying how his family is disgusted and we ruined his life.

I wasn’t around for the first one and only read it 2ndhand but I do remember the second one with the sister because the thread was truly a laugh riot as the dude contorted into a moebius strip trying not to come off as an obvious mega creep

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