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Lord Stimperor
Jun 13, 2018

I'm a lovable meme.

Do I need archives to link/view the threads? Never seen them first hand.

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Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



Bust Rodd posted:

I think you’re conflating a goon who tried to hit on his step mom and got owned and basically awkwarded himself out of his family with the goon who jacked off into his sister’s panties and then the forums found his sister and sent her the thread and he posted again saying how his family is disgusted and we ruined his life.

I wasn’t around for the first one and only read it 2ndhand but I do remember the second one with the sister because the thread was truly a laugh riot as the dude contorted into a moebius strip trying not to come off as an obvious mega creep

This turned out to be a hoax, FYI

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
I want to believe, dammit!

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
So is that lady Microwave's mom, or step mom?

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


wesleywillis posted:

So is that lady Microwave's mom, or step mom?

The lady in the sliding door is microwaves mom, the other lady and the guy with her are another goon and his step mom who he wanted to gently caress

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Even if the story were not bunk and/or happened to someone else, shocker photo should maybe have provided a hint for the hot step mom.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Yeah but which goon carried a 3D printer to his mom's house to copy her?

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

Yeah but which goon carried a 3D printer to his mom's house to copy her?

You don't remember? That was you!

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

no goon would carry a printer to his own mom's


The ensuing tech support nightmare couldn't be worth it

luchajones
Jan 28, 2018

I have no beard, and I must scream

Statutory Ape posted:

no goon would carry a printer to his own mom's


The ensuing flight of stairs couldn't be worth it


:hmmyes:

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!


well, turns out protection comes in a variety of forms indeed

Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015



BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

Loden Taylor posted:

Microwave just had a hot mom, and he got pissed that people kept bringing up the fact his mom was hot.

The second set of photos are from another goon who had the hots for his stepmom. If I remember correctly, someone found her contact info and shot her a link to the thread, leading to some ~awkward conversations~

I missed out on all the good threads. Are there any posts in the near past that are as weird and funny as Microwave wanting you gently caress his step mom?

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Piggy Smalls posted:

I missed out on all the good threads. Are there any posts in the near past that are as weird and funny as Microwave wanting you gently caress his step mom?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3900454&pagenumber=1&perpage=40

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




Piggy Smalls you could be the American (?) Houellebecq, I would unironically read your novel.

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

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Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



I've always wondered this but if microwave's mom's son didn't like people talking about his attractive mom, why did he post a picture with her as the central focus point in a forum of internet strangers

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
having a hot mom is one of those wish-that-backfires scenarios

Unperson_47 posted:

I've always wondered this but if microwave's mom's son didn't like people talking about his attractive mom, why did he post a picture with her as the central focus point in a forum of internet strangers
sometimes people who want to talk about something a little dont realize it wont always stop at a little

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

well in all fairness back in high school having a mom that hot was probably not a bad way to make friends :shrug:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
“Oh no guys please don’t make thirsty posts about my hot mom!”

:jackin:

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
didn't the microwave's mom thing happen like a decade ago

does microwave even still post on SA

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


WeedlordGoku69 posted:

didn't the microwave's mom thing happen like a decade ago

does microwave even still post on SA

Oh man more than that I think

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

whatever i bet his moms still hot

tbh at this point she prolly looks younger than he does

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




WeedlordGoku69 posted:

didn't the microwave's mom thing happen like a decade ago

does microwave even still post on SA

A decade ago was 2010. I think this poo poo went down in 2004.

What have I done with my life. :(

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



gary oldmans diary posted:

having a hot mom is one of those wish-that-backfires scenarios
sometimes people who want to talk about something a little dont realize it wont always stop at a little

Just posting pics of family members without their permission to an internet forum, not weird at all. If you're going to do that you might as well be proud of your hot (and likely still hot) mom.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
saclopedia mentions microwaves mom in 2007 :corsair:

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.




KrunkMcGrunk
Jul 2, 2007

Sometimes I sit and think, and sometimes I just sit.

microwave's mom is the only thing old GBS and neo-GBS can agree upon

The Worst Unicorn
Nov 4, 2009

~*I Sparkle You Sparkle*~
2020 and this is still happening huh

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

The Worst Unicorn posted:

2020 and this is still happening huh
its because it is 2020 that we need non-2020 things more than ever

Moo the cow
Apr 30, 2020

LabyaMynora posted:

A decade ago was 2010. I think this poo poo went down in 2004.

There's actually a good chance that Microwave's kid could be talking about their hot mom now.

Now who feels really old?

Moo the cow fucked around with this message at 00:03 on May 31, 2020

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal
This thread is creepy

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Charles posted:

This thread is creepy

You mean you don't get nostalgic over some 15 year old pictures of another guy's mom?

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Chrs posted:

You mean you don't get nostalgic over some 15 year old pictures of another guy's mom?

its not quite up there with that mans gaping anus

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Do you think Microwave's mom has seen goatse. Do you think Microwave was the one to show it to her

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I dated Microwave’s mom

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
You put your dick in your mom's microwave. Not the same thing.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Sunswipe posted:

You put your dick in your mom's microwave. Not the same thing.

Hahaha

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

The Worst Unicorn posted:

2020 and this is still happening huh

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

I dated Microwave’s mom


Sunswipe posted:

You put your dick in your mom's microwave. Not the same thing.




lol ya and thats why

its not like theres a shortage of women that are out of my league on the internet, this one just happens to be funnier than most of them

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

a rare mom

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Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
I remember the original thread and now I'm older than her in that photo

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