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It's almost time for everyone to head to the bogs for the sacrifices. I wouldn't be caught dead looking like a slob. Time to hit the gym. Get that bog bod! |
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Standing back with my bog buds waiting for the sacrifices to start making catty comments about the other sacrificial offerings and their bog bods. |
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Jun 3, 2020 15:37
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live bog and leave a beautiful bod
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Jun 3, 2020 15:55
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Taco Bell: Live Bóg
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Jun 3, 2020 15:55
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sinking into to the peat in my bathtub, a few hundred years ought to do. grateful for free 2 day shipping, no time wasted
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City of Glompton posted:sinking into to the peat in my bathtub, a few hundred years ought to do. grateful for free 2 day shipping, no time wasted |
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Jun 3, 2020 16:09
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going to have to start lifting an extra grindstone a day down at the olde blacksmiths
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Jun 3, 2020 16:56
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You only bog once |
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Jun 3, 2020 19:27
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#slathered #baugbaud #witchlife #notcursed
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Jun 3, 2020 19:36
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vanisher posted:#slathered #baugbaud #witchlife #notcursed |
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Jun 3, 2020 19:48
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Ready for some release and just getting bogged down |
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Jun 3, 2020 19:49
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Putting an "it's a bog thing. You wouldn't understand." sticker on the back of my bog |
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Jun 3, 2020 19:59
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Bustin' sod to build my bog bod
Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 20:50 on Jun 15, 2020 |
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Jun 3, 2020 20:07
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rapidly embroidering shirts with "verily i hath a body fit for the bog! does not one store butter there as well!"
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Jun 3, 2020 20:12
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hopkin green bog bod
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Jun 3, 2020 20:57
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Lifestyle influencer "Morgath" single handedly made #bogbaby trend on Twitter |
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Jun 3, 2020 21:45
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For Rent: $1,400/month Cottage near water! 2b, 1100 sqft, rustic outhouse (real! not decorative!). No neighbors, beautiful willow trees surround scenic mossy cobblestone walkway. Fully furnished, real working cauldron. |
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Jun 3, 2020 21:58
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you’re such a bog Miranda
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Jun 3, 2020 22:41
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oh no i hosed up i've been working on my swamp style how could i be so stupid
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Jun 4, 2020 00:34
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pissed off the next day cleaning up bottles and sacrificial remains 'cause you're the only one not too hung over or lazy to clean up bottles and sacrificial remains |
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Jun 4, 2020 01:54
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Trying to convince my scrawny teenage warlock to quit reading those stupid speelbooks all day and drink some milk and get to work on his bog bod so he can find a comely young witch and finally stop being such a loser
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Jun 4, 2020 04:23
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Worker extracting my body along with the peat: Daaaaamn. Check out that bog bod! |
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Jun 4, 2020 04:47
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If you can't stand the peat, get the hell out of the bog. |
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Jun 4, 2020 06:39
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We all know the only reason Pete Boggs won Bog Body of the year is because of his name.
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Jun 4, 2020 06:54
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bog bodies are a bourgeois luxury. we underdwellers cannot afford sunlight or food other than lard grubs. we spend all our time working to keep the great wheels of yuukslazote turning we have no time to hit the gym |
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Jun 4, 2020 06:55
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Gotta manscape my sphagnum. |
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Jun 4, 2020 11:19
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my date: so what's your favourite food? me: ..uh, I guess seaweed, I eat a lot of it my date: nori? ha ha cool I love sushi me: *wiping grit from my lip* what?
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Jun 4, 2020 11:33
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Oh my god this would be such a great sig
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co-bogger: Monday already? The weekends always go so fast. Me: yup, another day in the bog-rat race. Well, better get to it! *wallows in mud for 8 hours* Stooge fucked around with this message at 15:09 on Jun 4, 2020
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trying to gear up for bog season by following along with my cursed tae-bo tape only to find out that that i've been watching the human version my roommate got me as a gag bogwarming gift: *staring at chiseled physique w/ six pack abs* I CAN'T SHOW UP TO THE BOG LOOKING LIKE THIS
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cute co-ed digging peat on an archeological survey: "ug... what a bog...." *metallic clink of shovel on abs* "oh my... what a bod!"
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Jun 5, 2020 01:08
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When they dig me up they’ll assume I was a warrior.
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Jun 5, 2020 04:58
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One mom's ONE WEIRD TRICK for a fit bog bod! Druids hate her for it! Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 19:02 on Jun 5, 2020 |
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super sweet best pal posted:When they dig me up they’ll assume I was a warrior. *worrier |
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Jun 5, 2020 19:00
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Jun 5, 2020 21:35
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st patrick driving the snakes out of ireland is really a metaphor for winning converts with his better than bog bod
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Heather Papps posted:st patrick driving the snakes out of ireland is really a metaphor for winning converts with his better than bog bod driving out snakes = getting everyone's wrigglers prickly listen the olden times were different
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Ya'll tryin' too hard. Me: 
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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