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The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost
Man I got my EMS training at a school that also did cops, and man these kids were the dumbest motherfuckers you could imagine, so I saw how their training worked, and man they were loving hungry to get their hands on weapons and armor.

Remember one time I'm taking my lunch outside and they are running laps around the parking lot with a dog handler with the dog on a long leash, and I'm like, "uhm, is it okay for me to be here?" and teacher gives me a poo poo look and is like "yeah, okay, whatever."

Saw one of the guys moving up in the course getting their fresh recruit uniform (they were like training uniforms or something, not cops yet) preening proud as gently caress to his family that came in to see him who were all "ohh, so handsome!"

6 month course I think, minimum high school graduation needed. Motheruckers got like one day of first aid which they promptly would have dumped from their brains.

Fuckin' eh.

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