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Valko posted:I do yeah, but I think spinz said she was already going to do that. Pick is fine she is my goon crush, post your email dude I gotta send you something I'll buy it right now
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*tries weekly and fails to stop you* I'm sorey
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It tells me it has to be the one that matches your account one minute
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The Mouth feinted to the left but the Penis saw through the ruse and lashed its upper lip harshly. The Balls shuddered with mocking laughter at the foolishness of the Mouth. The situation was dire. The Mouth knew it couldn't take much punishment, and licked its already swollen lip. It was time to test out its secret weapon. The Mouth correctly positioned the latex straps and made sure they were tight. It was time for the reign of the Penis to end. It was time to use... The Accommodator
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:*tries weekly and fails to stop you* that's good enough, unzip
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You can delete it now if you want I copied it
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It is sent
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Jun 4, 2020 06:32
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numberoneposter posted:GBS has no king, GBS needs no king! 
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The Penis was shocked still at the sight and its testicular friend now shook with fear. What was this obscene abomination that looked so much like Penis. For only 26.99, the Mouth had ordered pure justice and revenge off of Amazon. The CalExotics Original Accommodator Latex Dong had arrived promptly and was milspec as promised. The Mouth wasted no time, and lifted it high in the air before crashing it down upon the head of Penis. The thunderous clap of latex upon engorged flesh rang out. The Penis shrank immediately, filled with pain and terror, its once rotund ally now shriveled and withdrawn. One singular blow was all it had taken to lay the Penis low. Now was the age of Mouth. And it would not be a gentle Age.
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Jun 4, 2020 06:38
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The Breakfast Sampler posted:totally. Chillin with my watch so probably lol.
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Jun 4, 2020 06:40
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Can I be a knight? Rule over my own land by doing nothing and just sitting in my castle. Or is that a baron?
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OP, are you the "Oh, I'm In chaaaarge, I sit on this chaaaair, look at me, I'm shaking hands with another kiiiiing, that's how you know we're both important" kind of king, or the "Let's invade some people so I can give land and loot to those who helped me do the invading" kind of king? I really feel like invading and looting right now.
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:OP, are you the "Oh, I'm In chaaaarge, I sit on this chaaaair, look at me, I'm shaking hands with another kiiiiing, that's how you know we're both important" kind of king, or the "Let's invade some people so I can give land and loot to those who helped me do the invading" kind of king? We're going to burn America to the ground Nd then kiss each other on the ashes
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Sid Vicious posted:We're going to burn America to the ground Nd then kiss each other on the ashes You have my pledge of loyalty and all of my knights.
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Jun 4, 2020 07:02
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i knew i sucked the right dick. unlike those other kings
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Jun 4, 2020 07:05
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You have my bow.
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Jun 4, 2020 07:13
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I nominate Literally a Person for Court Jester.
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Jun 4, 2020 07:15
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The king is asleep! Overthrow the king! 
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Jun 4, 2020 07:21
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White Noise Marine posted:The king is asleep! Overthrow the king! 
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Jun 4, 2020 07:22
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I mnot asleep I'm playing cookie clicker
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Jun 4, 2020 07:28
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who's the queen?
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Jun 4, 2020 07:31
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First of all, gay. Second of all, stupid.
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Jun 4, 2020 07:35
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Revolt!
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Jun 4, 2020 07:37
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no y'ain't
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Jun 4, 2020 07:59
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Revolt! 
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Jun 4, 2020 08:02
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all hail
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Jun 4, 2020 08:44
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I'm gonna need a monocle to find a skin tag that small, and a pair of tweezers to get my lips around it After that we can go hog wild, baby!
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Jun 4, 2020 08:46
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Wait is this weird dick sucking still on the table or am I too late?
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Jun 4, 2020 09:46
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Butter status: churnt 
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:The Penis was shocked still at the sight and its testicular friend now shook with fear. What was this obscene abomination that looked so much like Penis. For only 26.99, the Mouth had ordered pure justice and revenge off of Amazon. The CalExotics Original Accommodator Latex Dong had arrived promptly and was milspec as promised. The Mouth wasted no time, and lifted it high in the air before crashing it down upon the head of Penis. The thunderous clap of latex upon engorged flesh rang out. The Penis shrank immediately, filled with pain and terror, its once rotund ally now shriveled and withdrawn. One singular blow was all it had taken to lay the Penis low. Now was the age of Mouth. And it would not be a gentle Age. not gonna lie i'm pretty engrossed
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*engorged, sorry
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Jun 4, 2020 11:15
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Sid is king of his own place.
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Jun 4, 2020 11:35
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I don't even know if I LIKE kings anymore...
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Jun 4, 2020 11:45
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Motherfucker posted:I don't even know if I LIKE kings anymore... Ppppsssshhhhhhhhhhhh. 
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Jun 4, 2020 11:48
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I gotta take stock...
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Jun 4, 2020 11:57
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All you need is a queen and a watch to set the whole thing off, chillin on that zebra hair couch. 
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Jun 4, 2020 12:12
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Been waiting on this ever since your avatar family was crowned
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Jun 4, 2020 12:35
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I am at your service, I am told the villagers have begun calling you Sid the Extremely Baked.
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dropped ur crown, king
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