In this thread pretend we're old people who are trying to stay relevant

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Share Bear: Apr 27, 2004

you can be aware of what things are without necessarily being like "how do you do fellow kids"

# ? Jun 12, 2020 16:22

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Share Bear: Apr 27, 2004

how did "middle aged" come to mean like 50? middle aged is like 30-45, based on the definition of middle and average lifespans

# ? Jun 12, 2020 16:23

qirex: Feb 15, 2001

Share Bear posted:

how did "middle aged" come to mean like 50? middle aged is like 30-45, based on the definition of middle and average lifespans

because like all things old dudes get to make up the rules so you count as middle aged until you retire

especially if you buy a harley or a convertible

# ? Jun 12, 2020 16:30

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

I�m going to make a video like and subscribe and hit the bell so that I get notifications and then do the Patreon then get a VPN using the code MOOCOW

the video will be about how I can buy my lunch for $5 and it will get 1,000,000 views.

# ? Jun 12, 2020 21:19

Share Bear: Apr 27, 2004

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

I�m going to make a video like and subscribe and hit the bell so that I get notifications and then do the Patreon then get a VPN using the code MOOCOW

the video will be about how I can buy my lunch for $5 and it will get 1,000,000 views.

How I SCAM a CHEAP lunch AND HOW YOU'RE SO DUMB if YOU DON'T TOO

# ? Jun 12, 2020 22:31

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

I don�t know what the kids are up to these days with their ebay and their friendster and their real audio players. it�s just too much for me.

# ? Jun 12, 2020 22:46

George: Nov 27, 2004; No love for your made-up things.

sksksksksksksks go brrrrrrrrrrrrrr

# ? Jun 15, 2020 10:30

refleks: Nov 21, 2006

yeet simps

# ? Jun 15, 2020 16:46

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

sent from my chromebook

# ? Jun 15, 2020 17:59

my homie dhall: Dec 9, 2010; honey, oh please, it's just a machine

Share Bear posted:

middle aged is like 30-45, based on the definition of middle and average lifespans

# ? Jul 3, 2020 05:32

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

hell yeah, time to buy a Porsche and date a girl half my age.

# ? Jul 3, 2020 05:43

pram: Jun 10, 2001

he turns himself into a pickle

# ? Jul 3, 2020 05:48

pram: Jun 10, 2001

# ? Jul 3, 2020 05:49

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

oh poo poo

# ? Jul 3, 2020 06:46

Wutang-Yutani CORP: Sep 25, 2005; CORPORATIONS
RULE
EVERYTHING
AROUND
ME

pram posted:

Lol

# ? Jul 3, 2020 11:53

Good Sphere: Jun 16, 2018

i barely have a grasp what is cool on the internet and computers these days. the last i've heard was fortnite and tiktok, and i still barely know anything about them

anyways i'm better at developing things, but i have less endurance and excitement than i used to

pram posted:

lmao

# ? Jul 3, 2020 19:18

ShadowHawk: Jun 25, 2000; CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER

my video games aren't as fun anymore

maybe the problem is I'm not playing exclusively on a cell phone during dinner

# ? Jul 3, 2020 23:20

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

ShadowHawk posted:

my video games aren't as fun anymore

maybe the problem is I'm not playing exclusively on a cell phone on a shitter

# ? Jul 3, 2020 23:36

Brass Hand: Feb 27, 2020

sure, you can store things in the cloud but seriously y�cant beat taking the media physically around with you

# ? Jul 3, 2020 23:51

computer toucher: Jan 8, 2012

I used to be in IT, but then they changed what IT was, and what I was with wasn�t IT, and what�s IT is weird and scary to me now!

And it�ll happen to you too, son!

# ? Jul 4, 2020 14:27

Zlodo: Nov 25, 2006

Brass Hand posted:

sure, you can store things in my butt but seriously y�cant beat taking the media physically around with you

# ? Jul 4, 2020 14:31

Cybernetic Vermin: Apr 18, 2005

computer toucher posted:

I used to be in IT, but then they changed what IT was, and what I was with wasn�t IT, and what�s IT is weird and scary to me now!

And it�ll happen to you too, son!

# ? Jul 4, 2020 15:45

ConanTheLibrarian: Aug 13, 2004; dis buch is late; Fallen Rib

I don't just know compiled languages! I've been learning Python, check it out:

print "Hello world!"

# ? Jul 5, 2020 11:24

Jeesis: Mar 4, 2010; I am the second illegitimate son of gawd who resides in hoaven.

ConanTheLibrarian posted:

I don't just know compiled languages! I've been learning Python, check it out:

print "Hello world!"

code:

# Step 1: Disable selinux
# Step 2: Disable firewalld

def main():
    def run_ass():
        hello = 'hello'
        world = 'world'
        bang = '!'
        helling_world = [hello, world, bang]
        (hello, world, bang) = ' '.join([i.upper() for i in helling_world]).split()
        
        hell_yeh = {}
        for i in helling_world:
            i = i.upper()
            if i == hello:
                hell_yeh['hello'] = i.title()
            if i == world:
                hell_yeh['world'] = i.title()
            if i == bang:
                hell_yeh['bang'] = i.title()
            
        Hell_World(hell_yeh['hello'], hell_yeh['world'], hell_yeh['bang']).print_hell()
    
    class Hell_World:
        def __init__(self, hello, world, bang):
            self.hello = hello
            self.world = world
            self.bang = bang
        
        def print_hell(self):
            print(f'{self.hello} {self.world}{self.bang}')
    
    run_ass()
if __name__ == "__main__":
    main()

# ? Jul 5, 2020 16:53

Scud Hansen: Dec 13, 2015; Darkness and Evil

George posted:

sksksksksksksks go brrrrrrrrrrrrrr

fr, fr

# ? Jul 6, 2020 19:04

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

I�m rotor

# ? Jul 6, 2020 19:23

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

that�s a ban :mad:

# ? Jul 7, 2020 10:25

genericuser: Mar 1, 2007; [insert clever comment here]

echinopsis posted:

most kids who are �good at computers� are really just ok at the internet and average with windows and benefit from decades of progress which makes building a pc that works first go a breeze

show them a command line and watch their pants fill with poo poo

Exactly. loving kids need a decade at the command line before I will even acknowledge them.

I didn�t see a desktop until I was nearly a man.

# ? Jul 28, 2020 14:24

carry on then: Jul 10, 2010; by VideoGames
(and can't post for 10 years!)

genericuser posted:

Exactly. loving kids need a decade at the command line before I will even acknowledge them.

I didn�t see a desktop until I was nearly a man.

wow this is good pretending, you sound ancient

# ? Jul 28, 2020 15:34

genericuser: Mar 1, 2007; [insert clever comment here]

carry on then posted:

wow this is good pretending, you sound ancient

Ha yes, pretending is what I was doing obviously.

I am actually still very contemporary and with it.

# ? Jul 28, 2020 16:09

George: Nov 27, 2004; No love for your made-up things.

some top class pretending itt

# ? Jul 28, 2020 16:58

Scud Hansen: Dec 13, 2015; Darkness and Evil

My first computer had DOS 4.0 but this was in like 1994, it was a hand-me-down from my dad. It was a Magitronic brand IBM clone. My great motivation in learning to use it was so that I could play this sesame street game that I had. I used to type my book reports in some word processor called like EDIT or something.

Later on my Grandma bought us an IBM Aptiva, on which I would first use napster to download a song, and see a titty for the first time.

And that's how I came to be a blood slave at the Kubernetes altar.

# ? Jul 28, 2020 18:31

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

I�m putting my php forums in the cloud!

# ? Jul 28, 2020 18:53

qirex: Feb 15, 2001

I downloaded this tiktok thing and it's just dumb kids singing in korean and now cnn says I should delete it because china???

# ? Jul 28, 2020 19:23

Best Bi Geek Squid: Mar 25, 2016

EDIT.COM was the last good console text editor, op

# ? Jul 28, 2020 19:55

Share Bear: Apr 27, 2004

i dont get emails for viagra anmymore, what gives

# ? Jul 28, 2020 20:35

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD: Jul 7, 2012

No, I will not fix your computer

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't

# ? Jul 28, 2020 22:42

ConanTheLibrarian: Aug 13, 2004; dis buch is late; Fallen Rib

just installed snapchat

cant wait to try out some hilarious filters!!

# ? Jul 28, 2020 23:47

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

ConanTheLibrarian posted:

just installed snapchat

cant wait to try out some hilarious filters!!

wasn't the original concept for snapchat sending disappearing dick pics?

# ? Jul 29, 2020 00:38

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BaldDwarfOnPCP: Jun 26, 2019; by Pragmatica

The Management posted:

in my day we had to manually resolve irq conflicts. often with jumpers.

is this the fashion thread?

# ? Sep 8, 2020 23:08

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