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Literally A Person

Smugworth Wuz Here

nut posted:

desperately wishing i was 40' tall and attacking pittsburgh

That's the dream, man. That's the dream.

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owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

Literally A Person posted:

Desperately wising this bug was 40' tall and attacking Pittsburgh.

nut posted:

desperately wishing i was 40' tall and attacking pittsburgh


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Literally A Person

Smugworth Wuz Here
"Well James, you've worked for drat near 60 years what are you going to do with yourself when you retire"

"Gonna do something I've wanted to do my whole life. Gonna turn into a bug, grow 40' tall and attack Pittsburgh. Mabel's so excited."

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owlhawk911

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Literally A Person posted:

"Well James, you've worked for drat near 60 years what are you going to do with yourself when you retire"

"Gonna do something I've wanted to do my whole life. Gonna turn into a bug, grow 40' tall and attack Pittsburgh. Mabel's so excited."

mabel remains normal sized but rides on james back, hootin/hollerin and flinging molotovs into the wreckage


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Literally A Person

Smugworth Wuz Here

owlhawk911 posted:

mabel remains normal sized but rides on james back, hootin/hollerin and flinging molotovs into the wreckage

Mabel has always been such a card.

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owlhawk911

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Literally A Person posted:

Mabel has always been such a card.

she's always wanted to see pittsburgh trampled by a 40' beetle


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Literally A Person

Smugworth Wuz Here

owlhawk911 posted:

she's always wanted to see pittsburgh trampled by a 40' beetle

Dear God, :lol:

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Escape From Noise

Resident: Aktchully! It's pronounced PittsBOIG!



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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
Is there a more wholesome comedian than Rob Delaney?

Please tell me he doesn't assault people.

Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 09:52 on Jul 1, 2020

nut

Bright Bart posted:

Is there a more wholesome comedian than Rob Delaney?

Please tell me he doesn't assault people.

have u seen joe pera?

Areola Grande

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nut posted:

have u seen joe pera?

joe pera is my friend





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Pahilla the Hun

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Bright Bart posted:

Is there a more wholesome comedian than Rob Delaney?

Please tell me he doesn't assault people.

seriously, i am running out of comedians, stop it guys!!!


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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Pahilla the Hun posted:

seriously, i am running out of comedians, stop it guys!!!

I don't know how to react to this.

All I will say is that we need to forcefully make it clear top to bottom throughout the culture that you should not drive while high. There is no room for excuses and lets please not normalize "I'm actually more considerate after a few puffs".

Literally A Person

Smugworth Wuz Here

Bright Bart posted:

I don't know how to react to this.

All I will say is that we need to forcefully make it clear top to bottom throughout the culture that you should not drive while high. There is no room for excuses and lets please not normalize "I'm actually more considerate after a few puffs".

I...

I uh....


......................

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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Literally A Person posted:

I...

I uh....


......................

I drive high on the reg op. You're doing a good job btw. This thread's longevity is a testament to high drivers everywhere imo :smugbert:





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Literally A Person

Smugworth Wuz Here
When I was a teen I was able to get extremely high and drive but now that I'm old I get too paranoid for that business. I need like at least an hour or so after a fine toke to get behind the wheel. Also, even sober I am a god awful driver.

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Bright Bart

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Literally A Person posted:

Also, even sober I am a god awful driver.

Inconsiderate signalling and such have me temperamental lately. Also cutting corners.

Maybe it's the cabin fever.

Literally A Person

Smugworth Wuz Here

Bright Bart posted:

Inconsiderate signalling and such have me temperamental lately. Also cutting corners.

Maybe it's the cabin fever.

Oh, I always signal. I just stop sometimes and also don't stop. Other times I'll look in the opposite direction of my vehicle's travel. I speed. God, I speed.

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owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

as a teen i would often get high while driving, steering with my knees, one hand on the bong and another on the lighter leashed to my rearview mirror. i would focus on cornering the bowl and keeping my cherry at the perfect temp, not at all on what was happening on the road. it was awesome and i do not regret it in the slightest. getting high and driving is cool as hell. you ever try driving with your eyes closed? driving backwards? also cool. driving places that aren't roads? hell yeah. driving a vehicle that any reasonable person would deem unfit for public roads? now we're talking


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owlhawk911

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the coolest way to drive is blindfolded in reverse on the freeway during a blizzard while experiencing hypoglycemia


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Literally A Person

Smugworth Wuz Here

owlhawk911 posted:

the coolest way to drive is blindfolded in reverse on the freeway during a blizzard while experiencing hypoglycemia

Sometimes I like to take a nice drive to relax too.

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owlhawk911

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Literally A Person posted:

Sometimes I like to take a nice drive to relax too.

might not be as 'cool', but that definitely sounds chill op


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Areola Grande

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owlhawk911 posted:

the coolest way to drive is blindfolded reverse on the freeway during a blizzard while experiencing hypoglycemia

This is the last straw. I want into ur forest cult. I have PMs





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owlhawk911

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prepuce repurposed posted:

This is the last straw. I want into ur forest cult. I have PMs

there is a single trial: you must find me i don't really exist so good luck


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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
Goofy.

nut

all these posts r driving me ... up the freakin wall

Escape From Noise

My favorite way to drive is by taking the train



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Literally A Person

Smugworth Wuz Here

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

My favorite way to drive is by taking the train

I used to do the commute from NJ to DC for work twice a week and got drat the only redeemable part of it was riding the train. Where I come from there really aren't that many passenger trains. So it was seriously novel when I got to do it.

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Literally A Person posted:

I used to so the commute from NJ to DC for work twice a week and got drat the only redeemable part of it was riding the train. Where I come from there really aren't that many passenger trains. So it was seriously novel when I got to do it.

Living in Japan I ride trains all the time now. It's sometimes crowded but even then it's alright. A really long commute by train is way less stressful than by car for sure



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Pahilla the Hun

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bro we used to get high and drive with the headlights out its called james bond mode


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owlhawk911

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fuckin love trains. you ever get high on a train?


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Pahilla the Hun

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owlhawk911 posted:

fuckin love trains. you ever get high on a train?

yes actually 3 times, all from Syracuse to Buffalo on the AmTrak i took my one hitter in the bathroom no one knew i am sure of it


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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
aw yeah secret we'd smokin. soon it won't feel naughty anymore :(

illegalize it

Pahilla the Hun

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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
:stonk:

owlhawk911

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Pahilla the Hun posted:

yes actually 3 times, all from Syracuse to Buffalo on the AmTrak i took my one hitter in the bathroom no one knew i am sure of it

i've only been on two trains but i sure as heck smoked weed on both of them. me and the other train tokers cracked the little window on the door downstairs and blazed on down the line

prepuce repurposed posted:

aw yeah secret we'd smokin. soon it won't feel naughty anymore :(

illegalize it

early in my posting career i suggested that we switch to opium, it fills the role weed once did in many ways. think about it


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owlhawk911

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Pahilla the Hun

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owlhawk911 posted:

i've only been on two trains but i sure as heck smoked weed on both of them. me and the other train tokers cracked the little window on the door downstairs and blazed on down the line


early in my posting career i suggested that we switch to opium, it fills the role weed once did in many ways. think about it

one time in a recording studio the engineer had some synthetic opium--we quickly dubbed it "sopium" and it was like weed but, deeper


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owlhawk911

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Pahilla the Hun posted:

one time in a recording studio the engineer had some synthetic opium--we quickly dubbed it "sopium" and it was like weed but, deeper

one of the key reasons i feel opium would replicate the Weed Experience is that it is all natural/can be grown but that sounds nice too


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owlhawk911

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the main reason though is of course that it remains federally illegal


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