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Literally A Person: Smugworth Wuz Here

Big Beef City posted:

I've made TVP joes myself.
I've eaten TVP joes.
I've enjoyed TVP joes.

And now you come here pointing fingers and telling me you made your own TVP outta..outta THESE?? These GREEN BEANS?? No. NO!
That ain't TVP. Them is fava beans. And even if..if you COULD make tvp from 'em, which you CAIN'T! But even if you could, well... well Mister them is LEGUMES.

THAT'D BE TLP. Makin you a drat LIAR!

But soy bean, one of the common ingredients in TVP, is a legume. WHAT ABOUT THAT!!?? DID YOU THINK OF THAT!!??

# ? Jun 7, 2020 22:17

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# ? May 5, 2024 00:01

Rod Hoofhearted: I am a ghost

So... you lose your water a lot... and when you lose your water you refuse to poop... and yet you tempt fate by eating fava bean sloppy joes, OP?

You, sir, live dangerously.

# ? Jun 7, 2020 22:21

Chrs

Mom says you have to let us post in your thread OP

# ? Jun 7, 2020 22:21

Derpies: by sebmojo

What the hell is going on why can't we post here

# ? Jun 7, 2020 22:21

Rod Hoofhearted: I am a ghost

Derpies posted:

What the hell is going on why can't we post here

We absolutely can. OP just doesn't want us to.

Which is, frankly, the only reason I'm posting ITT.

I N C E P T I O N

# ? Jun 7, 2020 22:22

Big Beef City

Literally A Person posted:

But soy bean, one of the common ingredients in TVP, is a legume. WHAT ABOUT THAT!!?? DID YOU THINK OF THAT!!??

Have YOU thought about that, LAP?

I mean think about what that means. Tables have turned, FRIENDO

# ? Jun 7, 2020 22:25

Marmaduke!: Why would it do that!?

Let this thread sink like a statue of a slave trader

# ? Jun 7, 2020 22:35

Lucky Guy: TY for no bm

I didn't build a $3000 posting rig simply to not post

# ? Jun 7, 2020 22:52

sudonim

Literally A Person, more like Literally A Terrible Host. Looks like I'll have to get a drink myself!

*raids liquor cabinet, mixes 18 year Glenlivet with diet coke*

# ? Jun 7, 2020 23:11

MakaVillian: Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Hey I hope you don't mind, I brought my cat with me to this thread. She's cool, though she does shed a bit.

# ? Jun 7, 2020 23:20

Kosher Pickup Line

is this the be lurker thread?

Thank

# ? Jun 7, 2020 23:58

Kosher Pickup Line

Kosher Pickup Line posted:

is this THE *NEW* lurker thread?

Thank

edited for spelling

# ? Jun 7, 2020 23:59

Kosher Pickup Line

oh nooo

Quote is not edit. My bag everyone

# ? Jun 8, 2020 00:00

Derpies: by sebmojo

Hey what's for dinner everyone

# ? Jun 8, 2020 00:00

Kosher Pickup Line

DUCK!

# ? Jun 8, 2020 00:00

Spazzle

Please, step away from the meat.

# ? Jun 8, 2020 00:10

Jose: Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

i have received a request to try and encourage more gbs posters to post in byob so will move this thread there to try and help with that

# ? Jun 8, 2020 00:16

Goons Are Gifts

Woah hi everyone welcome to the land of hammock kittens, sigs and colors, post in this thread now because we don't follow rules that involve not posting here

# ? Jun 8, 2020 00:19

Chrs

LAP is gonna be PISSED when they see that Jose dyed their precious thread purple and blue

# ? Jun 8, 2020 00:22

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

C'est nais pas une post :evilbuddy:

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Jun 8, 2020 00:28

Literally A Person: Smugworth Wuz Here

WHAT THE gently caress IS THIS BLUE poo poo!!! ALL I WANTED WAS TO ENJOY MY NICE QUIET THREAD WITH IT'S CALMING GRAY WALLS AND NOW THIS poo poo. don't post in my thread. Don't post in my thread. DON'T POST IN MY THREAD. DON'T POST IN MY THREAD. DON'TPOSTINMYTHREAD!!!!31!!!!9

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# ? Jun 8, 2020 00:30

Rod Hoofhearted: I am a ghost

What the hell is this poo poo?

# ? Jun 8, 2020 00:31

Rod Hoofhearted: I am a ghost

I don't post in BYOB, why are my posts in a BYOB thread all of a sudden?

# ? Jun 8, 2020 00:32

Literally A Person: Smugworth Wuz Here

LabyaMynora posted:

What the hell is this poo poo?

YOU!

POSTING IN MY THREAD!!! AND IT SUCKS MAN IT SUCLS!!!

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# ? Jun 8, 2020 00:32

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

I started with the first page and got into the thread and forgot the rules.

Something about :justpost:

, right?

Anyway, I decided to make a little special something for everyone here (past AND present) and I hope you all like it!

:dance:

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 00:36

Literally A Person: Smugworth Wuz Here

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

I started with the first page and got into the thread and forgot the rules.

Something about , right?

Anyway, I decided to make a little special something for everyone here (past AND present) and I hope you all like it!

I don't know you but I know one thing: you must have an immensely low moral character to do something so hurtful to another human being like that. I'm more sad for you than me that you could stoop so low, person I've never talked to before.

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# ? Jun 8, 2020 00:38

SEMAJ ZTI GMO: cool

get it?

# ? Jun 8, 2020 00:39

FluffieDuckie

wow hi LAP :wave:

thanks for bringing us some new posters!

does anybody want to show us their pets?

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Jun 8, 2020 00:41

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Literally A Person posted:

I don't know you but I know one thing: you must have an immensely low moral character to do something so hurtful to another human being like that. I'm more sad for you than me that you could stoop so low, person I've never talked to before.

You and I go so far back you forgot about me

EDIT:

I made you a memento of your trip here! (I hope you like it)

Pot Smoke Phoenix fucked around with this message at 01:06 on Jun 8, 2020

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# ? Jun 8, 2020 00:44

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

FluffieDuckie posted:

wow hi LAP

thanks for bringing us some new posters!

does anybody want to show us their pets?

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# ? Jun 8, 2020 01:17

Literally A Person: Smugworth Wuz Here

FluffieDuckie posted:

wow hi LAP

thanks for bringing us some new posters!

does anybody want to show us their pets?

Oh yeah. HA HA FREAKIN' HA. Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal funny.

NOT

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# ? Jun 8, 2020 01:29

Literally A Person: Smugworth Wuz Here

AND NOW THIS loving DOLPHIN UNDER MY POSTS WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE!?!

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# ? Jun 8, 2020 01:29

The Cockler: by Fluffdaddy

i'm getting tonal whiplash here

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# ? Jun 8, 2020 01:46

alnilam

hello friends

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Jun 8, 2020 02:10

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Jun 8, 2020 02:11

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

alnilam posted:

hello friends

# ? Jun 8, 2020 02:12

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

prepuce repurposed posted:

I'm totes a person too op well met

# ? Jun 8, 2020 02:18

Literally A Person: Smugworth Wuz Here

prepuce repurposed posted:

I'm totes a person too op well met

Don't "totes" me, I invented totes and furthermore this is a private thread that you cannot post in. CANNOT

The Cockler posted:

i'm getting tonal whiplash here

*plays an Eb on my orange baby grand piano in the middle of a giant sandbox in my living room*

GET OUT.

alnilam posted:

hello friends

No. No "hello". No "friends". This is the worst post. A travesty. An illegal post.

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# ? Jun 8, 2020 02:21

Goons Are Gifts

You know what I'm gonna do?

I'll post :ninja:

# ? Jun 8, 2020 03:00

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# ? May 5, 2024 00:01

Literally A Person: Smugworth Wuz Here

Goons Are Great posted:

You know what I'm gonna do?

I'll post

I feel like in the OP I tried to be nice and ask that everyone REFRAIN from posting in my thread. I tried not to LOSE MY COOL because that is something I never NEVER do but this is it. The last straw. THIS MOLEHILL IS NOW A MOUNTAIN AND HONESTLY I'M KIND OF FREAKING THE gently caress OUT ABOUT IT>!!!

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# ? Jun 8, 2020 03:46

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