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If there’s one thing a burly mustachioed man is good at it’s “forging” some good hard “steel”, if you catch my drift.
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Alien Sex Manual posted:My husband wants to set up a hobby forge out back and he is indeed a fat guy in an apron. No mustache though. Maybe you can only grow one AFTER establishing said forge and smithing some wrought iron The blacksmith’s mustache is actually soot and burned skin acquired during the Ascension Ceremony known as Hephaestus’s Kiss, wherein the aspiring smith gains his powers by planting a deep wet smackeroo on the turgid Anvil of the Forge Lord.
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Jun 8, 2020 17:54
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Smelter? drat near dealt ‘er!
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Jun 8, 2020 19:51
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