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The Commodore 64 was doing 64 before it was cool.
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just buy the first computer you see, they're all pretty good
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most computer are acceptable for whatever task you may be working on
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apple build quality is terrible though, if you want your laptop to feel solid you should get an hp or an acer
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acer and asus are actually the same company except some of their logos have a typo
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what you know as GNU/Linux is, in fact, Linux
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computers made of vacuum tubes are faster than solid state, but the environmental lobby makes us use the slow ones to save energy
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Hotmail is the only email service on the world wide web. Its name is a portmanteau of HTML
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emachines never updated my computer 
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Zlodo posted:what you know as GNU/Linux is, in fact, Linux
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southbridges are overrated
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there are actually 9 bits in a byte. one of them is the parity bit
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a monad is more than just a monoid in the category of endofunctors
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why is the size of a byte only 8 bits? we'd never have to worry about stoopid multi-byte encodings if it were 32 bits!
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fonts were a mistake
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Plank Walker posted:a monad is more than just a monoid in the category of endofunctors lol, as if you can do local functional calculus without a de rham cohomology
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There Will Be Penalty posted:why is the size of a byte only 8 bits? we'd never have to worry about stoopid multi-byte encodings if it were 32 bits! so loving spoiled, back in the day the largest byte was 6 bits and people were happy to have it. (the term was coined in the design of the predecessor to the series/360, the ibm stretch, which has bit-level addressing with a variable length "bite", reading/writing between 1 and 6 bits on any read/write).
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booleans have three values: true, false, and null
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most developers should be given underpowered machines not the latest terahertz gigacore compute cloud fibrestadia also make them all colour blind by shooting lasers in their eyes not sure how i'm an ideas guy only then they will be sympathetic to the people and tattoo wcag 2.1 on their foreheads
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So, I don't see how NP can possibly equal P given that there are State, County and Local Parks as well?
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javascript is good
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Pardot posted:booleans have three values: true, false, and filenotfound
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hey op here’s a fundamental concept for you to challenge: stop making bad posts!
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President Beep posted:hey op here’s a fundamental concept for you to challenge: stop making bad posts! kablammo
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Plank Walker posted:a monad is more than just a monoid in the category of endofunctors i can’t get one at chipotle tho
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N.Z.'s Champion posted:most developers should be given underpowered machines not the latest terahertz gigacore compute cloud fibrestadia they should be kept in a state of perpetual poverty, op
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the branch predictor is actually a little man
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N.Z.'s Champion posted:also make them all colour blind by shooting lasers in their eyes not sure how i'm an ideas guy you can just install some flux-like software on their computer that permanently simulates color blindness. maybe swap around the type randomly to keep them on their does.
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animist posted:the branch predictor is actually a little man side channel attacks are when he leaves the door open
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most people who get big hard ons about design patterns and “best practices” are huge navel gazers and the guy who bangs out poo poo that works in PHP or some other lesser language with bad designs is way better to have on your team
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Martin Fowler has corrupted an entire generation of programmers into not understanding what their job is!!! designing the api: 1 30 minute meeting designing the internals: 3 weeks of daily bikeshedding my homie dhall fucked around with this message at 05:18 on Jun 13, 2020 |
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magic smoke isn't a real thing, it's just your poo poo melting cause you hosed up
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computer processors can actually run totally cool but in 1994 cpu manufacturers and heatsink manufacturers met in switzerland and agreed to make cpus hot so they can make more money wake up people, seek the truth google heatsink cabal 1994
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the cupholder is actually supposed to have one of those weird shiny coasters on it
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the javascript ecosystem is actually the greatest in computing history
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some computers are not broken
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echinopsis posted:the cpu is not the brains of a computer U plan to elaborate, ... or? You fuckign idiot? You absolute caveman? You complete nimrod?
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larper posted:U plan to elaborate, ... or? You fuckign idiot? You absolute caveman? You complete nimrod? whoa, consider this poster challenged as gently caress
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your os is not necessarily a pos
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Sham bam bamina! posted:your os is not necessarily a pos You go too far, sir.
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